Slime Squisher
Posts: 338
Joined: Wednesday, 20th November 2013, 11:37
Thursday, 4th February 2016, 11:50
Cruel truth about Ely's quokka
I was striding through the dungeon, and stumbled into Ely's sanctuary.
I noticed a quokka corpse near the altar. I was not killin' it. The only living being here was an Ely's quokka.
Okay, I don't mind it killing rats, worms and other pesky insects. But quokka killing qouokka! It was just a murder!
Now I know truth about Ely. Ely don't want kills from you? What a lie!
Why do u think Ely appreciate exploring? You explore - you find monsters - you kill em for XP/loot. Explore = Kills!
Previous Ely used to destroy weapons. But have you seen any broken -10 hand axes or broken -15 spear of healing opponent? Me neither.
Weapon just vanished from your feet and you never see them again. Don't become scared when somewhere in 0.18 you see a quokka.. ..with your +10 Exec axe of distortion (you sacrificed it to Ely in 0.15). You should be scared now.
I noticed a quokka corpse near the altar. I was not killin' it. The only living being here was an Ely's quokka.
Okay, I don't mind it killing rats, worms and other pesky insects. But quokka killing qouokka! It was just a murder!
Now I know truth about Ely. Ely don't want kills from you? What a lie!
Why do u think Ely appreciate exploring? You explore - you find monsters - you kill em for XP/loot. Explore = Kills!
Previous Ely used to destroy weapons. But have you seen any broken -10 hand axes or broken -15 spear of healing opponent? Me neither.
Weapon just vanished from your feet and you never see them again. Don't become scared when somewhere in 0.18 you see a quokka.. ..with your +10 Exec axe of distortion (you sacrificed it to Ely in 0.15). You should be scared now.
