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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 13:38

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 Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.17.0-9-g801d43b (webtiles) character file.

kroki the Digger (Deep Dwarf Earth Elementalist)    Turns: 4520, Time: 00:07:29

Health: 21/28      AC:  2    Str: 11    XL:     3   Next: 78%
Magic:  5/5        EV: 12    Int: 16    God:    Makhleb [......]
Gold:   101        SH:  0    Dex: 13    Spells: 2 memorised, 2 levels left

rFire  . . .     SeeInvis .     a - 40 stones
rCold  . . .     Clarity  .     b - +0 robe
rNeg   . . .     SustAt   .     (no shield)
rPois  .         Gourm    .     (no helmet)
rElec  .         Spirit   .     (no cloak)
rCorr  .         Warding  .     (no gloves)
rMut   .         Stasis   .     (no boots)
MR     .....                    (no amulet)
Stlth  ++........               (no ring)
                                (no ring)

@: non-regenerating, not resistant to hostile enchantments, unstealthy
A: damage resistance, recharge devices, sense surroundings 1, slow regeneration
3
a: Device Recharging, Renounce Religion


You are on level 2 of the Dungeon.
You worship Makhleb.
Makhleb is noncommittal.
You are hungry.

You have visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and seen 2 of its levels.

You have collected 101 gold pieces.

Inventory:

Hand Weapons
 p - a +0 dagger
   (You took it off a kobold on level 2 of the Dungeon)
Missiles
 a - 40 stones (in hand)
 h - 19 poisoned needles
Armour
 b - a +0 robe (worn)
Jewellery
 f - a glass ring
   (You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)
 s - a knobbly cabochon ring
   (You took it off a kobold on level 2 of the Dungeon)
Wands
 d - a wand of heal wounds (5)
Scrolls
 o - a scroll labeled WIUROTUCZO
 r - a scroll labeled NIER UGROUNI
Potions
 g - a fuming yellow potion
 j - a grey potion
 k - a golden potion
 q - a sedimented cyan potion
Books
 c - a book of Geomancy
 n - a book of Hinderance
   (You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)
Comestibles
 e - 2 bread rations
 i - a royal jelly
 l - a beef jerky
 m - a meat ration


   Skills:
 - Level 2.1 Dodging
 - Level 2.4 Stealth
 - Level 1.7 Spellcasting
 - Level 0.8 Transmutations
 + Level 6.3 Earth Magic


You have 2 spell levels left.
You know the following spells:

 Your Spells              Type           Power        Failure   Level  Hunger
a - Sandblast             Erth           ###...       1%          1    ##.....
s - Stoneskin             Trmt/Erth      ##......     10%         2    ###....


Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations

Branches:
Dungeon (2/15)           

Altars:
Fedhas
Makhleb
Xom


Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations

You are resistant to damage.
You can recharge devices by infusing magical energy.
You passively map a small area around you.
You do not regenerate naturally.


