Vampire squirrels

[Siegurt]

Yes, the are real, and yes, I think we need them in crawl, I don't care what stats they might have, or when they might appear.

See below for reference:

[scorpionwarrior]

NSFW cuz profanity http://www.enjoygram.com/m/866868171278414368_190357331

[wheals]

This, but marsupials instead of placentals.

[Scalding Steam]

If this would successfully make its way into the game, then I want my vampire watermelons in Crawl as well

[bcadren]

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

[Hirsch I]

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work.

[tasonir]

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work.

But they are stinky, right? That's an filthy animal. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, capybaras may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

[Hirsch I]

you dont eat bacon? or chicken? cows smell a lot too.

[tasonir]

I've honestly never been that into bacon, no, but I eat plenty of chicken/beef, sure. The above is mostly a quote from pulp fiction.

[Hirsch I]

oh, yeah. damn, how did I forget?

[njvack]

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work.

DUDE I WANT TO COME VISIT

When you say 'filled' do you mean there are some capybaras in it, or that it is literally a river of capybaras?

either way I want to come visit and eat their delicious capybara meat

[bcadren]

Since this is in CYC now: Obligatory Germans.

[Hirsch I]

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work.

DUDE I WANT TO COME VISIT

When you say 'filled' do you mean there are some capybaras in it, or that it is literally a river of capybaras?

either way I want to come visit and eat their delicious capybara meat

there are a LOT of capybaras. but the city ones are not good to eat, they carry diseases. but there are some near grandpa's house, so yeah, come visit anytime, I'll see if I can get some. I have a friend who cooks really well, maybe we could make a stew. or we could invite Greyr too, I hear he is a badass chef.