Wand of polymorphism

[ekolis]

We need a Wand of Polymorphism!

No, not a Wand of Polymorph... this wand simply applies object-oriented programming concepts as found in C++ to introduce levels of abstraction...

So you have an "orc wizard" that you're fighting against... you zap him with a wand of polymorphism, and he becoms an "orc" - but he keeps all the attributes and spells of an orc wizard, you just can't tell that he's an orc wizard merely by looking at him!

Zap him again, and he becomes a "humanoid"... again and he becomes a "monster"... zap him enough and if you're playing tiles he turns into some ASCII character, and after that a randomly flickering zero or one!

[slowcar]

And if the monster zaps you your tiles game is changed to console?
If you play console you are sucked into the dungeon a la tron?

[XuaXua]

Manual of This - reading it increases ability to read.

[Yet Another Stupid Noob]

And if the monster zaps you your tiles game is changed to console?
If you play console you are sucked into the dungeon a la tron?

Given how long a given character usually lasts, I cannot endorse this suggestion.

[Grimm]

potion of drinking

[tcjsavannah]

potion of see self-invisibility

[XuaXua]

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[pratamawirya]

Staff of Wizardry --> Stick to Aid Magic --> Unordinary Stick --> Stick --> Stuff

Scroll of Acquirement --> Great-yet-You-Might-Want-to-Read-Spoiler Scroll

Cerebov --> Mean Demonic Dude --> Mean Dude --> Dude

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Staff of This Game. Wielding it lets you chat with the dev staff.

Manual of Goblins. Reading it lets you use goblins as Giant Shouting Clubs. Remember that Giant Shouting Clubs can be destroyed when used.

Potion of see things.

Wand of throne. Evoking it throws a throne to the target. The higher your Evocations is, the heavier and better decorated throne the enemy receives.

[Grimm]

Potion of see things.

I laughed at this.

Wand of throne. Evoking it throws a throne to the target.

A thrown throne?

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Wand of throne. Evoking it throws a throne to the target.

A thrown throne?

Well, why not?
And you can pray over wands of flame or frost to get these if you are a Chaos Knight.

[ekolis]

Two-Handled Sword. Basically, a big sword that has not ONE handle, but TWO, so you can wield it with both hands more effectively! Or not, as how would you swing it... Oddly enough, this is how I thought two-handed swords were supposed to look when I was playing pre-tiles Nethack as a kid... of course, I also thought that you could read a scroll of "genie-o-cide" to kill off the "hobo-goblins", despite the correct spellings staring me RIGHT THERE IN THE FACE...

[tcjsavannah]

of course, I also thought that you could read a scroll of "genie-o-cide" to kill off the "hobo-goblins", despite the correct spellings staring me RIGHT THERE IN THE FACE...

Which reminds me, the dungeon so needs a Hobo level or vault.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

of course, I also thought that you could read a scroll of "genie-o-cide" to kill off the "hobo-goblins", despite the correct spellings staring me RIGHT THERE IN THE FACE...

Which reminds me, the dungeon so needs a Hobo level or vault.

"От винта!" - кричал Карлсон, отбиваясь от голубых.

[Grimm]

""From the screw!" - Carlson cried, fighting off the blue."

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Erm, I wouldn't try translating it, but it is more like a word play on the "От винта" (which can be interpreted as "Off we go!" [plane pilot] and "Get away from my propeller!"). Carlsson is a fairy-tale hero in Russia with a propeller on its back, and "голубые" means, erm, "gays".

Please excuse me for speaking Yiufese outside the Strangers Corner, but it's the only language suitable for the situation.

Should I post a cute kitty picture to cure the frustration caused by this post? The problem is, all the really cute kitty pictures I know are in Russian, and I will have to speak Yiufese again to translate them, so it might result in a largely supported suggestion to automatically give cursed Rings of Block Yiufese to every new forum user.

[Grimm]

Just post a picture of Stalin saying something funny.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Erm, let me settle for this picture.

[Grimm]

That is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Sir, my hat is off to you.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

It has been a pleasure to share this with you. =) Do you play on Webtiles, by the way, or do you prefer the classical way or have a private dungeon?

[Grimm]

I play PC tiles. Not a fan of online play. I believe there is a Grimm who plays online but he is not me.

[Confidence Interval]

In Soviet Russia, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup plays you!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

This is not a suggestion. Please quank Yiuf song no.

[Grimm]

In Soviet Russia, Sigmund fears you!

[Confidence Interval]

In Soviet Russia, the Orb looks for you!

(I think we could keep this one going for a while...)

[Grimm]

In Soviet Russia, running joke gets tired of YOU

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

In Russia "lol" is replaced with a single "Ы".

[Grimm]

Is that true or a joke?

[Curio]

it is true. Lolъ