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Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 10th June 2011, 12:28by dolphin
Teh Stoopid and his brother, Overconfidence are the deadliest monsters in the game, and spawn on D:1.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 10th June 2011, 14:20by Stormfox
dolphin wrote:Teh Stoopid and his brother, Overconfidence are the deadliest monsters in the game, and spawn on D:1.
Overconfidence is a hidden {*RAGE, Mesm} effect. You don't want to run away from the monster and you can't think of anything else except landing one more hit.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 10th June 2011, 17:06by eharper256
Not exactly a terrible nor amazing artefact, but... certainly nonsensical:
Ah! I get it, Dragons are Orcs in costumes celebrating chinese festivals!!
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 10th June 2011, 18:25by XuaXua
eharper256 wrote:Not exactly a terrible nor amazing artefact, but... certainly nonsensical:
Ah! I get it, Dragons are Orcs in costumes celebrating chinese festivals!!
Gotta get the Accuracy/Damage bonus.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 10th June 2011, 20:21by eharper256
XuaXua wrote:Gotta get the Accuracy/Damage bonus.
Oh yeah, sorry, it was a -1, +1 staff. Not exactly inspiring, but I've seen worse.
Obviously I dropped it since this was on an Ashenzari Vampire character using Short Blades (and I already have rF+++, two things with MR, and I've cleared Orc, so that + Mutagenic as well meant drop for me). Still, amusing.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 11th June 2011, 12:11by hxy
this might be the best artifact, but it's junk to my SpEn...
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You kill the tentacled monstrosity!
Okawaru accepts your kill.
Something appears at your feet!
_Okawaru grants you a gift!
Press: ? - help, v - describe, . - travel
A steaming gold dragon armour {god gift}.
_Floor.
_You can't carry that much weight.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 12th June 2011, 14:27by fnwc
LOL: the amulet of Fuck {+Rage rF- rN+ Str+2 SInv}
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 12th June 2011, 16:55by eharper256
Holy crap!
This is even more amazing considering I just learnt Olgreb's Toxic Radiance with this character (my first long surviving Necromancer), and was angsting about continually poisoning myself with it. Now I can use it without fear, though switching over from Crazy Yiufs hilarity staff is a shame.
Also, quick question, will Excruciating Wounds work with this?
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 12th June 2011, 20:17by eharper256
minmay wrote:Speed is a brand, so no. (It's an awful weapon anyway.)
I know mace isn't that great a base type, but it trains me for eventual demon whip, right?
And if I'm not mistaken it'll be, what, 7 delay halved from 14, +14 to hit, 10/11-ish damage max?
It has equivalent DPS to a cold brand quick-blade with the same +11/+4, according to Weapon Lab (assuming no weakness vs hobgoblin, and going with my 0 in Short Blade / 3 in M&F of course). It'll serve until something better; and in any case, it's meant as {casting support => finishing a foe} more than anything; I don't have anything else that gives +rPois at this stage and being able to spam Toxic Radiance makes my life alot easier since this is a casting centric character (pain! Pain! Agony! PAIN! was the usual gig before... cleared out Orc 4 this way with assistance of Regen, Corpse Rot and Raise Dead for the 2-head ogre zombies) that avoids melee as much as possible.
Although something already better for melee just came along for me. Just found a Pain Brand +3/+4 Spear as well. What's with all the randarts today? Considering the high Necro skill, I believe this deals better damage.
EDIT: (checks... yep... 7.1 damage a turn instead of 5.6).
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 19th June 2011, 10:51by joellercoaster
My Octopode just found the Quarterstaff "Octopode's Bane" {Pain, MR}.
What, Crawl? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 19th June 2011, 11:08by Denniz
Finally, Trog gave me (MiBe) a good artefact that didn't get me killed.
a - the +3,+15 broad axe "Quggiw" (weapon) {god gift, chop, Stlth++}
(Trog gifted it to you on level 10 of the Dungeon)
Of course, that could be partially becauce of the Crystal Plate Mail I found in the Bailey on the same level. I have since enchanted it to +10...
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 19th June 2011, 16:51by Grimm
joellercoaster wrote:My Octopode just found the Quarterstaff "Octopode's Bane" {Pain, MR}.
What, Crawl? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
The other day I found the sabre "Hydrabane". It was not, as you might have expected, flaming.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Monday, 20th June 2011, 13:38by Stormfox
joellercoaster wrote:My Octopode just found the Quarterstaff "Octopode's Bane" {Pain, MR}.
What, Crawl? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Can you imagine a sentient octopus trying to wield a quarterstaff? It would be very difficult for it not to grab onto the proverbial sharp bits. (Whatever portion of the staff isn't insulated from the pain effect.)
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 1st July 2011, 20:10by slowcar
I found this nice amulet in Orc4 with my Deep Elf Air Elementalist
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Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 2nd July 2011, 23:01by eharper256
WTF?!? My Kobold Artificer of Nemelex just acquired this beast:
I've never since such a long list!
