The Tavern

You find yourself exactly where you left off. The party is still boring. You wonder if this house has anything worth stealing.
The brick of Jarlsberg passes out on the floor.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

I don't remember where I was so I look around and steal the first thing that looks good enough

There are too many people in the living room and kitchen. They'd see you steal something. So you look in the bathroom instead. Nothing interesting. You look in the laundry room. Nothing. You look in the master bedroom. No dildos. You look in the other bedroom. Nothing. You look in the furnace closet. No elves, but you do find a piece of paper with the number '9' written on it.
You discretely slip it into your inventory and return to the living room. Your middle school crush is drawing a penis on the unconscious Jarlsberg's face. You didn't realize the Jarlsberg even had a face. Your middle school crush is extremely good.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Kiss your crush, it's your dream after all.

Then, after involving your crush and the Jarlsberg in a tempestuous and creamy threesome with a smooth and slightly nutty flavor, wake up and enter 9 on the keypad.

And if that fails, try 6 because the paper was upside-down.

No way! If you kissed them, they might find out that you like them!
You consider waking up and entering more wrong numbers on the keypad, but since it wouldn't accomplish anything, you decide against it. You need more clues.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Search for clues.

You search the house again, but don't find anything new. Maybe you should look somewhere else.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Look in the money bag (in money bag)

You look inside the money bag. It contains a piece of toast, a pair of silk trousers, a plaid beret, a pair of cargo shorts, an ordinary twig, a nuclear bomb, a water pistol, and a money bag.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Leave the house party and see if the house has any other entrances, like a cellar door or nearby bomb shelter.

You look for other entrances to the house. There are five doors and many windows. They all lead inside the house.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Examine the nuclear bomb and try to set it off.

It's a nuclear bomb. You slap it around for a while. Nothing happens.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Open one of the windows and shout inside, "Hey, does anybody know about this code thing?"

Hey duvessa/minmay. PM me please.

You open the window to the laundry room and shout a question. Someone answers, "Yeah, sometimes you've like, got stuff hidden in your subconscious. Like codes. If you can't make any progress in the physical world, maybe you need to explore the depths of your own mind."
What a pain in the butt.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Wear the silk trousers and search the pockets.

Beat the living shit of whoever spoke until he gives the code.

You equip the trousers. You jump through the window and start beating up a random stranger. He says that he doesn't know the code. You continue punching him until he's just a bloody, moist, pulpy pulp. Nobody else seems to even notice.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Look at the other side of the door.

You look at the laundry room door. It's a door. You look at the other side of it. It's still a door. You remain firmly on the rails.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Eat the toast.

You eat the toast. Nothing happens.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Look in sack in sack. S

Edit: Sorry: Sack in sack in sack.

You look inside the money bag. Again. It contains a plaid beret, a pair of cargo shorts, an ordinary twig, a nuclear bomb, a water pistol, and a money bag.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Moneybag b1 = inventory.get(moneybag);
while(b1.contains(moneybag))
{
b1 = b1.get(moneybag);
}
System.out.println("Cheesecake!");

Tavernpost.java:1: error: cannot find symbol
Moneybag b1 = inventory.get(moneybag);
^
symbol: class Moneybag
location: class Tavernpost

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Why is duvessa writing the dream?

PLOT HOLE

Did we get to the extended part of the game yet? Cuz im bored as fuck.

You want to get even more bored, then?

Ops, i meant to say "already", anyways...

Give the money bag to a hobo.

nago wrote:Why is duvessa writing the dream?

not worth switching accounts EVERY time someone asks to do something that's obviously useless

We need to go even deeper. Find a bed in the dream house, and go to sleep.

autoexplore

You autoexplore to the north of the playground. You find yourself in an alpine forest. There's a lot of snow on the ground. In the distance, you can see an elf sitting in the snow, wearing a dress made of leaves. She appears to be talking to a swarm of bees.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ◼═ ║ ═◻═◻ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

"So," you ask her, "do the bees around here normally come out in snowy weather? And where'd you get that fine dress? Is that dry-clean only?"

Pull out the water pistol. If it's empty, melt some snow in it. Approach the elf.

duvessa wrote:
nago wrote:Why is duvessa writing the dream?
not worth switching accounts EVERY time someone asks to do something that's obviously useless

Oh man this game is so bugged

You start yelling questions at the elf, but you can barely get the first word out before she gasps and bolts away to the north. The swarm of bees bolts away to the east. You ready the water pistol anyway.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (100%) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ◼═ ║ ═◻═◻ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Follow those bees!

You go east and find yourself in a small suburb. There's still a lot of snow, but there are also a lot of houses and mailboxes. You do not see any bees. Thick, impassable forest prevents you from going further east, or north, or south.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (100%) 3 scrolls of remove curse Piece of paper with '9' on it MAP ║ ◻═◼ ║ ═◻═◻ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Go to the nearest house and check the mailbox.

You're pretty sure this is illegal, but you open one of the mailboxes. It's full of bees. The bees all fly away in different directions. With the bees gone, you notice a piece of paper inside the mailbox. It has the number '9' written on it. You take it.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (100%) 3 scrolls of remove curse Two pieces of paper with '9' on them MAP ║ ◻═◼ ║ ═◻═◻ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

take the mailbox, then take the door to one of the houses

wake up and just keep pressing "9" on the keypad until it opens up for you.

You rip the mailbox out of the ground and add it to your inventory. You try to take a door too, but the door is bolted to the house.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Silk trousers (???AC) (worn) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (100%) 3 scrolls of remove curse Two pieces of paper with '9' on them Mailbox MAP ║ ◻═◼ ║ ═◻═◻ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Return back and search for the elf

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