good/bad hearing mutations

[Pollen_Golem]

Good Hearing 1 Instead of being told the general direction/distance (e.g. distant blaring to the east) of a very loud noise (this includes portals) the noise gets marked on the map.

Good Hearing 2 When you hear a shout from out of LOS, the map gets marked at that shout's origin.

Good Hearing 3 You can hear where monsters are if they leave your LOS, just like how monsters can tell where you are after you leave their LOS.

Bad Hearing 1 (Your spellcasting is slightly noisier)
You can't tell apart many sounds like the difference between horrible gurgling and hissing.
You're never told the direction that a sound comes from.
The lines of uniques get Google-translated into a random language and back.

Bad Hearing 2 (Your spellcasting is noisier)
You can't hear anything beyond your LOS, which includes shouts.

Bad Hearing 3 (Your spellcasting is much noisier)
You can only hear loud "Zot!"s, nearby alarms, and the GONG.

[dynast]

What do you mean "your spellcasting is noisier"?

[Pollen_Golem]

Well you tend to talk louder so you can hear yourself. Haven't you ever said something to someone in headphones and they say "SORRY, WHAT?!"

[duvessa]

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<Whoahey> Yeah, y'know those headphones we sell where it blocks out all other sound but still lets you listen to music?
<ColonelPanic> Yeah
<Whoahey> Y'know how I always say that everyone always puts them on and their friend always says the same thing
<Whoahey> "Can you hear me?! You're a complete tool! <insert random insult> ...did you hear that?"
<ColonelPanic> Heh right.
<Whoahey> Some guy and his girlfriend came in and tried it
<Whoahey> Might I add, she was friggin' gorgeous
<Whoahey> He puts on the headphones, usual conversation ensues -- "Can you hear me?" ::dude shrugs::
<Whoahey> And I'm not even kidding, the girl yells out at the top of her lungs "I FUCKING CHEATED ON YOU WITH MIKE!"
<ColonelPanic> holy shit lol
<Whoahey> The guy just laughs, shrugs and points to the headphones.
<Whoahey> I swear, everyone in the store stopped what they were doing and were like O_O

[rockygargoyle]

And then everyone applauded and gave his girlfriend a $100 tip.
That girl's name? Albert Einstein

[File200]

And then everyone applauded and gave his girlfriend a $100 tip.
That girl's name? Albert Einstein

I actually knew a guy whose last name was Einstein. Everyone would joke and say that he was the one who said (random thing).