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Post Sunday, 20th July 2014, 21:00

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

the cursed ring "Utah Ego" (on amulet) {+cTele rF+ rN+ MR++ Slay+4 Curse}


Too bad for the curse! :D
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Post Sunday, 20th July 2014, 22:05

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Yeah, there are _so_ many situations where you'd really want to swap out that ring...
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Post Monday, 21st July 2014, 14:50

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+15 plate armour of Buc Nako {+Blink rC+}
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Post Monday, 21st July 2014, 19:48

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

nago wrote:
the cursed ring "Utah Ego" (on amulet) {+cTele rF+ rN+ MR++ Slay+4 Curse}


Too bad for the curse! :D
Speaking about lame cursed items :
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+14 crystal plate armour of Vom Woko {Slay+5 Curse}
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Post Tuesday, 22nd July 2014, 00:49

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

+3 pair of boots of the spider {+Jump, Stlth+}
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Post Thursday, 24th July 2014, 09:26

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the cursed +9 halberd of the Stork {elec, rF++ MR++}
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Post Saturday, 26th July 2014, 06:17

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

just acquired this beauty on my TeGl: +10 bastard sword of Lomoos {vamp, MR++ Str+2 Int+4}
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Post Saturday, 26th July 2014, 11:17

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+2 pair of boots of Mumblety Peg {+Blink rElec rPois rC+}
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Post Saturday, 26th July 2014, 22:08

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

+12 pearl dragon armour "Viakor" {rN+ Str+5 Int+4}
The best 2500 I have ever spent in this game.

+3 shield of Fashionability {rElec rPois rF+ MR+ Slay+3}
ring "Cerhue" {+Fly rF+ rC+ rN+ MR+}

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Post Sunday, 27th July 2014, 02:36

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Then I get stuff like this:
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116213 | Temple   | Got a fine buckler
116225 | Temple   | Identified the +0 buckler of Tulips {Slay-2 Curse} (You acquired it in the Ecumenical Temple)

Third scroll: zero usable items. :evil:
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Post Sunday, 27th July 2014, 20:12

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

lrvs wrote:+3 shield of Fashionability {rElec rPois rF+ MR+ Slay+3}
It is even fashion... What else ?
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Post Sunday, 27th July 2014, 20:51

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

mopl wrote:
lrvs wrote:+3 shield of Fashionability {rElec rPois rF+ MR+ Slay+3}
It is even fashion... What else ?

David Bowie would totally wear that shield.
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Post Tuesday, 29th July 2014, 17:26

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Post Tuesday, 29th July 2014, 17:43

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

that Datekas was a lucky guy. until he lost his boots.
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Post Tuesday, 29th July 2014, 23:55

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

You finish putting on the cursed -7 leather armour "Gafaamir" {+Blink rElec rPois rF+ Int-2}.
_Oops, that feels deathly cold.

That's on a ghoul with 5 int.

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Post Wednesday, 30th July 2014, 16:42

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Lasty wrote:You finish putting on the cursed -7 leather armour "Gafaamir" {+Blink rElec rPois rF+ Int-2}.
_Oops, that feels deathly cold.

That's on a ghoul with 5 int.

Gonna be honest: I think the -7 ac is a worse problem than the -2 int.

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Post Wednesday, 30th July 2014, 17:25

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

PleasingFungus wrote:
Lasty wrote:You finish putting on the cursed -7 leather armour "Gafaamir" {+Blink rElec rPois rF+ Int-2}.
_Oops, that feels deathly cold.

That's on a ghoul with 5 int.

Gonna be honest: I think the -7 ac is a worse problem than the -2 int.

Well, yeah; the -2 int is just a little salt in the wounds. If it were +1 AC or better there's a reasonable chance that I would have worn it through Lair or so.

