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How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 20:09
by Pollen_Golem
I find a lot of people referring to this god or that as 'she'. For me though, they hold a particularly male archetype. So maybe anyone with a predilection to imagine women can explain? And anyone who doesn't either.

Re: How do you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 20:13
by Pollen_Golem
Anyway this is my sexing:

Females
Elyvilon - The name, it is so much like a portmanteau of Ellie, Eve, and Eileen. Spell it backwards and Nolivyle would be totally a dude.
Sif Muna - Again because of the feminine name. It could have been Mr. Sif Muno or Mr. Sif Manu, but no we can't have that.
Fedhas - I just find it odd to even entertain the possibility that the god of nature and fertility is male. Although those active blastysites are a admittedly a potent symbol of masculine virility.
Ru - Just because aura of power is so much like aura of nagging.

Males
everybody else

Re: How do you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 20:13
by archaeo
Gods in Crawl have no gender. Anyone using gendered pronouns to refer to them is technically incorrect.

Edited to add:

Pollen_Golem wrote:Ru - Just because aura of power is so much like aura of nagging.

Classy!

Re: How do you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 20:44
by Bloax
>crawl
>genders
pick one

Re: How do you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 20:55
by Sar
Uniques are gendered though.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:09
by Arrhythmia
thread's title made me expect quite a bit more fanfiction OP

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:14
by scorpionwarrior
Pollen_Golem wrote:So maybe anyone with a predilection to imagine women can explain? And anyone who doesn't either.


It seems like a lot of people associate nature/passiveness/healing as female so everyone says "she" with fedhas or elyvilon, but these discussions are always really dumb anyways (gods are free of the cultural and physical restraints that cause men and women to act differently, so gender is a nonissue for them. Or at least that's how I like to look at it)

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:15
by n1000
very carefully

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:20
by Sar
scorpionwarrior wrote:gods are free of the cultural and physical restraints that cause men and women to act differently, so gender is a nonissue for them

Actually now that I think of it gods in pantheistic religions often show some very human traits - they can be wrathful, petty, lustful, they also usually have genders.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:42
by all before
appropriate pronouns for crawl gods: she, he, it, they, zhe, etc.

inappropriate pronouns for crawl gods: ones you imagine refer to an actual gender the god has.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:45
by duvessa
minmay wrote:i had a dream that i was in a romantic relationship with sif muna and that vehumet was her sister and vehumet had a crush on me but i really hated her and so did sif so we decied to play a prank on vehumet where i pretended to break up with sif and approached vehumet but then i went zin instead and then i switched back to sif (no zin wrath) vehumet was crying at this point and sif and i thought it was hilarious it was a pretty good dream

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:53
by bcadren
I call them all she. Suppose in DoNX; they'll all actually have genders, but in crawl they don't.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th April 2015, 21:59
by nicolae
god genders are rolled randomly at the start of each new game

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 00:13
by Berder
Well, going by various gender stereotypes, these are my impressions:

Ashenzari - I think of Ash as male. Ash is sometimes a male name, e.g. "Ash Williams."
Beogh - obsessed with blood and destruction, seems male
Chei - I think of Chei as female. The name "Chei" sounds feminine to me.
Dithmenos - male, because most ninjas are portrayed as male
Elyvilon - caring, healing female
Fedhas - neuter. Cares only about plants, so doesn't strike me as having any human qualities. Fedhas is a sentient plant.
Gozag - male greedy banker
Jiyva - neuter, because it's a formless jelly. No human qualities.
Kiku - evil and violent, male
Lugonu - "Lucy" is female.
Makhleb - evil and violent, male
Nemelex - most trickster gods are male, like Loki
Okawaru - heroic feats of violence, seems male
Qazlal - neuter. I think of Qazlal as like a sentient storm
Ru - neuter. Ru is beyond our reality and thus very far from human
Sif - female
Trog - rage and destruction, male
Vehumet - explosions and destruction, male
Xom - male, because Xom is a trickster like Nemelex
Yred - a neutered corpse. Yred is like the Jiyva or Fedhas of the grave. Yred opposes holy beings, "prefers corpses to be put to use," and hates "artificial beings" because they are not subject to death. These attributes make me think Yred genuinely cares for the well-being of the undead, and is their protector and advocate. This makes the most sense if Yred is undead.
Zin - strict rules, seems male
TSO - summons angels who seem feminine, I think TSO is female

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 00:15
by Zooty
But how do we get more girl gods in crawl?

