who would win a iq test?


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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 03:45

who would win a iq test?

who here would win a iq test if we all took it????
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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 04:38

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Probably you.
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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 13:20

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I already did, but it was so demoralizing to the rest of the tavern that I had to use my superior intellect to invent a time machine and undo it. I realized, though, that just undoing the test wasn't really enough, so I went back even further and hit my baby self in the head a couple of times, so I wouldn't win the IQ contest in the first place. Then I returned to just before I invented the time machine, and sabotaged it, so my past self would just vanish into the fabric of spacetime.

Unfortunately, due to the brain damage I inflicted on myself, I no longer understand the ramifications of my time tampering. So the answer to your original question is Nerd Trog.

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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 18:05

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twelwe wrote:who here would win a iq test if we all took it????


Probably not the guy who can't even spell his own user name right.

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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 18:18

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Or, even less likely, the one who never recognized it as a misspelling in the first place until you pointed it out. All this time I've pronounced it like the number. I feel violated.
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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 19:02

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so what? i bet you both are dumber than a smart bird put together
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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 21:29

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whoever has the highest winrate

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Post Monday, 3rd August 2015, 21:34

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the smartest move is not to play though

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Post Tuesday, 4th August 2015, 21:29

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dowan wrote:I already did, but it was so demoralizing to the rest of the tavern that I had to use my superior intellect to invent a time machine and undo it. I realized, though, that just undoing the test wasn't really enough, so I went back even further and hit my baby self in the head a couple of times, so I wouldn't win the IQ contest in the first place. Then I returned to just before I invented the time machine, and sabotaged it, so my past self would just vanish into the fabric of spacetime.

Unfortunately, due to the brain damage I inflicted on myself, I no longer understand the ramifications of my time tampering. So the answer to your original question is Nerd Trog.

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Post Wednesday, 5th August 2015, 14:04

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Jace? As in Jan's brother from space ghost? No, sadly.

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dowan wrote:Jace? As in Jan's brother from space ghost? No, sadly.

Maybe if it was only against Blip...
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Post Wednesday, 5th August 2015, 17:57

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dowan wrote:Jace? As in Jan's brother from space ghost? No, sadly.

Not sure if that's sarcastic or not, but in either case, the Jace I was refering to is the magic the gathering planeswalker (basically a powerful wizard who travels between worlds). He's associated with blue, the color of intelligence/arcane magic, and has a backstory of wiping his memories and there's probably time travel in there somewhere if you looked hard enough. I don't follow it that closely.

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Post Wednesday, 5th August 2015, 20:22

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dowan wrote:Jace? As in Jan's brother from space ghost? No, sadly.

Not sure if that's sarcastic or not, but in either case, the Jace I was refering to is the magic the gathering planeswalker (basically a powerful wizard who travels between worlds). He's associated with blue, the color of intelligence/arcane magic, and has a backstory of wiping his memories and there's probably time travel in there somewhere if you looked hard enough. I don't follow it that closely.


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Post Wednesday, 5th August 2015, 20:25

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dowan wrote:Jace? As in Jan's brother from space ghost? No, sadly.

Not sure if that's sarcastic or not, but in either case, the Jace I was refering to is the magic the gathering planeswalker (basically a powerful wizard who travels between worlds). He's associated with blue, the color of intelligence/arcane magic, and has a backstory of wiping his memories and there's probably time travel in there somewhere if you looked hard enough. I don't follow it that closely.


Nerd.

Wait, are you implying that the mtg plainswalker jace is somehow nerdier than the space ghost and occasional jusice league jace?
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