4000 THANK QUEST


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 07:04

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 08:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pet Natasha. Natasha purrs.
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 08:03

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Use wolf treats.

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 08:16

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You grab a handful of severed fingers and pet Natasha with them. Natasha purrs.
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 10:36

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use cheese

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 19:31

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pet Natasha with the Jarlsberg. Natasha purrs. The Jarlsberg has cat hair in it now.
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 19:56

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use zphone
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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 20:08

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

As you prepare to dial a number in the zPhone, it starts ringing. You answer it and hear Duvessa's voice. "Hey, sorry it took so long to call back. What's up, Menkaure?"
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Prank call
f) Flirt
g) Hang up
h) Use item

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 20:16

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 20:21

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You ask Duvessa if her refrigerator is running. She hangs up.
Natasha rubs against your legs.
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 20:24

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use empty chip bag
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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 20:35

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You stuff Natasha into the empty chip bag. She doesn't seem to mind.
You recover your HP and PP. Natasha falls asleep in the bag.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Prune chip bag filled with Natasha
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item
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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 21:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a) Go through east door
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 21:19

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pick up the hairball and return to the sewage-filled room.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Prune chip bag filled with Natasha
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◼═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through north door
b) Go through east door
c) Go through south door
d) Go through west door
e) Use toilet
f) Use item

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Post Friday, 25th December 2015, 12:31

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use the toilet. The orb must be down there somewhere, we'd better have another look.

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Post Friday, 25th December 2015, 19:10

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You're obviously not a golfer.

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 00:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You try to flush the toilet. The toilet is inactive and can no longer be used.
Natasha pokes her head out of the bag and meows.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Prune chip bag filled with Natasha
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◼═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through north door
b) Go through east door
c) Go through south door
d) Go through west door
e) Use item
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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 00:28

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

b) Go through east door
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 01:03

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You proceed to the next room. This room is mostly empty except for a small homemade cannon, a set of wind chimes hanging from the ceiling, and Joseph. There's another door to the east. Joseph loads his sling!
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Prune chip bag filled with Natasha
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◻═◼=
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use homemade cannon
e) Use item
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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 01:42

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use Natasha's hairball

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 01:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You grease the barrel of the cannon by rubbing Natasha's hairball on it.
Joseph shoots a sling bullet. It hits you in the ankle. (-4 HP)
  Code:
HP: ======================---- 22/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Prune chip bag filled with Natasha
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◻═◼=
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use homemade cannon
e) Use item
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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 02:12

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d).
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
Remove food

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 04:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pour some Thunderdog into the cannon, then detach the racquetball from Sigmund's scythe and load it into the barrel. You breathe a small amount of fire onto the fuse. The racquetball shoots out of the cannon, strikes the wind chimes, bounces off, and hits Joseph in the penis. Joseph dies.
Natasha is startled by the combined noises of cannon fire, wind chimes, and Joseph. She jumps out of the bag and bolts through the west door.
The racquetball runs out of charges and crumbles to dust. All of Joseph's stuff also crumbles to dust, because he's boring. The cannon is nailed to the floor. The wind chimes are also nailed to the ceiling.
DEFEATED JOSEPH
LEVEL UP
HP UP
PP UP
GP UP
  Code:
HP: ========================---- 24/28
PP: ==================- 18/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◻═◼=
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Go through west door
c) Use item
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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 09:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a) Go through east door
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 11:46

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Natasha noooooooo
You shall never see my color again.

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 18:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You restore your resources at the fountain. You go through the east door and find yourself in the final basement. This room has a staircase going up. Pikel is duct-taped to the wall.
BOSS BATTLE
  Code:
HP: ============================ 28/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻=◼
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 19:56

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Attack!!!

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 20:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You walk over and snap Pikel's neck.
You would take the duct tape, but it's duct-taped to the wall.
DEFEATED PIKEL
  Code:
HP: ============================ 28/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻=◼
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Go through west door
b) Go up stairs
c) Use item
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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 20:25

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

b) Go up stairs
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Saturday, 26th December 2015, 21:54

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You go up the stairs. You find yourself in another fully furnished bedroom. Nergalle and Sonja are making out on the bed, but they stop when they notice you. Nergalle and Sonja attack!
  Code:
HP: ============================ 28/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 01:46

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d wand of enslavement
Memento mori

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 02:21

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You zap the wand of enslavement. The bed is charmed.
Nergalle raises her hand to summon spectral orcs, but stops suddenly when she remembers how many spectral orcs hold regressive views on same-sex relationships.
Sonja takes her blowgun from behind her ear and blows a curare-tipped needle at you. It hits you in the knee. Your knee is having difficulty breathing. (-5 HP)
  Code:
HP: =======================----- 23/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (11)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 06:47

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Wonder where the "flirt" option went, then b: parry.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 07:56

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

I have standards. I'm not going to let you hit on people that are especially boring, incapacitated, or are clearly already in the middle of foreplay with someone else. I'm especially not going to let you hit on a cat.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 07:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You raise your flail, hoping to parry a nonexistent melee attack using a ball on a chain. Somehow.
Nergalle casts Haste Other. Sonja seems to speed up.
Sonja shoots a curare-tipped needle. The needle hits you in the armpit. Your armpit is having difficulty breathing. (-5 HP)
Sonja realizes she's out of curare-tipped needles and starts digging around in her leotard, trying to find more.
You suddenly notice that there's a door out of the room to the east.
  Code:
HP: ==================---------- 18/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (11)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 08:21

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:I'm especially not going to let you hit on a cat.

