Just my luck.

[Konebred]

This is for those characters that find awesome artifacts early on that they can't use. My latest is a draconian that found both a smokey plate mail AND a pearl dragon hide on the first 3 levels of the lair. Let's hear your bad breaks!

[XuaXua]

GDA of the dragon king as a Spriggan on D2 or 3.

Of course, I picked nemelex, sacrificed that lump, and shot straight up to ****, but then it was decks of escape for the rest of my short game.

[KoboldLord]

I found a +5/+5 bardiche of speed. I didn't care much about the other artefact properties, but they were all positive.

I found it in the Abyss, while looking for my 15th Rune.