i did it

[duvessa]

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> *gammafunk* why did you ignore me
*gammafunk* que?
-> *gammafunk* why did you have me on ignore
*gammafunk* oh, I don't
*gammafunk* at least not to my knowledge
-> *gammafunk* oh. well, thanks. since I've got you, do you care to answer the question I posed?
*gammafunk* you'd have to be more specific
-> *gammafunk* Would you touch a poop for $20?
*gammafunk* hmm....honestly? I wouldn't
*gammafunk* that's just my thought on the subject

[Arrhythmia]

I would.

[Sar]

[duvessa]

I would.

a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.

[Greyr]

I would.

a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.

Did you tell them about your tumblr?

[sweetrabies]

a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.

I mean...is that even a comeback? It doesn't really do anything to put down the zelda-hater.

Also, you should dress up like Zelda for your next smash tournament. Minds would be blown.

[dynast]

10/10, i would f*** zelda too. Also, what a shitty community that must be, considering the fact that someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about. Do they even fantasy?

[duvessa]

someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about

you really don't adequately grasp how boring idaho is

[duvessa]

i mean like, i guess maybe i kind of want to cuddle with zelda. but not much further than that. i really just see her as a very close friend

[duvessa]

also for anyone who doesn't understand the OP: http://i.imgur.com/JV74Kgb.jpg

[Arrhythmia]

http://i.imgur.com/vsSGR7M.jpg

[gammafunk]

Just pointing out that RD is basically like reddit, but actually did some science, which is kind of cool, so he doesn't have to answer the question like I did. I didn't really have to answer either now that I'm twitch famous, but I did anyways because down with the patriarchy.

[duvessa]

i wouldn't eat zelda's poop btw, not even for $20

[ZipZipskins]

How many dollars WOULD it be?

[duvessa]

idk i'm pretty rich already so...maybe like $10,000 or so? assuming i'm allowed to cook the poop first

[tasonir]

someone estipulating the possiblity of a sexual intercourse with a female video-game character is the most exciting thing they have to talk about

you really don't adequately grasp how boring idaho is

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?

It's sad the line works so well because 90% of non-urban life is boredom. Yes, I just quoted Adele lyrics, and no, I'm not sorry.

[BugHunter]

So, got any good poop recipes to share with us?

[duvessa]

this isn't really the direction i wanted this thread to go in at all

[prozacelf]

And yet you posted it here.

[duvessa]

i mean i haven't really thought a long time about how to cook the poop, i just figured that i could boil it at a really high temperature first to kill all the bacteria so i wouldn't get a horrible poop disease

[Siegurt]

I will just leave this link here:
http://inhabitat.com/poop-burger-japane ... man-feces/

[headcrab0803]

I feel dirty now

[duvessa]

so here's another story from the most recent smash bros. weekly, one of my friends there was complaining about someone using his expensive artist's pen to write notes, and because i'm an unoriginal asshole i decided to annoy him by saying "you're an artist? draw me something!" but that backfired because he said "sure, what should I draw" and I had to think of something really fast so I said "draw temmie. but, like, uh...as a human" and HE FUCKING DID IT WITH NO HESITATION and now i have this picture on my phone i'm never deleting it

Spoiler: show

[Rast]

FR: Split CYC into two forums, one for wacky terrible crawl suggestions, and the other for general degeneracy.