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 00:25
by archaeo
Berder wrote:Well, going by various gender stereotypes

I feel like there's a joke about statistics, the !lg command, and sexism here, but it's not coming to me.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 02:02
by duvessa

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 02:15
by mps
kiku is obviously female. Kiku's one of those egyptian cats they mummified and entombed with a pharoah to serve him when he becomes some kind of god of death. But the cat became a god instead. And the cat was female.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 02:52
by ajon
Chei is like father time. Clearly male. Maybe chei followers should grow progressively longer white beards as they gain piety to reflect this.
Kiku... bring me a corpse woman... yeah female.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 03:44
by Pollen_Golem
Berder wrote:Well, going by various gender stereotypes, these are my impressions:

Ashenzari - I think of Ash as male.
Dithmenos - male, because most ninjas are portrayed as male
Ru - neuter. Ru is beyond our reality and thus very far from human
Vehumet - explosions and destruction, male


Ashenzari - obviously male, there's be less to shackle if Ash was female.
Dithmenos - also because it's not Dithwomenos
Ru - why of course a neuter, who wouldn't sacrifice sex for power, Nethack players aside?
Vehumet - the Michael Bay of crawl

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 03:53
by Eyesburn
ajon wrote:Chei is like father time. Clearly male. Maybe chei followers should grow progressively longer white beards as they gain piety to reflect this.
Shouldn't chei followers stop ageing ? Or at least ageing at slower rate, so beard is growing slower
ajon wrote:Kiku... bring me a corpse woman... yeah female.
:D

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 03:58
by Siegurt
The question is not how *I* would sex the gods,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6BtpIzIiM
it's how would *Color Me Badd* sex the gods?

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 04:29
by treerex5
Berder wrote:[codeWell, going by various gender stereotypes, these are my impressions:

Ashenzari - I think of Ash as male. Ash is sometimes a male name, e.g. "Ash Williams."
Beogh - obsessed with blood and destruction, seems male
Chei - I think of Chei as female. The name "Chei" sounds feminine to me.
Dithmenos - male, because most ninjas are portrayed as male
Elyvilon - caring, healing female
Fedhas - neuter. Cares only about plants, so doesn't strike me as having any human qualities. Fedhas is a sentient plant.
Gozag - male greedy banker
Jiyva - neuter, because it's a formless jelly. No human qualities.
Kiku - evil and violent, male
Lugonu - "Lucy" is female.
Makhleb - evil and violent, male
Nemelex - most trickster gods are male, like Loki
Okawaru - heroic feats of violence, seems male
Qazlal - neuter. I think of Qazlal as like a sentient storm
Ru - neuter. Ru is beyond our reality and thus very far from human
Sif - female
Trog - rage and destruction, male
Vehumet - explosions and destruction, male
Xom - male, because Xom is a trickster like Nemelex
Yred - a neutered corpse. Yred is like the Jiyva or Fedhas of the grave. Yred opposes holy beings, "prefers corpses to be put to use," and hates "artificial beings" because they are not subject to death. These attributes make me think Yred genuinely cares for the well-being of the undead, and is their protector and advocate. This makes the most sense if Yred is undead.
Zin - strict rules, seems male
TSO - summons angels who seem feminine, I think TSO is female][/code]


