Best/Worst Artifacts


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Post Friday, 26th September 2014, 03:19

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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K - the +7 hammer "Clailin" (weapon) {antimagic, rF+}
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Post Friday, 26th September 2014, 07:45

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Might be the worst piece of equipment I've ever seen.

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the -8 ring mail of the Peculiar Runes {+Inv +Fly rN+ Slay-6}


I'll stick with the Ordinary Runes, thank you very much!
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Post Wednesday, 1st October 2014, 09:05

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +9 lajatang of the Shining Light {slice, *Rage rElec rF+ Int+2}.
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Post Wednesday, 1st October 2014, 09:40

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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Z - +11 morningstar "Ynodgho" {vamp, +Fly rElec rF+}
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Post Thursday, 2nd October 2014, 10:35

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+2 pair of gloves "Pnaasuwe" {+Blink rF+}
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Post Thursday, 2nd October 2014, 22:41

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

My TrDK finds in a bazaar:

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f - 1278 gold   the +10 swamp dragon armour of Grace {rElec rPois rN+ MR+}


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You have 1263 gold pieces.
Welcome to Baniotz's General Store! What would you like to do?


AAAAAAAUGH
I am not a very good player. My mouth is a foul pit of LIES. KNOW THIS.

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Post Friday, 3rd October 2014, 04:34

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+11 plate armour of Virtue {+Fly rF+ rN+ SInv}

for 700 gold. a little later:
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+6 eveningstar of Honesty {venom, +Inv}

from a ?aquirement.
I guess the game is telling me to be a good boy.
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Post Friday, 3rd October 2014, 08:57

njvack wrote:My TrDK finds in a bazaar:

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f - 1278 gold   the +10 swamp dragon armour of Grace {rElec rPois rN+ MR+}

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You have 1263 gold pieces.
Welcome to Baniotz's General Store! What would you like to do?

Ask him if he accepts American Express Card...
... which was not acceptable anywhere in the known Universe. (Douglas Adams)
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Post Sunday, 5th October 2014, 07:20

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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e - 812 gold the +2 helmet of Ivvut {rElec rPois MR+ Str+3 Dex+3 Slay+4}


on a minotaur

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Post Sunday, 5th October 2014, 09:30

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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 76441 | Slime:6  | Identified the +11 gold dragon armour of the Little Devil {rPois rF+ rC+ Str+1 Int+1 Slay+3 Stlth++} (You found it on level 6 of the Pits of Slime)

On a spriggan with 4 str.
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Post Sunday, 5th October 2014, 18:22

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

stickyfingers wrote:
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 76441 | Slime:6  | Identified the +11 gold dragon armour of the Little Devil {rPois rF+ rC+ Str+1 Int+1 Slay+3 Stlth++} (You found it on level 6 of the Pits of Slime)

On a spriggan with 4 str.

Try all possible means to be shuffled :p
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Post Monday, 6th October 2014, 00:27

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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I - the +7 cutlass of Psippoyk (weapon) {pain, +Inv +Fly rC+ MR++ Stlth-}


why did I choose to play transmuter today
114491 | Pan | Entered the realm of Gloorx Vloq.
114491 | Pan | Noticed Gloorx Vloq
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Post Monday, 6th October 2014, 13:42

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Like some last posters I got
+2 boots with rF+, rC+, rPois and Slay +4 in Lair 4 for NaTm who apparently cannot wear them.
Though in my game crawl was pretty fair, in Depths I found +7 naga barding with rElec and +10 chain mail with rF+, rC+, rPois and Int +4 to compensate the boots.
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Post Monday, 6th October 2014, 22:32

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

mopl wrote:
stickyfingers wrote:
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 76441 | Slime:6  | Identified the +11 gold dragon armour of the Little Devil {rPois rF+ rC+ Str+1 Int+1 Slay+3 Stlth++} (You found it on level 6 of the Pits of Slime)

On a spriggan with 4 str.

Try all possible means to be shuffled :p

use it. even if just to be a spriggan using the armour if the Little Devil.
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Post Monday, 6th October 2014, 22:36

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

My last character had these:
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+10 trident "Fruifokk" {speed, rF++}
+6 bardiche of Resourcefulness {vamp, rF+}

I found the trident after bardiche and decided to use it because I acquired a slaying shield and I was curious about how effective it'd be (it turned out to be extremely effective, cleared Depths with it).
Then I drowned in Swamp.
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Post Tuesday, 7th October 2014, 10:23

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

How did you manage to drown, if you don't mind my asking?
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Tuesday, 7th October 2014, 12:34

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

njvack wrote:My TrDK finds in a bazaar:

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f - 1278 gold   the +10 swamp dragon armour of Grace {rElec rPois rN+ MR+}


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You have 1263 gold pieces.
Welcome to Baniotz's General Store! What would you like to do?