What actually happened is I mostly wore a +2 fire dragon armour I found in a portal through Lair, but that's beside the point.
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Post Wednesday, 30th July 2014, 18:48

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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amulet "Ghewen" {+Rage rElec MR++ Slay+6 SInv}
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Post Friday, 1st August 2014, 15:36

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +11 battleaxe of Wounding {vamp, +Inv rPois Int+2}
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Post Sunday, 3rd August 2014, 02:27

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

It's funny, I was just reading this today, trying to remember incredible artifacts I'd found, and wondering when I'd get one again. Splattered a few characters today, and with my current one, found these:

The Ring of the Six Songs (rElec MR++ Str+2 Stlth+) D:5
The Ring Iczumn (rF++ rC+ Dex+2 Int+3) (Lab)
The Amulet of Desertification (Gourmand +Rage +Inv) (Lab)

...that Labyrinth also had the Macabre Finger Necklace, as well.

I just finished that Lab. I feel so nervous, I know I am going to f*ck up and lose these beautiful items; particularly Iczumn... And Gourmand and berserk is such a beautiful combination...

...I'm playing a HEGl, to put it in some form of perspective.

Whoo... the pressure, the pressure!

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 13:57

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

a - +11 morningstar "Eos" {elec, -Tele rElec SInv}
L - ring of Xogip {rC+ Str+6 Slay+3}
N - cursed ring of the Cockroach {Wiz rElec Slay+5 Curse}

All on my recent HOHe.

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 14:01

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

I had Eos on my DEHe. So good, since you can't use dwhips with Ely. Well, and I had no eveningstars also.

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 16:00

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Oh, Eos is a fixedart?

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 16:21

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

and a great one at that

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 17:42

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Lasty wrote:Oh, Eos is a fixedart?

Eos is the greek goddess of dawn, hence morning star

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 23:30

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Hirsch I wrote:that Datekas was a lucky guy. until he lost his boots.


"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you have his shoes."
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Post Thursday, 7th August 2014, 06:05

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

XL9 character found this on D:7:
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the +7 halberd of Sudden Death (weapon) {chop, rElec Stlth+}

And I am so fond of polearms to begin with. :) Gonna be a lot more tabbing going on. (There's been a lot more lately, anyway, so this just makes it great.) Rarely do I find something bright white that is such a nice fit for my character.
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Post Friday, 8th August 2014, 08:56

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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x - the +11 claymore of Light (weapon) {freeze, +Blink +Inv MR+ Str+3 Dex+1}
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Post Friday, 8th August 2014, 17:17

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Definitely this

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Post Friday, 8th August 2014, 23:26

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

the ring of Smurim {-Cast rF++ rC++ rN+ Stlth--}.

This ring would qualify as best if you're a berserker, but I was using statue form/regen etc, and so it made me cry. I wanted to post it because it's both the best and the worst at once :)
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Post Sunday, 10th August 2014, 01:31

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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K - the +10 whip of Insufficient Pleasure (weapon) {speed, rC+}
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Post Thursday, 14th August 2014, 00:13

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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_L - the ring "Jeezigra" (right hand) {+cTele rF++ rC++ Slay+4}

ggeeehheehhheee

and here i was lacking resists all game
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!lg * won !DD-- min=turns -log
<Sequell> 20749. Bloax, XL24 VSTm, T:13320: http://crawl.lantea.net/crawl/morgue/Bloax/morgue-Bloax-20140907-000920.txt

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Post Tuesday, 19th August 2014, 05:09

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Post Tuesday, 19th August 2014, 21:21

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

f - the +10 bardiche "Jellyslayer {pain, +Inv Str+1 Int+3 SInv Stlth+}

Of course, I'm already wielding a - the +11 lajatang "Tifown" {drain, rN+ Str+2 Dex+3}, with the option to switch to the +8 lajatang "Shreizeem {slice, rF+ MR+}. Some people, right?

