i love iood


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Post Sunday, 18th October 2015, 05:41

i love iood

An orb of pure, destructive energy. Its purple glow permeates the surroundings, a brilliant color that shines brightly with power. It could be said that it is a symbol of the strength and wisdom of its caster. With a destructive power magnificent enough to disintegrate walls, only a fool would put himself in its path.

*Splat!* *Sploosh!* *Splelch!*

Indeed, much to Laraso's pleasure, this dungeon seemed to be entirely filled with such fools. Like pinatas, the orcs burst open, spraying meaty chunks and blood everywhere. Laraso felt a strangely satisfying sensation while watching the orcs pop open, similar to one that a child may experience while playing with bubble wrap. After it was all over, Laraso spared a moment to admire his handiwork. Taking a look at his surroundings, it was a beautiful crimson; almost every inch of the floor and walls was stained with orcish blood. The bloody stench that began to seep out of the walls would make any ordinary person nauseous, but to Laraso, it was a refreshing and pleasant aroma. "Ah, is there any greater pleasure?", Laraso asked himself, as he continued further into the mine.

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Post Sunday, 18th October 2015, 06:05

Re: i love iood

what iood
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Post Sunday, 18th October 2015, 08:29

Re: i love iood

It's an OoD with an apple logo.
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
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Post Monday, 19th October 2015, 13:39

Re: i love iood

(Some) players say "IOOD" because it was for the first 8 days called "Iskenderun's Orb of Destruction", and in the code is still called SPELL_IOOD. But that was rather long for a spell name, so the eponym was removed.
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Post Monday, 19th October 2015, 20:39

Re: i love iood

It's also a clear distinction between "out of depth" and "orb of destruction". I just used it because duvessa said they "hate iood" in my other thread. Couldn't sit back and watch someone talk crap about my favorite spell.
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Post Tuesday, 20th October 2015, 04:06

Re: i love iood

my jaw dropped when I first saw the thread title because I thought it said "I love food"

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Post Tuesday, 20th October 2015, 05:29

Re: i love iood

i love cock

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Post Tuesday, 20th October 2015, 05:58

Re: i love iood

poultry is pretty great yeah
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Post Tuesday, 20th October 2015, 14:45

Re: i love iood

Well, the important thing is that you're honest, I guess.

(Should I tell Dowan? Or does, uh... does - does he already know?)

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Post Tuesday, 20th October 2015, 20:00

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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 00:14

Re: i love iood

Sprucery wrote:It's an OoD with an apple logo.

it also costs double mana, and does not really do anything special.
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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 01:00

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Hirsch I wrote:
Sprucery wrote:It's an OoD with an apple logo.

it also costs double mana, and does not really do anything special.

Well, it does gives you double neckbeard points.
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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 02:56

Re: i love iood

I love food
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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 21:44

Re: i love iood

Siegurt wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:
Sprucery wrote:It's an OoD with an apple logo.

it also costs double mana, and does not really do anything special.

Well, it does gives you double neckbeard points.

But you need an adapter for casting it in a regular dungeon.
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi
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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 22:24

Re: i love iood

with my amazing art skillz, I made the IOoD icon. devs, plz use it.
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Post Saturday, 7th November 2015, 22:48

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Sprucery wrote:
Siegurt wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:it also costs double mana, and does not really do anything special.

Well, it does gives you double neckbeard points.

But you need an adapter for casting it in a regular dungeon.

Well, sure, but if you were any real sort of iCrawler, you'd be casting it in your iDungeon.
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