Message History

Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - worm
Aim: a worm (moderately wounded)
The rocky blast misses the worm.
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - worm
Aim: a worm (moderately wounded)
The rocky blast hits the worm.
You kill the worm!
Makhleb accepts your kill.
The kobold throws a stone. The stone barely misses you.
A goblin comes into view. It is wielding a dagger.
The kobold throws a stone. The stone hits you but does no damage.
A bat comes into view.
You see here a stone.
You see here a club.
You see here a kobold corpse.
You start resting.
A kobold is nearby!
A kobold is nearby!
A kobold is nearby!
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - kobold
Aim: a kobold, wielding a club and wearing a knobbly cabochon ring
The rocky blast hits the kobold.
You kill the kobold!
Makhleb accepts your kill.
a - 42 stones (gained 2); s - a knobbly cabochon ring
You now have 101 gold pieces (gained 30).
You see here a club.
You see here a kobold corpse.
You see here a club.
a - 43 stones (gained 1)
A bat is nearby!
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - bat
Aim: a bat
The rocky blast hits the bat.
You kill the bat!
Makhleb accepts your kill.
Okay, then.
You see here a bat corpse.
You butcher the bat corpse.
t - a chunk of flesh
You see here a bat skeleton.
You start resting. Eating a chunk of flesh. This raw flesh tastes terrible.
You continue eating. x2
Magic restored.
You are feeling hungry.
A bat comes into view.
A bat is nearby!
A bat is nearby!
A bat is nearby!
A bat is nearby!
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - bat
Aim: a bat
The rocky blast hits the bat.
You kill the bat!
Makhleb accepts your kill.
You see here a bat corpse.
You butcher the bat corpse.
t - a chunk of flesh
You start resting. Eating a chunk of flesh. This raw flesh tastes terrible.
You continue eating. x2
Magic restored.
A giant newt comes into view.
A giant newt is nearby!
A giant newt is nearby!
A giant newt is nearby!
A giant newt is nearby!
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Sandblast
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - giant newt
Aim: a giant newt (hasn't noticed you)
The rocky blast hits the giant newt.
You kill the giant newt!
Makhleb accepts your kill.
You start resting.
Magic restored.
You are feeling hungry.
The goblin is too close now for your liking.
A goblin is nearby!
A goblin is nearby!
A goblin is nearby!
A deep troll earth mage comes into view.
Casting: Sandblast
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
You can't see any susceptible monsters within range! (Use Z to cast anyway.)

          ,,    #####..#.#.######
*      ,,     * #.....<.###......
       ..#*   * #.####.#.#.######
       #..., ,###.####.##.##
       #..#*  #.....##..#.#     #
     ###..#####.....###.#.#     #
 *,, ........##.....# #.#.#######
     ###..##.##.....###.#.##.....
       #..#...#.@...g.....##.####
       #........#.######.###.#
 # ######.#...###.#    #.# #>#
 #.#....#.##.## #.#    #.######
 #.#.##.#.[#.####.###  #..###_#
 #....#..........T..#####.##.####
 #.....##..............##.#.#.#.#
*#...........####.#.##.##.#.##..#
##......###.#####.#.##.##.##.####


You can see a deep troll earth mage and a goblin (wandering).

Vanquished Creatures
  An ooze (D:1)
  4 worms (D:2)
  3 giant cockroaches (D:2)
  7 goblins
  7 hobgoblins
  A quokka (D:2)
  A ball python (D:2)
  10 bats
  A giant newt (D:2)
  4 kobolds
  6 rats
45 creatures vanquished.

Notes
Turn   | Place    | Note
--------------------------------------------------------------
     0 | D:1      | kroki the Deep Dwarf Earth Elementalist began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 15/15 MP: 3/3
   328 | D:1      | Reached XP level 2. HP: 22/22 MP: 1/4
   525 | D:1      | Reached skill level 5 in Earth Magic
   529 | D:1      | Learned a level 2 spell: Stoneskin
  1518 | D:2      | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas.
  1582 | D:2      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 21/28 MP: 3/5
  3405 | D:2      | Reached skill level 6 in Earth Magic
  3537 | D:2      | Found a shimmering altar of Xom.
  3537 | D:2      | Found a burning altar of Makhleb.
  3549 | D:2      | Became a worshipper of Makhleb the Destroyer
  4519 | D:2      | Noticed a deep troll earth mage


Action                   || total
-------------------------++-------
 Cast: Sandblast         ||    72
       Stoneskin         ||     3
  Use: Scroll            ||     4
  Eat: Chunk             ||    12

Table legend:
 A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the
     entire game.
 B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of
     non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game.
 C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of
     turns spent in this place.
 D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level
     travel turns spent in this place.
 E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of
     non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place.
 F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the
     number of levels of this place that you've seen.

