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Crawl hits real life
XOM.
Exxon Mobil.
That explains a lot. (Just what, I'm leaving up to the reader...this isn't intended to be a political statement.)
If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.
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Grimm wrote:I'm working on a building refurbishment. The other day there was an issue with an electrical outlet. It was badly wired (old building) and the word went out to be careful around it as one could get shocked.
I thought to myself: I should find a source of rElec.
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Grimm wrote:Aspirin out of date? I'VE GOT MY rPOIS!
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Grimm wrote:Getting mugged? BOOTS OF RUNNING
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Confidence Interval wrote:Need to liven up your party? Simply take a bottle of vodka in one hand and CAST EVAPORATE!
Alistair's intoxication
This spell works by converting a small portion of brain matter into alcohol,
confusing all intelligent humanoids within the caster's view (although
poison-resistant creatures will suffer no negative effects). It is strongly
focused on the caster, however, and so poison resistance will not protect them.
It is frequently used as an icebreaker at wizard parties.
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