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Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 05:56
by Rast
Thanks for making shard shrikes and entrophy weavers!

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 06:05
by duvessa
Thanks for making crawl!

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PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 06:25
by gammafunk
Thanks for removing item destruction and player inventory weight!

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PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:14
by ydeve
Thanks for removing hunger and confusion!

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:25
by ZipZipskins
Aw shucks devs thanks for being you

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:27
by Leszczynek
Thanks for the thrilling mechanic of smite-targetted corrosion that can give up to -16 debuff within a single turn, can't be reliably resisted and is applied by enemies often appearing behind a wall of somewhat durable popcorn! I'm always having immeasurable amounts of fun facing against this feature!

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 14:33
by Sar
thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 21:41
by Sprucery
thanks for player ghosts

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PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 02:10
by MainiacJoe
Thanks for D:1 gnolls

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:25
by daggaz
Thank you for hunger being simultaneously a thing but not a thing, such that I have to keep some permafood in my limited inventory for no other reason than to keep it from being actually a thing that pointlessly limits and then kills my character.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:58
by Croases
daggaz wrote:Thank you for hunger being simultaneously a thing but not a thing, such that I have to keep some permafood in my limited inventory

So you mean it's a ~meaningful decision~ to determine whether to take food or battle-related consumables?

daggaz wrote:a thing that pointlessly limits and then kills my character.

Clearly if a thing limits your character, but can be mitigated by ~meaningful decisions~, then it's a good thing!

This only reinforces my belief that the food clock is the best-designed aspect of Crawl.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:02
by daggaz
The sarcasm runs strong in this one.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:05
by dpeg
I wonder if Sar would agree.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:06
by dynast
Thanks for ambush vaults with magic draining invisible ghost moths, shifters that anchor you and blink encircle you with constricting tentacled monstruosities, slowing death cobs and enraged by a moth of wrath draconian monks, you sick fucks.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:20
by dpeg
dynast: Please hold the line, the devteam is busy changing trousers.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 13:03
by TehDruid
Thanks for nothing

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 15:17
by Sar
dpeg wrote:I wonder if Sar would agree.

With what?

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:10
by amalloy
Thanks for introducing me to tavern, gammafunk. What a waste of time.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 5th March 2016, 22:40
by HardboiledGargoyle
why is this not stickied like the other thread

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 5th March 2016, 23:55
by Wahaha
gammafunk wrote:Thanks for removing item destruction and player inventory weight!
Sar wrote:thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)
Thank

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Saturday, 5th March 2016, 23:56
by ydeve
Wahaha wrote:
Sar wrote:thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)

Thank

Is this sarcastic or not?

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 00:18
by wheals
Thank you archaeo for removing thanks!

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 01:34
by ydeve
wheals wrote:Thank you archaeo for removing thanks!

+1

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 02:26
by duvessa
archaeo isn't a dev. you should thank me instead

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 04:23
by ydeve
duvessa wrote:archaeo isn't a dev. you should thank me instead

How? The thank button's gone.

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 05:36
by duvessa
send me pictures of elves

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 05:45
by ydeve
Image

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 18:02
by ZipZipskins
duvessa wrote:send me pictures of elves

Realfunnythanks

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

PostPosted: Sunday, 6th March 2016, 18:02
by ZipZipskins
ydeve wrote:Image

Furthergenuineamusedthanks