                   A       B       C       D       E               F
               +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
         Total | 100.0 | 100.0 |   0.4 |  14.6 |  10.6 |         274.5
       Dungeon | 100.0 | 100.0 |   0.4 |  14.6 |  10.6 |         274.5
               +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------

Table legend:
 A = Kills in this place as a percentage of kills in entire the game.
 B = Kills by you in this place as a percentage of kills by you in
     the entire game.
 C = Kills by friends in this place as a percentage of kills by
     friends in the entire game.
 D = Other kills in this place as a percentage of other kills in the
     entire game.
 E = Experience gained in this place as a percentage of experience
     gained in the entire game.
 F = Experience gained in this place divided by the number of levels of
     this place that you have seen.

                   A       B       C       D       E               F
               +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
         Total | 100.0 | 100.0 |  -nan |  -nan | 100.0 |          42.5
       Dungeon | 100.0 | 100.0 |  -nan |  -nan | 100.0 |          42.5
               +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------


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[09:23] <Sequell> kroki is a greatplayer!
[09:23] <Sequell> kroki is a greaterplayer!
[03:57] <Sequell> kroki is a polytheist!
[21:53] <Sequell> kroki is a greatberserker!

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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 13:58

Re: what the hell

deep troll

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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 15:40

Re: what the hell

move down-left imo

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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 15:48

Re: what the hell

There is this thing called an out of depth timer. The longer you hang out on a floor the more likely it is that some really high level critter will appear, the chance starts after a small delay, and is very very small, but will grow over the next 10000 turns or so.

You had spent about 3000 turns on d2. You should try to get off a level in less than 1500 (ideally less than 1000)
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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 16:04

Re: what the hell

He is gonna help dig your way to the next floor!
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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 16:07

Re: what the hell

omg did you died?

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Post Monday, 9th November 2015, 19:42

Re: what the hell

Run away!

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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 02:36

Re: what the hell

you can probably take it
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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 03:01

Re: what the hell

quaff your consumables, they are meant to be used

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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 03:46

Re: what the hell

Siegurt wrote:There is this thing called an out of depth timer. The longer you hang out on a floor the more likely it is that some really high level critter will appear, the chance starts after a small delay, and is very very small, but will grow over the next 10000 turns or so.

You had spent about 3000 turns on d2. You should try to get off a level in less than 1500 (ideally less than 1000)
This explains the deep troll, but it doesn't explain how kroki managed to spend 3000 turns on d:2 with DDEE

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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 04:58

Re: what the hell

well, Slow Healing 3 is really really slow.

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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 13:18

Re: what the hell

The three "A goblin is nearby!" warnings, along with the turncount, suggest that '5' was being pressed repeatedly. Either kroki didn't know that Deep Dwarfs don't heal on rest (and after 254 posts, that's unlikely) or this opportunity for the screenshot was being created. And I have to confess I've also been curious just how OOD are the monsters that start showing up when you linger on a floor.
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Post Tuesday, 10th November 2015, 15:46

Re: what the hell

Try a scummy mummy and you'll see. Sometimes the first OoD monster you see on D:1 is a fire giant.
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Post Wednesday, 11th November 2015, 00:02

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MainiacJoe wrote:The three "A goblin is nearby!" warnings, along with the turncount, suggest that '5' was being pressed repeatedly. Either kroki didn't know that Deep Dwarfs don't heal on rest (and after 254 posts, that's unlikely) or this opportunity for the screenshot was being created. And I have to confess I've also been curious just how OOD are the monsters that start showing up when you linger on a floor.

I have to confess there was one time I actually forgot I was playing a deep dwarf and wasnt paying lots of attention, and hit 5 several times before it clicked that it wasn't working. Not saying that is what happened in this case, but I could see it maybe happening...
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Post Friday, 13th November 2015, 00:16

Re: what the hell

On the topic of the completely ridiculous, you'll find an excellent and fair encounter with a brimstone fiend by feeding "!lg zooty TrWn 1 -tv:<T34100:>>" to Sequell.

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