fucking day.


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Post Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 18:12

fucking day.

so, I lost a perfectly good DSGl of Yred, getting chain confused by eyes in Slime.
then I noticed I was late for my bus, and ran to the terminal. 10 minutes on the road I remember I forgot water on the fire to make tea. "fuck, my house will catch fire".
so I get down from the bus, that costed me 10 dollars, and run home. I had no money to call a cab, and my house was on the other goddamned side of the city. I ran for 45 minutes straight, arrived home coughing my fucking guts out. the water had boiled over the kettle, and put out the fire. a spark, and my house would go BOOM!.
I lost an important doctor appointment, got dog shit on my shoes, kicked my table with my little toe like it owed me money, dropped hot water on my balls, fought my dad, internet stopped working, and got stinged by a hornet.
fuck my life man.
I was really enjoying that DsGl. :(
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Post Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 20:21

Could be worse. (from Life of Brian)

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Post Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 20:42

Re: fucking day.

yeah yeah, but I stepped in a puddle once and you dont see me complaining. you should just suck it up like me

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Post Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 22:29

Re: fucking day.

Let me tell you about the time I got drunk 'cause I wanted to kill myself when I was sober
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Post Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 23:44

Re: fucking day.

Hirsch I wrote:so, I lost a perfectly good DSGl of Yred, getting chain confused by eyes in Slime.
then I noticed I was late for my bus, and ran to the terminal.

This is why tiles sucks; if you were playing console, you'd already be on the terminal.

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 03:36

Re: fucking day.

the funniest part is that this would actually be true because I play console on my tablet, so I would be already there waiting.
also, duvessa, you win, I'll try to suck it like you.
also also, kuniqs, that's a fucking bad idea, damn. I'm glad you are alive. hang in there!
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 07:17

Re: fucking day.

When I saw the title I thought it's probably about a Brazilian national holiday.
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 10:23

Re: fucking day.

Sprucery wrote:When I saw the title I thought it's probably about a Brazilian national holiday.

Yeah i thought it was another carnival post.
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 11:17

Re: fucking day.

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 14:58

Re: fucking day.

I have a recurring nightmare where I don't realise my idiot cat is dicking around in the bottom of the washing machine until after I put all my clothes and soap and stuff in and start it up, and then somehow I also don't notice pulling the waterlogged corpse of my cat out and throwing it in the dryer until the end of the laundry and I unload the dryer and boom, fluffy dry dead cat

It's particularly distressing because every single laundry dream I have involves me washing my cat inadvertently and sometimes I'm a little more lucid so I watch myself doing it but I can't stop myself, it's like I'm trapped in a soundproof box

Wait is this a dreams thread?
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 16:47

Re: fucking day.

the cat is your life
the washing machine is DCSS
the dryer is Tavern

Yes Another Stupid Dream

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 17:58

Re: fucking day.

at least here your life is fluffy.
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 20:01

Re: fucking day.

HardboiledGargoyle wrote:the cat is your life
the washing machine is DCSS
the dryer is Tavern

Yes Another Stupid Dream

Damn that's some deep ass shit, I gotta go reflect.
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 20:05

Re: fucking day.

ZipZipskins wrote:
HardboiledGargoyle wrote:the cat is your life
the washing machine is DCSS
the dryer is Tavern

Yes Another Stupid Dream

Damn that's some deep ass shit, I gotta go reflect.

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 22:19

Re: fucking day.

one time i had a dream that i tripped over something and i stumbled into a dresser and there was a bottle of penis enlargement pills on top of the dresser, and the bottle fell over and like 50 cock pills fell into my mouth and in my surprise i accidentally swallowed them, then i got really panicked because i thought my penis would explode, but then i remembered that penis enlargement pills don't actually work, so i calmed down

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 22:32

Re: fucking day.

minmay wrote:penis enlargement pills don't actually work,

wait what really fuck
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 22:35

Re: fucking day.

the dresser is Tavern
the pills are DCSS
the penis is your life

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Post Thursday, 18th February 2016, 03:18

Re: fucking day.

Hirsch I wrote:the water had boiled over the kettle, and put out the fire. a spark, and my house would go BOOM!

On the upside, you remembered this instead of letting your house fill up with gas all day.
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Post Thursday, 18th February 2016, 03:57

Re: fucking day.

yep, could be much, much worse.
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