Cruel truth about Ely's quokka


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Post Thursday, 4th February 2016, 11:50

Cruel truth about Ely's quokka

I was striding through the dungeon, and stumbled into Ely's sanctuary.
I noticed a quokka corpse near the altar. I was not killin' it. The only living being here was an Ely's quokka.
Okay, I don't mind it killing rats, worms and other pesky insects. But quokka killing qouokka! It was just a murder!
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Now I know truth about Ely. Ely don't want kills from you? What a lie!
Why do u think Ely appreciate exploring? You explore - you find monsters - you kill em for XP/loot. Explore = Kills!
Previous Ely used to destroy weapons. But have you seen any broken -10 hand axes or broken -15 spear of healing opponent? Me neither.
Weapon just vanished from your feet and you never see them again. Don't become scared when somewhere in 0.18 you see a quokka.. ..with your +10 Exec axe of distortion (you sacrificed it to Ely in 0.15). You should be scared now.

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Post Thursday, 4th February 2016, 12:25

Re: Cruel truth about Ely's quokka

I hope Ely's quokka becomes a creepypasta at some point.
You shall never see my color again.

Sar

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Post Thursday, 4th February 2016, 12:31

Re: Cruel truth about Ely's quokka

buying an old copy of Crawl on a garage sale doesn't seem too plausible to me

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Post Thursday, 4th February 2016, 15:16

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"I compiled an ancient version of crawl from a mirror website and"

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Post Thursday, 4th February 2016, 15:54

Re: Cruel truth about Ely's quokka

Evillyon unmasked!
What about the forests?
Nope
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Post Friday, 5th February 2016, 23:59

Re: Cruel truth about Ely's quokka

That other quokka was obviously a bank robbing, axe murdering, sex fiend.

Sar

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Post Saturday, 6th February 2016, 00:02

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fr: sex fiends

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Post Saturday, 6th February 2016, 00:30

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Sar wrote:fr: sex fiends

The dishwasher returns!

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Post Saturday, 6th February 2016, 01:35

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CHAOS FIENDS! (Symbol of Torment, Random Bolt, Chain of Chaos, Chaos Melee) [Fuck you too.]
I'm beginning to feel like a Cat God! Felid streaks: {FeVM^Sif Muna, FeWn^Dithmenos, FeAr^Pakellas}, {FeEE^Ashenzari, FeEn^Gozag, FeNe^Sif Muna, FeAE^Vehumet...(ongoing)}

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