AAAAAAAUGH


I've done this more times than I care to talk about. I wouldnt mind seeing a merchant in the bazaar who will buy 1 item and then poof.

Sar

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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 05:04

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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You start resting.
You feel less regenerative.
You start resting.
Your icy armour starts to melt.
You start resting.
Your icy armour evaporates.
You start resting.
Careful! You are starting to lose your buoyancy.
You start resting.
You float gracefully downwards. You fall into the water!
You sink like a stone! You drown...
You die...

I think I just ignored the message as "another one of those expiring buffs". Oh well.
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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 05:27

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

yay, deep water is so fun!
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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 12:06

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Sar wrote:
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You start resting.
You feel less regenerative.
You start resting.
Your icy armour starts to melt.
You start resting.
Your icy armour evaporates.
You start resting.
Careful! You are starting to lose your buoyancy.
You start resting.
You float gracefully downwards. You fall into the water!
You sink like a stone! You drown...
You die...

I think I just ignored the message as "another one of those expiring buffs". Oh well.

good artefact

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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 12:27

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

wheals wrote:
Sar wrote:
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You start resting.
You feel less regenerative.
You start resting.
Your icy armour starts to melt.
You start resting.
Your icy armour evaporates.
You start resting.
Careful! You are starting to lose your buoyancy.
You start resting.
You float gracefully downwards. You fall into the water!
You sink like a stone! You drown...
You die...

I think I just ignored the message as "another one of those expiring buffs". Oh well.

good artefact

Yeah, but I wish people would stop posting these unrandarts over and over. One can only hope.
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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 16:00

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

oh no, a off topic comment! and into, please bring the banhammer.
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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 16:26

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Mankeli wrote:Yeah, but I wish people would stop posting these unrandarts over and over. One can only hope.

Hirsch I wrote:the banhammer

Pretty sure this is a fixedart too.

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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 17:06

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Yiuf keeps that hammer (all the hammers, in fact), and this thread is already in CYC. My hands are kind of tied, here, is what I'm saying.

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Post Wednesday, 8th October 2014, 23:22

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

damned legal mumbo jumbo.
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Post Thursday, 9th October 2014, 12:17

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the cursed +1 cloak "Mibeku" {MR+ Int+4 Slay+5}
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Post Thursday, 9th October 2014, 13:44

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Felid explored Elven Halls and switched to 2 new rings:

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 w - the ring "Smourecraff" (right paw) {Wiz rPois rC+ Int+1}
   (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls)   


The only source of rPois and CBlink/Haste became castable

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 H - the ring of Ygucimp (left paw) {rF+ Str+3 Slay+5, =R}
   (You took it off a deep elf demonologist on level 3 of the Elven Halls)   


Just a very nice ring, as you can see from =R inscription I am not going to remove it.

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Post Thursday, 9th October 2014, 21:40

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

I'm thinking, man, this Centaur start is just NOT going well... somehow mulched way too many poison needles, running in to way too many bee packs...

Then, an Okawaru gift! It's going to save my run!

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C - a shimmering centaur barding {god gift}
_Wear which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
 You start putting on your armour.
 You continue putting on your shimmering centaur barding {god gift}. (4x)
_You finish putting on the -3 centaur barding of Qawni {Slay-3}.
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Post Friday, 10th October 2014, 00:54

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+3 pair of gloves "Qishyr" {+Blink +Inv rN+ MR++ Int+3 Slay+4}
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Post Saturday, 11th October 2014, 14:29

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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the +12 lajatang of Schuf {slice, +Inv rF+}


Too bad I've already a +9 vamp glaive and a +8 AM bardiche :(
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok
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Post Sunday, 12th October 2014, 09:58

That's from an actual OgGl game of prestonbroadus.

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+7 giant club "Bli Lee" {speed, rElec rN+ MR+}

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Post Sunday, 12th October 2014, 21:38

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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 N - the cursed +12 executioner's axe "Grinoor" {freeze, rC+ rN+ SInv}


Too bad I already have a mindelay bardiche.
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Post Monday, 13th October 2014, 04:20

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

I don't know about best or worst, but the name definitely deserves a mention for the amount of laughter I got out of it:
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the +6 halberd "Jelly's Death Toll" (weapon) {chop, *Rage +Blink Dex+2}
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Post Monday, 13th October 2014, 04:42

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Hate to double post, but I think this deserves a mention as pretty bad:
the cursed -8 leather armour of Zemom (worn) {Stlth--}

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Post Monday, 13th October 2014, 19:37

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Identified the ring of Liberalism {rElec rN+ Dex+4 Slay+4 SInv} (You found it on level 1 of the Swamp)

From my recent HaCK game. And Xom didn't even give me this one. I like the kind of liberalism crawl has, it makes a very compelling argument.

