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Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 8th February 2016, 21:40
by duvessa
god i hate you people

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 8th February 2016, 21:43
by minmay
You search your old house. You find a piece of paper inside your duck lamp. It has '9' written on it. You also remember that your old house has a back door. You feel well-rested.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Five pieces of paper with '9' on them
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ◻
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◻═◻═◻
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◻═◻═◻═◻
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  ║

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 8th February 2016, 23:55
by Rast
duvessa wrote:god i hate you people


Could have been a lot worse.

It still can.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 8th February 2016, 23:55
by Reptisaurus
Collect Thanks

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Tuesday, 9th February 2016, 01:10
by ydeve
Go through the back door.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Tuesday, 9th February 2016, 16:50
by carbonbasedlifeform
Also try to recall if you've ever been into The Sphere.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th February 2016, 10:24
by daggaz
Dont we have all the nines now? Or are there more female dream-characters tavernites want to tab thru first?

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th February 2016, 20:00
by ydeve
It's not my fault all the dream characters duvessa puts out there are female.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 12:18
by daggaz
You ever feel like you are stuck in a bad dream and you just cant ever wake up?

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 18:02
by Hirsch I
yes, normally when I'm stuck in a bad dream that I can't wake up.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Thursday, 25th February 2016, 13:26
by daggaz
You wander around outside, aimlessly. There is a gigantic chasm out back, rending the earth like some gaping maw, ready to swallow the entire hotel and all of its inhabitants. You walk closer, ignoring the tightening pucker that is your anus. An oak tree succumbs to gravity, riding a small mountain of crashing earth and stones into the abyss. You move closer,your heart beating in your ears. The gravity intensifies,and seems to pull sideways as you approach the precipice. Indeed, your feet slide in the earth,and you stumble to your knees, gaining a sickening view down into certain death. You are shaken and your head spins, and unbelievably you manage to stand, every step unsteady and unbalanced and sure to send you over the edge. You try to turn away, to walk back to the relative safety of the hotel only a short distance away, but you find yourself stumbling along a trail right on the very edge. It doesn't seem much like a trail, actually more like a narrow strip where the grass could no longer afford purchase and fell away itself. The rocks are sloped and covered in fine pebbles and sand, and every step causes you to slip closer... why are you here?? You want more than anything to get away, but you can't! You know you will fall in at any moment, when suddenly you wake with a start and realise the thread was about to get bumped off the page and it was all just a nightmare..

Warily, you fall back asleep, wondering if the story will ever find its end, thoughts of the devouring canyon of doom still lingering in the back of your mind.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Thursday, 25th February 2016, 17:29
by duvessa
sorry, technical difficulties
will probably update tomorrow

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 26th February 2016, 13:57
by Zooty
a) Wonder why the dream caused an erection.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 26th February 2016, 20:26
by duvessa
okay, new rule: I'm not updating until tavern goes 36 hours without posting another fucking tier list

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 26th February 2016, 21:04
by Sprucery
duvessa wrote:fucking tier list

Yeah let's have that one next.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th February 2016, 10:34
by nago
duvessa wrote:okay, new rule: I'm not updating until tavern goes 36 hours without posting another fucking tier list

So sad.
That means new topic or post?

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:58
by minmay
You go out the back door of your old house. The area behind your old house looks exactly the same as usual, except for the interdimensional portal hovering a few centimetres off the ground.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Five pieces of paper with '9' on them
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
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  ║
  ◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻═◻
  ║
  ◻
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  ◻
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  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:03
by ydeve
Wonder why someone from Idaho uses the British spelling for centimeter.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:23
by TehDruid
-Place the five pieces of paper with '9' on them on your THANKS COLLECTED counter so that it now displays 199999 thanks.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:40
by minmay
You move the pieces of paper.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ◻
  ║
  ◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻═◻
  ║
  ◻
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  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 08:34
by Airwolf
Enter portal!

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 09:59
by TehDruid
Take three out of the five pieces of paper with '9' on them, turn them upside down so they form a 666, toss them into the portal to summon satan.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:23
by minmay
You walk through the one-way interdimensional portal and find yourself in a damp room made of stone. The room is illuminated by a single torch affixed to the wall. Opposite the torch is a wooden door. Suddenly, in a puff of one-way interdimensional portal energy, Bill Clinton and Felicia Day appear, looking disoriented.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 11:50
by daggaz
is it old raspy sex-offender bill clinton or is it fresh sax-playing sex-offender bill clinton?

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 29th February 2016, 16:08
by TehDruid
Oh, Felicia Day, damn is she cute.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 02:03
by Airwolf
Flirt!

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 05:59
by ydeve
Airwolf wrote:Flirt!

