4000 THANK QUEST

Monday, 28th December 2015, 01:10 by duvessa

You answer the phone. Sonja says, "Heyyyyy, Menkaure. How long after the expiration date did you say those painkillers were good for?"
Nergalle suddenly looks very worried.

Code:: HP: ===============------------- 15/28 PP: ====--------------- 4/19 GP: ------------------- 0/19 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
e) Answer "one day"
f) Answer "one year"
g) Answer "ten years"
h) Answer "10,000 years"
i) Stay silent
j) Prank
k) Hang up

Monday, 28th December 2015, 01:13 by Sprucery

j) Prank

Monday, 28th December 2015, 01:30 by duvessa

You ask Sonja if she has Prince Albert in a can, but she passes out halfway through your question. Nergalle rushes to her side.
Nergalle is no longer invulnerable.

Code:: HP: ===============------------- 15/28 PP: ====--------------- 4/19 GP: ------------------- 0/19 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Monday, 28th December 2015, 02:02 by dynast

d) Use charmed bed.

Monday, 28th December 2015, 02:22 by duvessa

You order the bed to attack. A spring shoots out of the mattress and impales Sonja's heart, killing her.
Nergalle holds her head in her hands and sobs.

Code:: HP: ===============------------- 15/28 PP: ====--------------- 4/19 GP: ------------------- 0/19 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Monday, 28th December 2015, 09:03 by nago

use hammer

Monday, 28th December 2015, 11:27 by dracos369

umm... no DEFEATED SONJA this time?

Monday, 28th December 2015, 15:51 by Siegurt

I think the bed defeated Sonja (although I am surprised the bed didn't level up)

Monday, 28th December 2015, 19:01 by duvessa

You hit Nergalle with the hammer, killing her instantly.
You take everything in the room that isn't nailed down. You replenish your HP.
DEFEATED NERGALLE
LEVEL UP
HP UP
PP UP
GP UP
LEARNED NEW ABILITY: ICE BREATH

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door
b) Go down stairs
c) Sleep on bed
d) Use item

Monday, 28th December 2015, 19:47 by Sprucery

c) Sleep on bed

Monday, 28th December 2015, 20:14 by duvessa

You lie on the bed and enter the world of dreams...

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Monday, 28th December 2015, 20:17 by minmay

You find yourself exactly where you left off in the playground. The Class 1 Driller prepares to fire another hail of bullets. You sense the Jarlsberg moving towards the house.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◼═ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Monday, 28th December 2015, 20:27 by Sar

nuke the driller, these things don't deserve anything less than that

Monday, 28th December 2015, 21:17 by minmay

You chuck the nuclear bomb at the Class 1 Driller. The bomb doesn't explode, but it knocks the driller out of the air; it crashes into the ground and bursts into flames.
You pick the bomb back up. The Jarlsberg has entered the house.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◼═ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Monday, 28th December 2015, 22:50 by Sprucery

Read a scroll of remove curse, hoping that it will somehow uncurse Okawaru's Regard in so-called real world.

Monday, 28th December 2015, 23:18 by ydeve

order the jarlsberg to report on its recon mission

Tuesday, 29th December 2015, 00:42 by minmay

You read one of the scrolls of remove curse. It says "remove curse" on it.
The Jarlsberg reports that there is an incredibly boring party inside the house, and it plans to drink until the party stops being boring.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◼═ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Tuesday, 29th December 2015, 00:52 by Sprucery

Teleport to the nearest pub and order a pint.

Tuesday, 29th December 2015, 00:57 by minmay

You don't have enough MP to do that.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◼═ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Tuesday, 29th December 2015, 02:00 by BugHunter

Ok, teleport to the nearest pub and order a half. That should take less MP.

Tuesday, 29th December 2015, 04:17 by Siegurt

Look in shaving mirror for signs of bulldozers.

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 00:36 by ydeve

press 'o'

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 01:20 by minmay

You autoexplore into the house. There's an extremely boring party inside, but there are also drinks. The Jarlsberg is currently drinking straight from a bottle of Zinfandel. For some reason, you feel a slight compulsion to hide in the furnace closet.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 01:24 by dynast

Implode money bag into own ass and wake up.

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 01:32 by minmay

Your AC is too low for that. You decide to wake up.

