The Tavern

Ilsuiw?
Xtahua?
neqoxec?

Any others?

ill-soo-ee
ex-tah-hwa
neh-ko-chek

ill - soo

she - tah - wah

neck - wokes - eck

ill-soo-ee
ex-tah-hwa
pinky demon

Doesn't look all that similar:

I'm now starting to realize that I've never actually paid attention to what order the letters in these enemies' names actually was and just picked a couple consonants and vowels at random and smushed them together in the first thing that sounded vaguely name-like and was passable at a glance.

pronouncing initial x as 'ex' .... smh

il-sui-o
shta-hua
ne-ko-xec

???

how i do it:

ilsoo
mhmm
neck

kikubakuda
or
kike-uber-ache-you'd-gay?

Necromancy god: key-koo

me too:

Ill-ish-you
Ex-ah-too-ah
Nex-kwok-ek

kee koo bah kood gah

Ilsuiw: Illl-sew-eve
Xtahua - Sta-hue-ah
neqoxec - Neck-o-sack

You forgot Yredelemnul and ynoxinul!

WillSuive
Xitarrua
Negocheck

ill-see-you (not I'll)

zaw-hew-ah

neck-oh-zeck

IL-soo-ew

shah-TAH-whah

neh-KWOCK-zeck

ih-NOCKS-ih-nool

ih-reh-DEL-emm-nool

kee-koo-bah-AH-kwoo-jah

Ill Swill, but with the last "ll" pronounced by Elmer Fudd.

Stah Wah (a New Hope)

Necco Zek

Inoxy Null

Six Furry

Irr Reddle Lemnal (though I have the pin-pen merger when I'm not being careful, so the last two syllables sound like "limnal")

Keekoo buh Kood Gah (same metre as "zippity-doo-dah"; probably the G is the Dutch G but I can't pronounce that)

ee-red-el-em-nool
Yi-knocks-in-ool

idk why the i do the starting vowel differently even though they both start with Y and theoretically with the same intent, i guess it's because it's a lot easier to to a y sound before n than it is to make a y sound before r. Try it if you don't believe me, yinox just kind of rolls off the tongue even though it's incorrect, but yired/yeered is a tongue buster.

I've been waiting for one of these!

ɪlswiː
ʃtɑːwɑː
nɛkɒʃɛq
kiːkuːbɑːqʊʔxɔː <- this one is a fucking mess jesus christ everything falls apart on the last syllable
yːrɛdɛlɛmnl
yːnɒʃnuːl

edit: I used English IPA for everything except the q sound, which doesn't appear in English. Kikubaaqudgha is a K'iche' Mayan word for me. Don't ask why.

takin' me back to intro to linguistics clownie

Ill-SOO-eew
Ex-TAH-wah
Neck-WOX-eck
Kee-koo-bah-KUD-gah
Ee-red-a-LEM-nul
Ee-NOX-inul