Arrhythmia wrote:I would.
a bit over a month ago i was at a super smash bros. tournament and i was playing project m, and i selected zelda for one game, and a guy sitting behind me immediately yelled "FUCK zelda", and i just blurted out the first comeback I thought of, which was "I would if I could." apparently, that poorly-thought-out comeback, combined with the fact that I play zelda in smash pretty often, was enough to convince most of the idaho smash community that I actually want to have sex with a video game character, because they won't shut up about it now.