The inscribe was far too long so it got changed to Derp-Blade 5000.
Having rF- is a bitch when I want use fireball wands, and it could have a better brand than vorpal, but the resistances, gods the resistances!
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 13th July 2011, 21:14by slowcar
I hope my lvl 8 char lives long enough to buy this ring:
(the amulet is also nice to have, but the ring...)
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Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 13th July 2011, 22:03by pratamawirya
slowcar wrote:the Ring of Shuoxeh {SustAb rF++ rC++ Acc+2 Dam+2}
Dang, that's like, the best thing ever!
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 14th July 2011, 05:47by Zuboki
Not the best or worst, but oddly appropriate:
the +0,+3 mace of the Beginning {crush, MR Str+3 Dex+4}
It's the very first randart I found for my Ogre Conjurer. And if I may say so... It's a very good mace to start.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 14th July 2011, 07:36by slowcar
minmay wrote:Well, that makes my ring "Rays Eje" {rF++ rC++ MR Str-1 Acc+2 Dam+1} look like a big pile of crap.
Nah, you need something for the other hand
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 14th July 2011, 08:25by Grimm
Zuboki wrote:It's a very good mace to start.
Well done sir, well done.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 17th July 2011, 16:55by christhawk
In the same minotaur vault:
The cursed -7 Cloak of Analysis (Int-3 Dam+3)
The +2 Hat of the Alchemist (rElec rF+ rC+ MR)
My MiBe was amused. And shed the cloak quickly!
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 20th July 2011, 15:27by asdu
<G-Flex> I picture oka as this old guy going through his attic and just discarding old junk as gifts
D - the -9 crystal plate mail of Kekh {god gift, Dex-1 Dam+2}
I don't think I had ever seen an item with a -9 enchantment before. I just hope my MDFi survives long enough to be able to switch gods. May go with Lugonu just so I can desecrate an Oka altar.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 20th July 2011, 15:38by absolutego
don't forget to take pictures.
hell, make posters, we'll buy them.
current game:
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+4 shield of Eternity {rC+ Dex+3 Dam+4}
pretty good D:4 find for a MDDK.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 20th July 2011, 18:48by Coocalark
I just found the Dagger of "Zycaoggo". It's -1, +14 (god gift, stabbing, str +3, int +3). I like it a lot.
Edit: Also just picked up the Demon Blade "Leech" +13, +4 (vamp, rN+, EV -1, Str -1. Dex -1. Int -1, Curse)
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Sunday, 24th July 2011, 17:57by asdu
Oka, that ************ *** ** * *** *** * ********** *****, after spending half the game giving me unenchanted pieces of armour for slots I had already filled with something better and weapons I had never even picked up from the floor let alone trained the skill for, finally sees fit to give me a weapon of the type I was waiting for the whole time. It was really a long time coming. You could very well say I was getting impatient.
So, what does the ************* ***** ** ****** **** give me?
The +1,+4 demon trident of Impatience {god gift, drain, *TELE rC+ Int+2}
(no, I don't yet have a way to deal with teleportitis)
Well played, you divine scumbag, well played.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 28th July 2011, 22:03by Alg
My demigod transmuter just bought this in a shop for 1100 gold
t - the ring "Kaamolem" (left hand) {rElec rF+ rC+ EV+2 Int+3 SInv}
Would've paid much muuuuuch more for that thing.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Monday, 1st August 2011, 00:39by Grimm
the ring "Plifuuw" {Wiz Hunger rElec rPois rF+ rC+ Acc-2 SInv}
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Monday, 1st August 2011, 09:46by Zicher
It seems quite funny to me that Warmaster Okawaru would give a
wizard hat as his first gift
.
But by all means a nice one:
J - the +0 wizard hat "Kuunuox" (worn) {god gift, +Rage rElec rPois Str+2}
Doubly so nice, as I'm a Minotaur any my headgear is very limited
.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Monday, 1st August 2011, 11:52by eharper256
Zicher wrote:It seems quite funny to me that Warmaster Okawaru would give a
wizard hat as his first gift
Nothing saying you can't be a war-wizard.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Monday, 1st August 2011, 12:38by Zicher
eharper256 wrote:Zicher wrote:It seems quite funny to me that Warmaster Okawaru would give a
wizard hat as his first gift
Nothing saying you can't be a war-wizard.
I'm probably meant to be - I received level 1 in Spellcasting about 50 turns later
.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Tuesday, 2nd August 2011, 22:27by Jeremiah
The ring "Dull" {rPois dex -3}.
Dull.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 3rd August 2011, 17:15by christhawk
Great: The +3 buckler "Shryiss" (Str+4 Dex+3 Int+2 Acc+4)
Even better: I am playing a HaHu of Trog.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 5th August 2011, 08:37by Confidence Interval
Zicher wrote:It seems quite funny to me that Warmaster Okawaru would give a
wizard hat as his first gift
.