Oh, and I'm wearing the +5 helmet of Gouteozo {SInv}, which might make the list just for the huge AC.
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Post Thursday, 21st August 2014, 15:37

That's from a 3-runer of Gene from today, I just deleted his inscription here. :-)

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ring of Qotheop {rElec rPois rF++ rC+ MR+ EV+5}
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Turukano wrote:That's from a 3-runer of Gene from today, I just deleted his inscription here. :-)

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ring of Qotheop {rElec rPois rF++ rC+ MR+ EV+5}

I was going to post this
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 +9 plate armour of the Wasteland {Str+2 Int+3 Slay+4 SInv}
but damn WTF ring oO
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Post Saturday, 23rd August 2014, 12:52

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

+8 glaive of Absolution {flame +fly rF+ MR++ Str+2 SInv Stlth}
on my HOFE who got killed by spriggan rider in the Lair :/
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Post Sunday, 24th August 2014, 14:44

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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D - the -15 gold dragon armour of Masochism {rPois rF+ rC+ Dex+4 Int+3}

alright folks it's time to pack up and go home
take it easy
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!lg * won !DD-- min=turns -log
<Sequell> 20749. Bloax, XL24 VSTm, T:13320: http://crawl.lantea.net/crawl/morgue/Bloax/morgue-Bloax-20140907-000920.txt

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Post Sunday, 24th August 2014, 15:43

Bloax wrote:the -15 gold dragon armour of Masochism {rPois rF+ rC+ Dex+4 Int+3}

Mhmm, bad enough. But real masochism looks like this:

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the -15 gold dragon armour of Masochism {rPois- rF- rC- Dex-4 Int-3}

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Post Monday, 25th August 2014, 02:23

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

the +3 pair of boots "Qehuejao" {rF+ rN+ MR++}

Of course, it's on a Mf, so I have to avoid stepping in water now.
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Post Monday, 25th August 2014, 12:33

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +4 robe "Sterch" {rC++ rN+ Slay+5}
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Post Tuesday, 26th August 2014, 03:52

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

slayer combo ^_^
-2 +3 battleaxe "Orgeslayer" {drain *Tele rF++}
-2 +1 board axe "Giantslayer" {freeze relec rN+}
+5 +8 crossbow "Beastslayer" {venom MR++}
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Post Tuesday, 26th August 2014, 05:03

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +2 pair of boots of Khuig {rElec rF++ rN+ MR++}
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Post Wednesday, 27th August 2014, 22:16

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the -5 plate armour of Mental Paralysis {Str-4 Int-4}
Wins (Does not include my GrEE^Veh 15-runer...stupid experimental branch)
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Post Thursday, 28th August 2014, 09:24

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +10 longbow "Ifehum" (weapon) {speed, Str-2 Stlth---}


This has to be the first artifact with a Stlth--- attribute, I've seen. And I've been playing for 5 years.
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Post Friday, 29th August 2014, 09:03

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the ring "Kusk" {rElec rF+ rC+ Int+3 Slay+1}
the ring of Vanity {rElec rPois rC++ rN+}
the ring of Life {+Fly rC+ rN+ MR++ Dex+2}
the ring "Shroun" {+Inv rF+ MR+ Regen}
What to choose ? Oh sure, all of them, I'm Op :D
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Post Friday, 29th August 2014, 20:58

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

mopl wrote:
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the ring "Kusk" {rElec rF+ rC+ Int+3 Slay+1}
the ring of Vanity {rElec rPois rC++ rN+}
the ring of Life {+Fly rC+ rN+ MR++ Dex+2}
the ring "Shroun" {+Inv rF+ MR+ Regen}
What to choose ? Oh sure, all of them, I'm Op :D

no way thats possible, it would be too unfair. every time I play a normal two handed race I find more rings that I can use. every time I play Op, the closest ring is in saturn.
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Post Sunday, 31st August 2014, 00:01

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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 99245 | Zot:4    | Identified the +7,+12 short sword "Blewnoga" {slice, rF++ Str+3 Dex+4 SInv} (Trog gifted it to you on level 4 of the Realm of Zot)

Finally a decent melee weapon from Trog for my uncannily stealthy HaBe Politician.
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FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
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Post Sunday, 31st August 2014, 20:39

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

The -1 Chain Mail of the End {slay+6, Stlth+}
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Post Monday, 1st September 2014, 07:12

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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 As you read the scroll of identify, it crumbles to dust.
_u - the cursed ring "Khee" {AC-2 Slay-7}
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