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Post Monday, 13th October 2014, 19:48

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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a - the +8 giant spiked club of Shame (weapon) {drain, +Fly rPois rC-}


In Trog We Trust

I'm glad I already am wearing a ring of rC.
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Post Tuesday, 14th October 2014, 19:30

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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$ 1341 gold   the +17 plate armour of Mninuf {Dex+5 Int-4}


With a VsBe missing 698 gold. I'm hoping I don't die next corner, I've never used a plate with more than +10 ! :D
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok
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Post Wednesday, 15th October 2014, 12:00

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+6 arbalest "Hoxyhea" {freeze, +Fly rC++ MR++ Dex+3}
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Fastest Hell runes (enter Hell branch -> get the rune)
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Post Wednesday, 15th October 2014, 15:26

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

From the same game above:

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The +11 plate armour of Unreason {Slay+2 Stlth+}.
The +10 chain mail of Syoziob {+Rage rPois rN+ rCorr}.


Sigh, my char has only one body slot, it's a pity to waste them :cry:
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Wednesday, 15th October 2014, 15:43

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

FR: New race with 2 body slots, but no other armor slots.

EDIT: It could be a snowman, with the armor going on the two lower segments. The stick arms can hold a weapon, and wear rings, but can't wear gloves. No feet, so no boots. The head is too big for a helmet, but maybe they should be able to wear hats. No cloaks because... uhh... reasons.
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Post Wednesday, 15th October 2014, 16:15

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

for the same reason draconians cant use armor, but gargoyles with big wings can.
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Post Thursday, 16th October 2014, 08:38

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Hirsch I wrote:for the same reason draconians cant use armor, but gargoyles with big wings can.


Gargoyles... you thought you were a legendary creature of myth:
Image

But actually you were a human billionaire inside an iron-man style indestructible powered armor:
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Post Thursday, 16th October 2014, 10:26

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

FR: gargoyles start with 1000 gold.
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Post Friday, 17th October 2014, 02:24

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Here are a couple of items I've found on my way to victory:

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the ring "Tryti" (left hand) {rF++ rC++ rN+ Dam+5 SInv}
amulet "Hoaric" {Faith rF+ Dam+4}
amulet of Trepidation {rMut Str+4 Dex+3 Int+3}
the ring "Yranukec" (left hand) {+Inv +Lev rPois rF+ AC+4 Str-1 Dex+3 Acc+2}

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Post Friday, 17th October 2014, 16:41

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

the +11 hammer of Vyajank {freeze, +Fly rPois Stlth--}

Or how Yiuf found an almost decent hammer.

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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 13:15

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

HOLY. SHIT. I think I've just found the best randart ever generated in a DCSS game.

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N - the +11 great mace "Tasu Thra" {vamp, +Rage rF++ MR+}


To make it even more sweet, I've found this in Lair:4 on a DDNe speedrun. If I manage to fuck this one up, I swear I'm uninstalling Crawl for good.
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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 13:47

asdu wrote:If I manage to fuck this one up, I swear I'm uninstalling Crawl for good.

Shall I put this to famous last words? ;-)
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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 20:57

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

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+9 ice dragon armour of Edoquro {rF- rC++ rN+ Str+4 Slay+3}
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Fastest Hell runes (enter Hell branch -> get the rune)
Icy : 56 / Iron : 126 / Obsidian : 215 / Bone : 125

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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 21:48

Re:

Turukano wrote:
asdu wrote:If I manage to fuck this one up, I swear I'm uninstalling Crawl for good.

Shall I put this to famous last words? ;-)


Thankfully this is an offline game so I can just lie about it :P (the mace is real, though!)
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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 23:46

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

http://dobrazupa.org/morgue/Brannock/mo ... 220445.txt

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A - the +15 crystal plate armour of the Tuna (worn) {rN+ MR++ SInv}


http://dobrazupa.org/morgue/Brannock/mo ... 222831.txt

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S - the ring "Qaackoi" {rF+ rC+ Dex+3 Slay+2}


Both from Elf: 3.

Lesson learned: always do Elf.
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