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How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:17
by daggaz
duvessa wrote:i remember that when i was like 14 i did a google image search for "unicorn horn" and got a picture of a unicorn gently putting its horn into an elf's vagina. they've improved their algorithms since then


Google first came out in 97 but was fairly underground until 98. That puts duvessa at a maximum of umm...Math. ..33 years old plus or minus the error in his memory. Or if he was counting in elf years which is a distinct possibility.

Can we narrow this down more, tavernites?

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 10:33
by lethediver
I typed unicorn horn into google. Only got pictures of unicorn horn. Seem like new algorithm is a step down.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 11:09
by TehDruid

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 11:40
by scorpionwarrior
get drunk and make a bunch of "how old is twelwe?" posts if u want to be shamed into leaving tavern forever

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 19:13
by wheals
Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:21
by Tiktacy
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:51
by Blade
Tiktacy wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.

e <-- He's talking about this duvessa.

(why is there no way to colour my e blue in tavern)

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 02:16
by xentronium
Blade wrote:
Tiktacy wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.

e <-- He's talking about this duvessa.

(why is there no way to colour my e blue in tavern)


eeeeee

There's a "font color" option!

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 02:28
by Sar
wow. spoiler that shit

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 06:36
by Arrhythmia
Having spent considerable time stalking him, I'm going to give you the answer of "young twenties".

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:25
by minmay
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 17:00
by Siegurt
daggaz wrote:
duvessa wrote:i remember that when i was like 14 i did a google image search for "unicorn horn" and got a picture of a unicorn gently putting its horn into an elf's vagina. they've improved their algorithms since then


Google first came out in 97 but was fairly underground until 98. That puts duvessa at a maximum of umm...Math. ..33 years old plus or minus the error in his memory. Or if he was counting in elf years which is a distinct possibility.

Can we narrow this down more, tavernites?

Google images was launched in 2001: https://www.google.com/about/company/history/ I don't know exactly when they started calling it "google image search"

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 13:41
by ZipZipskins
Has anyone just asked him instead of tomfooling around hither and yon regarding an internet personailty

If he lies to you that's what he wants you to know about himself anyway

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 14:06
by Sar
that's not as fun

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 14:48
by ZipZipskins
Sar wrote:that's not as fun


look all I'm saying is this is a lot of effort that could be put into something more productive, like a tier list or complaint about food

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 20:26
by duvessa
with thanks removed, I no longer have an incentive to post my nudes

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 22:36
by Sar
xentronium already posted the whole session up in the thread

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 00:56
by duvessa
Sar wrote:xentronium already posted the whole session up in the thread
oh, please, I have WAY higher resolution pictures than that

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 17:26
by Hirsch I
I know for a fact that minmay is pretty old.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1nP2vYO24k

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 18:03
by Sar
It takes place in the future so she isn't even born yet???

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 18:27
by Hirsch I
it is a cycle. humanity self destructed before, a thousand times. this video is from the past long forgotten.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 23:27
by Sprucery
I believe Duvessa was added on about 2009-08-15, so that would make him around 6 and a half years old.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Friday, 4th March 2016, 13:34
by ZipZipskins
Hirsch I wrote:it is a cycle. humanity self destructed before, a thousand times. this video is from the past long forgotten.

I always wanted to know and since this thread ks nothing it seems like a good place to ask, are you Hirsch the First and if so do you have hirschildren and grandhirschildren

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Saturday, 2nd April 2016, 07:48
by minmay
minmay wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer
copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Saturday, 2nd April 2016, 09:20
by Elitist
minmay wrote:
minmay wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer
copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

D-Does Dowan know?

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 04:14
by Siegurt
Elitist wrote:D-Does Dowan know?


Where do you think the photos came from?

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 06:00
by duvessa
Elitist wrote:
minmay wrote:copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

D-Does Dowan know?
we're twins so I imagine Dowan does, in fact, know how old I am

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 07:13
by kuniqs
Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 07:24
by duvessa
kuniqs wrote:Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?
that's a much worse question actually

it's probably the worst question ever

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:06
by dowan
kuniqs wrote:Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?

Yes, but not for the usual reason.

Now, I happen to know the [redacted] stock prices are going to plummet tomorrow...

Also, I have no idea how old Duvessa or I am. I would, but it's forbidden knowledge, and we're not a couple of filthy deep elves...

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:24
by adozu
if an admin was to delete dowan's account would we actually see duvessa go berserk?

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:40
by HardboiledGargoyle
You'd hear a distant wail of despair.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:51
by dowan
I think duvessa might go berserk outwardly to maintain appearances, but inwardly duvessa might actually become a little more sane.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 16:10
by HardboiledGargoyle
I don't think duvessa actually feels it for dowan; I bet she has to surreptitiously chug a berserk potion to maintain appearances, or idk maybe thinking about circle LOS or lantern of shadows does the job.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 16:41
by dowan
Imagine how much harder they would be if it was just two Duvessas.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 19:46
by minmay
dowan wrote:Imagine how much harder they would be if it was just two Duvessas.
oh I'd be harder all right

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 20:26
by shnurlf
I believe seeing them post a picture of a family gathering they attended?? I dunno, this was a while back.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Monday, 18th April 2016, 20:37
by HardboiledGargoyle
Image

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Wednesday, 20th April 2016, 23:22
by Greyr
love duvessa's tumblr, big fan.

Re: How old is Duvessa?

PostPosted: Wednesday, 20th April 2016, 23:22
by Greyr
haha jk