Ashenzari - Male
Beogh - Male (like some fanatic guy who your mommy tells you to stay away from)
Chei - Male (Either a very talented warrior who dislikes work or a fat lazy slob)
Dithmenos - Male
Elyvilon - Female
Fedhas - Male (tree hugger hippy, not that tree hugging's bad)
Gozag - male greedy banker YES
Jiyva - Female/Male (changes genders at will)
Kiku - Male
Lugonu - Male (yeah, yeah, idc about the whole "lucy" thing)
Makhleb - Male
Nemelex - Male (gambling man) (Ocean's 11?)
Okawaru - Female (think Sif (the asgardian), has more finesse and subtlety than Thor (trog))
Qazlal - Slightly disturbed male
Ru - If I type the gender, I may become too awakened for my own good
Sif - Female (think Granger)
Trog - male
Vehumet - male
Xom - Weird Al Yankovic gone wild
Yred - Male
Zin - Male

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 04:47
by moocowmoocow
Siegurt wrote:The question is not how *I* would sex the gods,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6BtpIzIiM
it's how would *Color Me Badd* sex the gods?


Oh man that was my sister's favorite band for awhile. I think that was right around Millie Vanillie time too.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 05:41
by bcadren
treerex5 wrote:Okawaru - Female (think Sif (the asgardian), has more finesse and subtlety than Thor (trog))
Don't you dare use that profanity to describe the Aesir; or by Thor's frilly wedding dress, I will strike you down.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 09:19
by Bloax
Berder wrote:blah

TSO follows a strict knightly codex of honour, maybe even clad in shining armor.
yeah, the knight in shining armor? that's a classic female stereotype

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 09:21
by Sar
it's shining because she's obsessed with cleaning it

typically female trait

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 12:44
by genja64
I made my own interpretation with Paint.

Can you recognize them all? :p

http://imgur.com/hzBFUHX

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 13:15
by Pollen_Golem
Your two ripped guys are nigh-identical. Love the ancient, senile Chei though. "Bah, damn mosquitos!" His altar could as well be a bearded, mouth-agape bust.
And the red devil is... Nemelex?!

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 15:58
by tasonir
Pollen_Golem wrote:I find a lot of people referring to this god or that as 'she'. For me though, they hold a particularly male archetype. So maybe anyone with a predilection to imagine women can explain? And anyone who doesn't either.

It's generally done, or at least I do it, because male is considered the default gender. Gendering things with unknown or no genders as female provides some contrast from all of the historical, default he's, and helps to balance it somewhat. Look at the various people who made a list, and tally the numbers. How many are male dominated? How many are 50/50? Why did no one make most of the gods female? To be fair, bcadren did say they're all female, so I guess that counts as a list, but hey ;)

Although the most interesting part is that apparently everyone agrees that Ru is beyond gender...What you're missing is that all the gods are :)

Why is power male, and healing female?

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 16:26
by dornbeast
In my personal canon, they're beings of such cosmic scale that puny mortal minds can't comprehend them, so reduce them to gendered beings of their own race.

As a result of this, demigods born of (for example) The Shining One may have a mortal mother in one case, and a mortal father in the other. It's magic, okay?

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 17:25
by Sprucery
I've always found the idea of gods having sexes quite amusing. If they are gods, they can surely have all the genitals and chromosomes they want.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 19:45
by tasonir
Sprucery wrote:I've always found the idea of gods having sexes quite amusing. If they are gods, they can surely have all the genitals and chromosomes they want.

Are we talking about george washington again? Because I hear that guy had like 30 god damned dicks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 20:05
by dowan
Well, I would sex them with my... no, nevermind...

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 20:46
by BobIsDead
genja64 wrote:I made my own interpretation with Paint.

Can you recognize them all? :p

http://imgur.com/hzBFUHX


Lemme see... (spoilered because it's quite long)

Spoiler: show
Veiled Lady... Lugonu
Big Brute... Beogh
Crying Child... Xom
Bound Blonde... Ash
Dark Thingy... Dith
Armoured Guy... Okawaru
Slime... Jiyva
Throned Skelington... Kiku
Smiling Blonde... Fedhas
Old Lady... Sif
Scales... Ru
Reaper... Yred
Horned Brute... Makhleb
Old Sorcerer... Vehumet
Coin... Gozag
Card Demon... Nemelex
White Hair... Zin
Black Crown... Trog
Old Man... Chei
Lazily Drawn Girl... Elyvilon
Cross Dude... Shining One
Whirlwind... Qazlal


