The Tavern

I love this game and think about it a lot, so I was pretty excited when I saw a tarantella in real life. However, weird stuff has been happening ever since. I start walking somewhere, only to realize I'm somewhere else with no memory of where I'm going. Interior spaces seem vaguely non-euclidean. Words are all jumbled when I try to read, as if I were dyslexic. I can see longer distances in some directions than others. Have I messed with some ancient power I can't understand by playing crawl?

kill the humans and eat their chunks

If you don't like your situation, go upstairs and try a different branch.

You can fix this by updating to 0.17 or later.

Haven't experienced any of that yet, I do however hear strange trumpet like sounds when running through pan as a ds occasionally, they seam to come from the sky. Someone told me they might be angeltrumpets heralding the apocalypse.

I forgot to set my skills to manual and I've wasted a bunch of XP on Trivia and Video Games.

Also, you might have had a stroke.

Yeah. The occasional win is truly baffling.