But Tohno Shiki says cats are fine too and I take all my love advice from incestuous vampire-murdering bestiality fanatics
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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 08:53

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d).

If there were ever a situation to use the scorched pornographic playing cards, clearly this is it.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 19:31

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You draw a card. It's the queen of spades. The picture on it is too scorched to make out. You throw it like a boomerang and hit Sonja in the shoulder.
Sonja gives up looking for needles and wields a dagger of distortion.
Nergalle casts Bolt of Draining. The bolt of draining misses you.
Sonja stabs you in the kidneys. Your kidneys blink and switch places. (-2 HP)
Sonja cuts off a piece of your forearm. The piece of your forearm is banished to the Abyss. (-5 HP)
Sonja misses you.
  Code:
HP: ===========----------------- 11/28
PP: =================== 19/19
GP: =------------------ 1/19
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (11)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Dungeon Master

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 19:37

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Attack but with sigmunds scythe because flails suck.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 19:54

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You wield Sigmund's scythe.
Nergalle casts Bolt of Draining. The bolt of draining hits you! You are drained. (-3 HP, -1 GP)
Sonja stabs you in the butt. Space bends around your butt. (-5 HP)
Sonja misses you.
Sonja misses you.
You swing your scythe. You knock over the lamp on one of the nightstands. It falls to the floor and shatters.
Sonja stabs you in the bladder. A bunch of your PP blinks into your HP bar. (-15 PP, +15 HP)
Sonja steps on some lamp shards and cries in pain.
Nergalle is frightened by the sudden noises and casts Death's Door.
  Code:
HP: ==================---------- 18/28
PP: ====--------------- 4/19
GP: ------------------- 0/19
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (11)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe (wielded)
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 19:55

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) use wand of enslavement
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 20:20

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You zap the wand of enslavement. The bed seems even more charmed.
Sonja hides behind Nergalle and starts picking lamp shards out of her foot.
Nergalle punches you in the stomach. (-3 HP)
You detach the word "bladder" from Maurice's cloak. It's not clear how it got there in the first place.
  Code:
HP: ===============------------- 15/28
PP: ====--------------- 4/19
GP: ------------------- 0/19
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe (wielded)
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Natasha's hairball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 21:19

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

D. Use hairball
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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 22:19

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You stick Natasha's hairball over one of your wounds, like a really gross and unsanitary bandage. (+8 HP)
Sonja continues picking lamp shards out of her foot.
Nergalle punches you in the ear. (-3 HP)
  Code:
HP: ====================-------- 20/28
PP: ====--------------- 4/19
GP: ------------------- 0/19
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe (wielded)
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Tartarus Sorceror

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Location: Brazil. RS, Santa Cruz do Sul.

Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 22:27

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

This is terrible. Can we just go back to when nergalle and sonja were making out and skip a few turns reading the chat?

c) Faint in the bed.
You shall never see my color again.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 22:56

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pretend not to swing your scythe. Then you actually do swing your scythe. It hits Nergalle in the lungs. But since she's invincible, she doesn't really care.
Nergalle casts Bolt of Draining. The bolt of draining hits you! You feel drained. (-5 HP)
Sonja grabs a bottle of pills off one of the nightstands and swallows like 20 of them.
  Code:
HP: ===============------------- 15/28
PP: ====--------------- 4/19
GP: ------------------- 0/19
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe (wielded)
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
Last edited by duvessa on Monday, 28th December 2015, 00:36, edited 1 time in total.

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Post Sunday, 27th December 2015, 23:53

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

teleport away and reset the fight because monster ddoor is dumb
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Post Monday, 28th December 2015, 00:32

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) use hairy brick of Jarlsberg cheese
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Monday, 28th December 2015, 00:40

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You deploy the Jarlsberg cheese.
Nergalle stops fighting for a moment and asks "Wha...why did you just gently set a piece of cheese on the ground? And why does it have hair on it?"
Sonja looks at the pill bottle again, then frowns and pulls a phone out of a hidden pocket in her tutu. Menkaure's zPhone starts ringing.
  Code:
HP: ===============------------- 15/28
PP: ====--------------- 4/19
GP: ------------------- 0/19
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe (wielded)
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
e) Answer phone
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Post Monday, 28th December 2015, 00:50

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e).
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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