Fairly sure I've got about a third of these wrong. In my defence (and yours) many of these gods are hard to convey in simple pictoral form.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 21:12
by Pollen_Golem
Would be so cool if there was a rare vault in the Abyss with Lugonu in it based on genja's drawing, so you could commit direct deicide.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 21:14
by genja64
Haha Amazingly well :)

"Lazily Drawn Girl... Elyvilon"- Top Notch analysis, hahaha

To the others
Spoiler: show
The 2 ripped guys as Pollen_Golem identified them are TSO and Zin
I imagine them as Brothers.

My other theory is that Xom is secretly Zins and Lugonus child,
Zin collects 10% of your money to pay Child Support.

The Guy with the Cross over Water is Beogh,
While the Big Brute is Trog.

The Skelleton is Yred and the Reaper is Kiku
(actually now that i see him as a "reaper" the distinction between the 2 is really badly done on my part,
i gave him horns to make him the Demon Lord of Necromancy tho :) )

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Monday, 27th April 2015, 21:36
by Pollen_Golem
irreconcilable differences, eh. Lol, spite-powered divine abilities.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 00:38
by Hirsch I
it is quite depressing when Duvessa posts a Minmay Dream, but you already heard this one. maybe I'm spending too much time around here.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 01:15
by Blobbo
The only clearly gendered one is Sif: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sif

Image

Or if you prefer:
Image

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 08:18
by cerealjynx
Not one mention of Jivya; who is obviously genderfluid.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 17:51
by Lasty
This thread is pointless. You don't sex gods. Gods sex you.

This thread does, however, serve as a pretty good map to which stereotypes are embraced by which posters.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 18:13
by Elystan
It's strange because until I learned that most people think of Sif as female they were male in my mind.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 18:18
by mps
Lasty wrote:This thread is pointless. You don't sex gods. Gods sex you.

This thread does, however, serve as a pretty good map to which stereotypes are embraced by which posters.


Yeah, I felt smugly superior reading this thread too.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 18:40
by wheals
Lasty wrote:This thread does, however, serve as a pretty good map to which stereotypes are embraced by which posters.

Well, duh? I assumed that was the point, since I don't know what other basis for a list could you use.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 19:03
by Bloax
Lasty wrote:This thread does, however, serve as a pretty good map to which stereotypes are embraced by which posters.

maybe you should perform a political cleansing then ;)

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 19:08
by Lasty
wheals wrote:
Lasty wrote:This thread does, however, serve as a pretty good map to which stereotypes are embraced by which posters.

Well, duh? I assumed that was the point, since I don't know what other basis for a list could you use.

Awright, fair point. What I really meant was this: It makes me sad and uncomfortable when I see the sorts of stereotypes many members of the community openly subscribe to, in part because I feel it makes the community a less welcoming place for people who don't conform to those stereotypes. I feel uncomfortable enough about it that I feel the need to say something dissenting, but I made the mistake of initially doing so via snark rather than saying it directly.

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 19:25
by Bloax
Yes, your intolerance of stereotypes was rather clear when you helped spearhead an allergic reaction against imaginary fishmen that had a stereotypical gender-categorized social structure.

It's good that you're on the devteam now, so that you can bear the torch against whatever remains of such disastrous cultural and literary references crawl has.
no i don't have anything against literary dictatorship what are you talking about

oh and
viewtopic.php?p=155802#p155802
rip

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 19:27
by Arrhythmia
Bloax wrote:Yes, your intolerance of stereotypes was rather clear when you helped spearhead an allergic reaction against imaginary fishmen that had a stereotypical gender-categorized social structure.

It's good that you're on the devteam now, so that you can bear the torch against whatever remains of such disastrous cultural and literary references crawl has.
no i don't have anything against literary dictatorship what are you talking about

oh and
viewtopic.php?p=155802#p155802
rip


many things are more important than video games

Re: How would you sex the gods?

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 19:37
by Greyr
women give me the squall.