With both of them simultaneously.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 03:07
by minmay
Before you can get your first word out, Bill interrupts, "Want to hear a joke?" Before you can respond, he starts telling the joke anyway. "Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender, 'I'll have a glass of H2O.' Then the second chemist says, 'H2O? Why didn't you just say 'water'? I mean, I know we're chemists and all, but this is a bar, and even in our lab reports we just call it "water". Anyway, I'll have the usual.' The first chemist sulked, angry that his assassination plot had failed." Bill laughs at his own joke.
Felicia looks around the room.

  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 07:23
by Airwolf
Give Bill the brassiere.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:14
by ydeve
Put the two of them into your money bag.
Put all of your belongings into your money bag.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:26
by minmay
You accidentally give Bill a handful of blotters instead of the brassiere. "Oh, thanks!" he says. Then he stares at them for a moment, as if he's trying to decide whether to inhale them or not.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 2Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
41 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:35
by daggaz
Ask him to vote Trump so that we can make this dream great again.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 06:50
by minmay
Before you can get your second word out, Bill interrupts, "Here's another one. A penguin walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, 'Have you seen my brother'? And the bartender says, 'I don't know, what does he look like?'"
An awkward silence follows.

  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 2Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
41 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 4th April 2016, 08:00
by daggaz
Wake up from this nightmare.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Tuesday, 5th April 2016, 05:26
by ydeve
Demand that Bill gives you paper.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Thursday, 6th September 2018, 13:00
by ebering
Outside the dungeon, the world ends. Not even 2 thanks collected.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 16th September 2018, 21:58
by duvessa
You wake up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 16th September 2018, 22:38
by Siegurt
duvessa wrote:You wake up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

c

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 16th September 2018, 22:43
by duvessa
Which item(s) do you want to use?

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Sunday, 16th September 2018, 23:20
by Siegurt
duvessa wrote:Which item(s) do you want to use?

Menkaure's zPhone

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:28
by duvessa
You dial a random number. "Hello, gold and silver!"
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Talk
d) Use item

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:49
by Siegurt
duvessa wrote:You dial a random number. "Hello, gold and silver!"
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Talk
d) Use item

c

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:56
by duvessa
You ask "Do you guys have any bullfrogs?" They hang up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Monday, 17th September 2018, 07:49
by nago
c) )

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2018, 04:26
by duvessa
Guys. Say which item you want to use. Seriously.

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2018, 08:25
by nago
c) 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Friday, 21st September 2018, 22:41
by duvessa
Your PP meter is already full.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 06:28
by Airwolf
a)!

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 18:16
by duvessa
You think about the first piece of paper with '9' on it. If viewed from a certain angle, the rooms on your MAP resemble the numeral '9'. Your MAP shows 13 rooms on this floor, and the floor below had 6 rooms. 13 plus 6 is 19.

You think about the second piece of paper with '9' on it. Combining it with the first piece of paper with '9' on it would result in 2 pieces of paper that, together, show the number 99. 99 minus 2 is 97.

You think about the third piece of paper with '9' on it. Tutankhamun assumed the status of Pharaoh at the age of 9. The back of the headcloth on Tutankhamun's burial mask has 90 stripes on it, and two trumpets were found in his tomb. 90 divided by 2 is 45.

You think about the fourth piece of paper with '9' on it. The first CD-ROM version of Jazz Jackrabbit included 9 episodes. One of the levels in Jazz Jackrabbit contains a hidden message reading "SUCK MY DICK", spelled out using 93 tiles. Summing the ASCII character codes for each letter in the message results in 759, and 759 to the 93rd power is 7,285,932,749,051,410,471,901,031,595,635,964,263,637,844,025,914,889,194,555,104,257,249,458,944,124,142,640,164,214,360,095,229,517,166,453,279,410,045,307,023,327,546,523,577,004,692,819,565,474,463,837,194,517,235,962,646,152,825,304,324,359,410,149,872,503,370,185,173,425,827,188,066,211,353,643,838,743,046,496,760,864,912,488,133,962,659,851,913,879.

You think about the fifth and final piece of paper with '9' on it. Upon further reflection, you conclude that it was upside-down and actually read '6'.

You enter the code "19974572859327490514104719010315956359642636378440259148891945551042572494589441241426401642143600952295171664532794100453070233275465235770046928195654744638371945172359626461528253043243594101498725033701851734258271880662113536438387430464967608649124881339626598519138796". A baseball shoots out of a hole in the floor and hits you in the genitals. (-1 GP) Fortunately, the door is already unlocked.

You take the baseball, then you open the door and proceed to the next room. The walls of this room are made of green crystal. There is a door leading south. Psyche is licking the north wall. She doesn't seem to notice you.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: -------------------- 0/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair
Baseball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◻=◻=◼
║   ║     ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle
a) Stealth Stab
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

PostPosted: Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 20:33
by Airwolf
a)!

Edit: Too bad we gave all our acid to Bill Clinton