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i did it
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Saturday, 21st November 2015, 22:58
by duvessa
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> *gammafunk* why did you ignore me
*gammafunk* que?
-> *gammafunk* why did you have me on ignore
*gammafunk* oh, I don't
*gammafunk* at least not to my knowledge
-> *gammafunk* oh. well, thanks. since I've got you, do you care to answer the question I posed?
*gammafunk* you'd have to be more specific
-> *gammafunk* Would you touch a poop for $20?
*gammafunk* hmm....honestly? I wouldn't
*gammafunk* that's just my thought on the subject
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Saturday, 21st November 2015, 23:32
by Arrhythmia
I would.
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Saturday, 21st November 2015, 23:38
by Sar
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 00:37
by duvessa
Arrhythmia wrote:I would.
a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 00:55
by Greyr
duvessa wrote:Arrhythmia wrote:I would.
a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.
Did you tell them about your tumblr?
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 03:00
by sweetrabies
duvessa wrote:a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.
I mean...is that even a comeback? It doesn't really do anything to put down the zelda-hater.
Also, you should dress up like Zelda for your next smash tournament. Minds would be blown.
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 03:14
by dynast
10/10, i would f*** zelda too. Also, what a shitty community that must be, considering the fact that someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about. Do they even fantasy?
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 03:38
by duvessa
dynast wrote:someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about
you really don't adequately grasp how boring idaho is
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 05:29
by duvessa
i mean like, i guess maybe i kind of want to cuddle with zelda. but not much further than that. i really just see her as a very close friend
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 05:31
by duvessa
also for anyone who doesn't understand the OP:
http://i.imgur.com/JV74Kgb.jpg
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 06:37
by Arrhythmia
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Sunday, 22nd November 2015, 07:56
by gammafunk
Just pointing out that RD is basically like reddit, but actually did some science, which is kind of cool, so he doesn't have to answer the question like I did. I didn't really have to answer either now that I'm twitch famous, but I did anyways because down with the patriarchy.
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Monday, 23rd November 2015, 00:20
by duvessa
i wouldn't eat zelda's poop btw, not even for $20
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Monday, 23rd November 2015, 14:45
by ZipZipskins
How many dollars WOULD it be?
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Monday, 23rd November 2015, 21:16
by duvessa
idk i'm pretty rich already so...maybe like $10,000 or so? assuming i'm allowed to cook the poop first
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Monday, 23rd November 2015, 21:41
by tasonir
duvessa wrote:dynast wrote:someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about
you really don't adequately grasp how boring idaho is
Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
It's sad the line works so well because 90% of non-urban life is boredom. Yes, I just quoted Adele lyrics, and no, I'm not sorry.
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Tuesday, 24th November 2015, 00:04
by BugHunter
So, got any good poop recipes to share with us?
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Tuesday, 24th November 2015, 00:09
by duvessa
this isn't really the direction i wanted this thread to go in at all
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Tuesday, 24th November 2015, 04:24
by prozacelf
And yet you posted it here.
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Wednesday, 25th November 2015, 02:19
by duvessa
i mean i haven't really thought a long time about how to cook the poop, i just figured that i could boil it at a really high temperature first to kill all the bacteria so i wouldn't get a horrible poop disease
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Wednesday, 25th November 2015, 02:37
by Siegurt
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Wednesday, 25th November 2015, 06:59
by headcrab0803
I feel dirty now
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Friday, 4th December 2015, 08:44
by duvessa
so here's another story from the most recent smash bros. weekly, one of my friends there was complaining about someone using his expensive artist's pen to write notes, and because i'm an unoriginal asshole i decided to annoy him by saying "you're an artist? draw me something!" but that backfired because he said "sure, what should I draw" and I had to think of something really fast so I said "draw temmie. but, like, uh...as a human" and HE FUCKING DID IT WITH NO HESITATION and now i have this picture on my phone i'm never deleting it
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Friday, 4th December 2015, 16:48
by Rast
FR: Split CYC into two forums, one for wacky terrible crawl suggestions, and the other for general degeneracy.