New Demon: Succubus

[duvessa]

Succubus: A demonic flying bus that sucs u in and spits u out.

succubus (6) | Spd: 50 | HD: 20 | HP: 200-250 | AC/EV: 20/10 | Dam: 50 | demonic | Res: magic(150), hellfire, elec++, rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy++ | XP: 25000 | Sp: suck, blow | Sz: huge

Suck: Sucks you in. Blinks you next to the succubus and does 3d10 damage (because you hit the bus). Resisted by strength.
Blow: Blows you at a wall, the same as octopode crusher throwing.

Appears in hells, panda, and abyss. What do you think?

[Wahaha]

If we for a second imagine that this is a succubus and not a bus and she has those huge stats and will beat up my character while I can't do anything about it, I think that's pretty hot. Support.

[mps]

The game could use more bus-themed monsters.

[gammafunk]

Picking two reasons to reject it at random: 6 shouldn't resist torment and you don't know how octopode crusher throwing works. Moving to CYC in the hope that others can improve on the design space.

[duvessa]

That's only because nobody knows how octopode crusher throwing works

[Jeremiah]

Incubus: a bus that's kind of like a kraken and can shoot ink.

[Sar]

In the medieval fantasy world of Álfheimr, succubus princess Astarotte Ygvar, the first princess of the kingdom of Ygvarland (ユグヴァルランド Yuguvarurando?), has just reached the age of 10. 10 years old is a special age for a young succubus, as it is when they are traditionally expected to form a male harem.

In order to maintain their body and preserve their beautiful appearance, Succubi who have undergone puberty must consume male essence, much like how a vampire must consume blood. Initially a mere kiss will suffice, however as Succubi mature into young adults they eventually need to consume a liquid called "sáðfryma," better known as semen, to sustain themselves. The harems they form ensure a steady and safe supply of the liquid.

The princess, however, bears a great dislike against men, and only agrees to create a harem if a human male is to join, as humans are said to be extinct. However her followers are somehow able to find a human male named Naoya Tohara who, along with his daughter Asuha, is brought to the monster realm to be part of Astarotte's harem.

[Sprucery]

Full support, but only if we also get an incubus.

[Jeremiah]

Outcubus: a bus that's openly gay. (would work better in nethack, but hey.)

[archaeo]

That's only because nobody knows how octopode crusher throwing works

my favorite part of this is the idea that gammafunk woke up one day, drooling at his desk, and after the sleep cleared from his eyes, he saw his computer screen filled with eldritch code and imagined stony tentacles playing at the back of his neck, and with resigned pleasure, he inputted the sequence of characters that would commit it to the game. A cyclopean landscape appeared in his mind, and an eldritch gratitude made itself known throughout his body, and he shied away from the knowledge of what he had done, knowing it would obliterate his sanity in a moment.

e: I just noticed I used "eldritch" twice in two sentences, and I'm not going to correct it, but I'm filled with shame. At least Lovecraft usually managed a couple paragraphs or so before repeating himself.

[rockygargoyle]

Will it ask for $ 3,50 ?

[wheals]

That's only because nobody knows how octopode crusher throwing works

my favorite part of this is the idea that gammafunk woke up one day, drooling at his desk, and after the sleep cleared from his eyes, he saw his computer screen filled with eldritch code and imagined stony tentacles playing at the back of his neck, and with resigned pleasure, he inputted the sequence of characters that would commit it to the game. A cyclopean landscape appeared in his mind, and an eldritch gratitude made itself known throughout his body, and he shied away from the knowledge of what he had done, knowing it would obliterate his sanity in a moment.

this explains a lot of the codebase, actually

[Blobbo]

Omnibus: the terrifying demon lord of all bus-themed monsters, he has come from Cybertron to claim the allspark... wait, what?

[pickled_heretic]

In the medieval fantasy world of Álfheimr, succubus princess Astarotte Ygvar, the first princess of the kingdom of Ygvarland (ユグヴァルランド Yuguvarurando?), has just reached the age of 10. 10 years old is a special age for a young succubus, as it is when they are traditionally expected to form a male harem.

In order to maintain their body and preserve their beautiful appearance, Succubi who have undergone puberty must consume male essence, much like how a vampire must consume blood. Initially a mere kiss will suffice, however as Succubi mature into young adults they eventually need to consume a liquid called "sáðfryma," better known as semen, to sustain themselves. The harems they form ensure a steady and safe supply of the liquid.

The princess, however, bears a great dislike against men, and only agrees to create a harem if a human male is to join, as humans are said to be extinct. However her followers are somehow able to find a human male named Naoya Tohara who, along with his daughter Asuha, is brought to the monster realm to be part of Astarotte's harem.

That whole show is cringeworthy. There's like, incest, pedophilia, polygamy, and a whole bunch of other really uncomfortable things going on at any given time.

[Sar]

...that sounds like you watched it all?

[pickled_heretic]

Yes

[tasonir]

That whole show is cringeworthy. There's like, incest, pedophilia, polygamy, and a whole bunch of other really uncomfortable things going on at any given time.

I haven't watched anime much in the last 10 years or so (I did in college somewhat more often, having much more free time)...But sounds like it's time to go back!

[dornbeast]

The game could use more bus-themed monsters.

Cereal Bus: Originally meant to transmit information, it now hauls bread. Guaranteed drop of 2-5 bread rations upon killing.

School Bus: Aquatic. Releases 2-3 giant carp upon killing.