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Re: dreams
Hands wrote:What did you do with the soiled cardboard after?
oh, just put them back, why do you ask?
If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.
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Hands wrote:What did you do with the soiled cardboard after?
Tiktacy wrote:On the topic of girls and crushes, I once had to take a shit while over at my crushes house only realize after it was too late that there was no toilet paper anywhere in the bathroom. No tissues or paper towels either. Not even any dirty towels either, they had a really clean bathroom, nothing but nice decorative towels that would be noticed if they were missing, not to mention no place to put it after I was done.
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duvessa wrote:okay i'm gonna let you in on a little secret
if you're in someone's house and you're taking a dump and there's no toilet paper
you can shout "there's no toilet paper in here" and they will bring you some toilet paper
what, you're afraid they're going to find out that you're having a poo in the toilet? bruh you asked to use the bathroom and you've been in the bathroom for more than 1 minute, they already know you're dropping doubloons in the toilet. that is actually one of the main purposes of a toilet: to be pooped in. so swallow your pride in your pointless attempt to hide your bodily functions, and ask for the damn toilet paper instead of wiping with your sock, wiping with your underwear, using the sink as a bidet, or getting shit all over your hand like you're a peasant in the fucking middle ages
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duvessa wisely wrote:...
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Arrhythmia wrote:last night i dreamt that they replaced tomb with a sunken ship pirate themed branch.
it still wasn't good though.
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Cheibrodos wrote:Arrhythmia wrote:last night i dreamt that they replaced tomb with a sunken ship pirate themed branch.
it still wasn't good though.
If it's anything like shoals it would be ten times worse
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