I worshipped Oka for ages and he gave me the Robe of Misfortune. The gods move in mysterious ways.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Friday, 5th August 2011, 14:34by Un67
x - the ring of the Moon {cTele, +Inv, Str+3, Int+3, SInv, Stlth--}
In comparison to some of what you guys have this is awful but I think this might be one of the best randarts I've ever gotten (I usually have crummy luck with randarts). Stealth doesn't matter to me since I'm a heavy armor Trog worshipper.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 11th August 2011, 01:54by asdu
O - the ring of Reimbursment {-TELE rElec rF+ rC+ MR Dam+7}
So close to being the best ring ever
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 11th August 2011, 02:10by Happy Corner
z - amulet "Statav" {rMut Str+3 Int+2 Stlth++}
Maybe not the best amulet ever, and certainly it would have been even better if I were a spellcaster, but my Spriggan Berserker still received it with great joy.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 13th August 2011, 16:15by MyOtheHedgeFox
Grildrak found a +2 robe of Hide-and-Seek {rF++ SInv}.
I guess it is the best artefact one can have for such game.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 13th August 2011, 16:57by dassem
I haven't had much that would make it into this thread (apart perhaps from the robe of misfortune
), so here is the best I've had for a while:
the +1 pair of boots "Phorrumu" (worn) {rF++ Str+1 Dex+4 Dam+1}Which was certainly a lot more fun than the boots of fun:
the +1 pair of boots of Fun {rF+} Although in the shoals, boots of levitation were certainly fun.
But my dilemma is, is Phorrumu more fun than a pair of boots of running?
I think so. As only a level 20 mage with 159 HP, inbuilt repel missiles, an evasion of 28, and shields up to 21 so far, I have not actually needed to run away for a while.
The YASD is just waiting to happen.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 13th August 2011, 21:20by dassem
And so, to follow up my own post, we have:
b - the cursed +2 cloak of Wrong Decisions (worn) {rF+ MR Acc+3 Curse}
Where, as far as I can see, the only wrong decision would be not wearing it to arrive at a total of rF++, rc+++ and extremely resistant to hostile enchantments... (My ring of ice cancels the pip of rF.)
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 17th August 2011, 01:57by Grimm
One of the devs is a learned Buddhist:
the +7, +1 broad axe of Interdependent Arising {freeze, rC+}
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 17th August 2011, 04:48by TwilightPhoenix
The -4 scale mail of Satisfaction {Dex-2, MR}
I didn't feel any when finding this.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 17th August 2011, 06:05by MyOtheHedgeFox
TwilightPhoenix wrote:The -4 scale mail of Satisfaction {Dex-2, MR}
I didn't feel any when finding this.
Satisfaction has a price.
Perhaps the maker of this thing thought that in order to receive some satisfaction, you need to stop blocking everything and running away from anyone, but still keep your mind shielded from charms.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Wednesday, 17th August 2011, 13:08by Stormfox
TwilightPhoenix wrote:The -4 scale mail of Satisfaction {Dex-2, MR}
I didn't feel any when finding this.
But you try, and you try, and you try, and you try...but you can't get no...
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 18th August 2011, 00:49by bobross419
Stormfox wrote:TwilightPhoenix wrote:The -4 scale mail of Satisfaction {Dex-2, MR}
I didn't feel any when finding this.
But you try, and you try, and you try, and you try...but you can't get no...
I should have known someone would beat me to the Stones reference!
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Thursday, 25th August 2011, 14:13by MyOtheHedgeFox
One of us Russian DCSS geeks called Low_Pressure bought the +8,+1 great sword of Duty (weapon) {venom, Hunger +Blink +Inv rC+ MR}.
Looks like duties like to be invisible and to appear and disappear all of a sudden, and they are resistant to various enchantments, burning rage resistant, poisonous and always hungry.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 27th August 2011, 17:49by TwilightPhoenix
These two weren't from my game, but...
the +1 cloak of Divine Compulsion {Str+1 Dam+2 Stlth++}
Not sure what it is supposed to compel the wearer to do.
the ring of Music {Fire rElec}
I thought the companion item to the Singing Sword would have been a bit more... noisy.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 27th August 2011, 18:02by Grimm
TwilightPhoenix wrote:the ring of Music {Fire rElec}
I thought the companion item to the Singing Sword would have been a bit more... noisy.
That one has a little mp3 player built in. You have to activate it with a special command.
Re: Best/Worst Artifacts
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Saturday, 27th August 2011, 18:37by galehar
Grimm wrote:TwilightPhoenix wrote:the ring of Music {Fire rElec}
I thought the companion item to the Singing Sword would have been a bit more... noisy.
That one has a little mp3 player built in. You have to activate it with a special command.
So it's an iRing?