Code:: DP: ============================== 30/30 MP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: ??? THANKS COLLECTED: 1 Piece of toast (in money bag) Silk trousers (???AC) (in money bag) Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag) Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag) Ordinary twig (in money bag) Nuclear bomb (in money bag) Money bag (in money bag) Water pistol (in money bag) 3 scrolls of remove curse MAP ║ ═◻═◼ ║ ◻═◻═ ║ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 01:32 by duvessa

You wake up.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door
b) Go down stairs
c) Sleep on bed
d) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 07:40 by Sprucery

d) use Sonja's phone

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 19:45 by duvessa

It's locked and you don't know the password.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door
b) Go down stairs
c) Sleep on bed
d) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 19:52 by dynast

d) use Menkaure's zPhone to call Duvessa and ask the password to Sonja's phone, also update her on the status of all her dead friends.

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 20:02 by duvessa

You don't remember the exact number that you dialed the last time, but you try to dial it again. Sonja's phone starts ringing.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door
b) Go down stairs
c) Sleep on bed
d) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 20:07 by dynast

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 21:19 by duvessa

You go back downstairs. This room is still boring and empty except for Pikel's corpse duct-taped to the wall.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ◻ ║ ◻═◻═◻=◼ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Go up stairs
c) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 21:23 by daggaz

Use his corpse.

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 23:07 by duvessa

You can't take Pikel's corpse because it's duct-taped to the wall.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe (wielded) Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's dagger of distortion Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ◻ ║ ◻═◻═◻=◼ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Go up stairs
c) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 23:15 by nago

Use dagger of distortion

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 23:16 by dynast

We need democracy to make progress.

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 23:25 by duvessa

You wield Sonja's dagger of distortion. Sonja's dagger of distortion welds itself to your hand!

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of painkillers (expiration date 17,355 BCE) Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ◻ ║ ◻═◻═◻=◼ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Go up stairs
c) Use item

Wednesday, 30th December 2015, 23:29 by Sprucery

Use a bottle of wine and some painkillers

Thursday, 31st December 2015, 00:13 by duvessa

You insert the remaining painkillers into a bottle of Thunderdog wine and shake it around until they dissolve. You dispose of the plastic painkiller bottle because you're carrying enough useless crap already.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ◻ ║ ◻═◻═◻=◼ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Go up stairs
c) Use item

Monday, 4th January 2016, 08:14 by daggaz

Don't you die on me, baby.. Don't you die on me!

Go up the stairs and thru the east door.

Monday, 4th January 2016, 17:12 by duvessa

You decide to progress. This room has an empty cat food bowl in the northwest corner. It's melted to the floor. There's also a door leading out to the east with a keypad next to it. An inscription above the door reads "THE CODE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE".

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◻=◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Enter the wrong code
c) Use item

Monday, 4th January 2016, 17:19 by Siegurt

B. Enter 1, 2, 3, 4

Monday, 4th January 2016, 19:18 by duvessa

You enter the wrong code. Nothing happens.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◻=◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Enter the wrong code
c) Use item

Monday, 4th January 2016, 19:29 by daggaz

Enter 5 8 0 0 8

Monday, 4th January 2016, 19:54 by dynast

c) Unwield Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion.
c) Use Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion to stab self until distortion effect procs.

Tuesday, 5th January 2016, 00:37 by duvessa

You enter the wrong code again and tilt your head. Nothing happens.
You try to attack yourself, but just hear a voice in your head saying "Unknown command."

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◻=◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Enter the wrong code
c) Use item

Tuesday, 5th January 2016, 01:03 by dynast

c) Use Wand of enslavement with hair bow on the door.

Tuesday, 5th January 2016, 01:49 by duvessa

You untie the bow from your wand of enslavement.

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring Duvessa's hair MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◻=◼= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through west door
b) Enter the wrong code
c) Use item

Tuesday, 5th January 2016, 07:13 by daggaz

Fall asleep. This is hard.

Tuesday, 5th January 2016, 07:53 by duvessa

You take the hint, return to the previous room, and enter the world of dreams...

Code:: HP: ============================== 30/30 PP: ==================== 20/20 GP: =------------------- 1/20 AC: -5 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement (10) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog 51 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier Nergalle's robe (1AC) Sonja's leotard (0AC) Sonja's tutu (0AC) Sonja's phone Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded) Sonja's blowgun Bottle of baby powder Half-used roll of duct tape Mattress spring Duvessa's hair MAP ░░░ ▒▓═◻ ▒░║ ◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻= ║ ║ ◻ ◻ ◻ ║ ║ ║ ◻═◻ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle