4000 THANK QUEST

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 04:01 by duvessa

You resist the urge to flush the toilet and instead lob a Thunderdog bottle into the shower. You hear breaking glass and smell stale urine.
The silhouette behind the curtain sighs and screams at the ceiling, "SIS! YOU FORGOT TO GIVE YIUF HIS PILLS AGAIN!"

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ================== 18/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13) Small prune chip cluster Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Go through east door
b) Pull back shower curtain
c) Throw item into shower
d) Use toilet

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 05:02 by ebering

d) Use toilet

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:08 by duvessa

Trying not to giggle, you press down the handle on the toilet. Nothing happens. The toilet is fake! Prince Ribbit leaps out of the bowl and attacks!
You involuntarily release all of your PP at the sight of the scariest unique in the game.

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13) Small prune chip cluster Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Cry
e) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:44 by WingedEspeon

use empty thunderdog bottle

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:47 by duvessa

You catch Prince Ribbit in a Thunderdog bottle.
...You're not sure why you were so afraid of him, come to think of it.

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13) Small prune chip cluster Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Go through east door
b) Pull back shower curtain
c) Throw item into shower
d) Use toilet

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 07:11 by Sprucery

c) throw small prune chip cluster into shower

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 07:12 by Abominae

b) Pull back shower curtain

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:00 by duvessa

You throw open the shower curtain, revealing Dowan. Before he can process what's happening, you throw a small prune chip cluster into his face. It breaks in two. Dowan shrieks and prepares to cast a spell.
For some reason, Dowan's butt looks strangely familiar.

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Flirt
e) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:07 by nago

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:14 by duvessa

You try to join Dowan in the shower, but he quickly jumps out as soon as you get in. Maybe he's just not attracted to people that are covered in sewage and constantly peeing their pants.
Dowan casts Throw Flame. The shit-gas emanating from you catches fire, but the water from the shower puts it out, so it's okay.

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:22 by Sprucery

d) use wand of enslavement

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:27 by duvessa

You zap the wand of enslavement. Dowan resists with no effort, but is seriously creeped out by the bow made from his sister's hair.
Dowan casts Haste Other. The toilet seems to speed up.

Code:: HP: ========================== 26/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC) Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 11:16 by nago

Use bag of wolf treats

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:10 by daggaz

This is the best Christmas ever.

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:17 by dynast

d)Release Prince Ribbit from the bottle (Screw you guys!)

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:50 by duvessa

You take one of the severed fingers and pick your nose with it.
Dowan decides that you must have done something terrible to his sister and casts Throw Icicle. An icicle pierces your left pancreas. (-8 HP)

Code:: HP: ==================-------- 18/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:59 by Sprucery

a) Attack

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 19:17 by duvessa

You swing the flail. You have absolutely no idea how to use a flail. You hit yourself in the pituitary gland. (-2 HP)
Dowan casts Stone Arrow. A stone arrow hits you in the teeth. (-8 HP)

Code:: HP: ========------------------ 8/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 53 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:07 by WalrusKing

d) Attempt to evoke a pornographic playing card

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:35 by duvessa

You draw a card. It's the twenty-seven of diamonds. You throw it at Dowan. He dodges, but he catches a glimpse of a dryad's vulva.
DEFEATED DOWAN'S INNOCENCE

Code:: HP: ========------------------ 8/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Prince Ribbit in a bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:47 by archaeo

d) use prince ribbit in a bottle against dowan

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:02 by duvessa

You take Prince Ribbit out of the bottle and throw him at Dowan. Dowan ducks and Prince Ribbit splats against the wall. MTV offers you a contract, but you're too busy fighting to accept it.
DEFEATED PRINCE RIBBIT
Dowan hesitates.

Code:: HP: ========------------------ 8/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: =====------------- 5/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 35 bottles of Thunderdog wine Empty Thunderdog bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:15 by Sprucery

d) Use a bottle of Thunderdog wine

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:37 by duvessa

You drink the Thunderdog. Somehow, it tastes even worse than the first time. (+5 PP)
Dowan casts Throw Icicle. You partially block the icicle with your genitals. (-5 GP, -3 HP)

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: =====------------- 5/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine 2 empty Thunderdog bottles 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:45 by dynast

c) Faint.

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:07 by duvessa

You pretend that you're attacking. You accidentally attack for real and bash Dowan's skull with the flail.
Dowan stumbles around.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: =====------------- 5/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine 2 empty Thunderdog bottles 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:24 by WalrusKing

e) Attempt to take a picture of this momentous moment with the zPhone

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:46 by duvessa

You take out the zPhone and dial a random number. You hear ringing, then you hear Duvessa's voice on the other end. "Hey Menkaure, what's up?"
Dowan casts Improved Teleport while you're distracted. Dowan disappears.
"Uh, never mind, I'm gonna have to call you back. (Dowan, we've gone over this a hundred times! When you teleport, you have to remember to teleport your clothes too!)" Duvessa hangs up.
You pick up the prune chip clusters.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: =====------------- 5/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 3 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine 2 empty Thunderdog bottles 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:58 by nago

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:03 by duvessa

You use the shower. It takes a pretty long time, but you eventually wash off the sewage-and-Thunderdog smell. You try to wash off your cursed helmet too, but it just rusts.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: =====------------- 5/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine 2 empty Thunderdog bottles 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:10 by dynast

c)Pick up Dowan's clothes and use smell them.

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:23 by duvessa

dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:28 by WalrusKing

b) Shower until your corrosion stacks build and your helmet falls apart entirely, while hoping that you're on an earlier version

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:30 by duvessa

You re-enter the shower. Nothing happens to the helmet.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: =====------------- 5/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine 2 empty Thunderdog bottles 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:32 by WalrusKing

c) two empty bottles. Fill em with some water

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:38 by duvessa

You spit acid into an empty Thunderdog bottle, saving it for later.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle Thunderdog bottle filled with acid 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:43 by WingedEspeon

return to fountain and heal.

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 01:21 by dynast

duvessa wrote:dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Excuse me, did he travel naked to the shower?

...Not that i see anything wrong with that.

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 02:35 by duvessa

dynast wrote:
duvessa wrote:dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Excuse me, did he travel naked to the shower?

yes

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 02:37 by duvessa

As you open the door to leave the room, you notice Natasha has been sitting on top of it the whole time. Natasha pounces!

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle Thunderdog bottle filled with acid 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 03:22 by WingedEspeon

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 05:02 by duvessa

You try to pet Natasha, but she hisses and jumps away.
Natasha casts Call Imp. A crimson imp appears.

Code:: HP: =====--------------------- 5/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle Thunderdog bottle filled with acid 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 05:33 by ebering

e) use the thunde dog bottle full of acid

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:00 by duvessa

You throw the bottle of acid at the crimson imp. The imp catches the bottle and drinks the contents. The imp screams as it dissolves from the inside, then disappears in a puff of smoke. The bottle drops on the ground and shatters.
Natasha casts Magic Dart. A magic dart hits you in the forehead. (-3 HP)

Code:: HP: ==------------------------ 2/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:08 by Airwolf

Attack!!!

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:12 by duvessa

You decide that you aren't content with just being a serial murderer. You want to be an animal abuser too.
You swing the flail at Natasha, but you have no idea how to use a flail. You miss, and hit the floor instead.
Natasha starts trying to expel a hairball.

Code:: HP: ==------------------------ 2/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:30 by ebering

e) wield sigmunds scythe
then
a) Attack

were flails real weapons or are they some made up fantasy thing?

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:40 by duvessa

flails were real weapons, but were not very popular since they were really awkward to use and basically their only redeeming feature was getting around shields
flails with balls on both ends, or flails with multiple balls on one end, are made up fantasy weapons though and they are stupid as hell

You wield Sigmund's scythe.
Natasha successfully expels the hairball.
You swing the scythe at Natasha. She easily dodges your clumsy attack.
Natasha casts Magic Dart. A magic dart hits you in the tonsils. (-1 HP)

Code:: HP: =------------------------- 1/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:59 by WalkerBoh

e) Use the wand of enslavement.

Thursday, 24th December 2015, 07:01 by duvessa

You zap the wand of enslavement at Natasha. Natasha is charmed.

Code:: HP: =------------------------- 1/26 PP: ------------------ 0/18 GP: ------------------ 0/18 AC: 0 Key Ijyb's pants (1AC) the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC) Terence's pants (1AC) Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12) Small prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Tiny prune chip cluster Empty prune chip bag Sigmund's scythe Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC) Brick of Jarlsberg cheese Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC) Crazy Yiuf's hammer 34 bottles of Thunderdog wine empty Thunderdog bottle 52 scorched pornographic playing cards Poker chips Grum's pants (1AC) Bag of wolf treats Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder Maurice's pants (1AC) Edmund's flail of protection (wielded) Edmund's pants (1AC) Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC) Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC) Grinder's scorched pants (1AC) Menkaure's zPhone Jessica's robe (1AC) Eustachio's robe (1AC) Eustachio's rapier MAP ◻ ║ ◼═◻═ ║ ◻ Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item