## The Inevitable Useless Information Topic

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### The Inevitable Useless Information Topic

This is the world's largest prime number at the moment.
This is what happens when you try to paste the world's largest prime number on the forums:
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The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means (in just the english language)

F O U R
1 2 3 4
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If you pick a number between 1 and 10, multiply it by 9, and then add the digits together (18 = 1+8 = 9), the answer will always be 9.
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treerex5 wrote:The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means

F O U R
1 2 3 4

Not true: 3 = tre, 5 = viisi/cinco, for example.
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treerex5 wrote:If you pick a number between 1 and 10, multiply it by 9, and then add the digits together (18 = 1+8 = 9), the answer will always be 9.

Do the digits in 9e add up to 9? Or 9Pi? 26/3 * 9?

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treerex5 wrote:The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means

F O U R
1 2 3 4

In danish, 3 is 'tre' and 2 is 'to' and 4 is 'fire'.

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there are only 38 known emperor penguin colonies, detectable by red guano streaks on satellite pictures, and which was found out by the first ornithological study that can confidently say it looked at the whole population of a species at once, previous predictions in the 90s estimated the number of colonies to be 32 (though at least 1 of these 32 has been lost due to the ice receding)

emperor penguins swallow stones (as ballast, and/or to help them digest hard food), finding these stones during dissections allowed researchers to predict the existence of antartica before it was ever seen

emperor penguins usually wait for 2-3 years following sexual maturity before breeding

el nino can wipe out ~70% of the galapagos penguin population when it occurs

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### Re: The Inevitable Useless Information Topic

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
is nine squared and not a bit more.

( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0

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daggaz wrote:
treerex5 wrote:The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means

F O U R
1 2 3 4

In danish, 3 is 'tre' and 2 is 'to' and 4 is 'fire'.

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daggaz wrote:
treerex5 wrote:The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means

F O U R
1 2 3 4

In danish, 3 is 'tre' and 2 is 'to' and 4 is 'fire'.

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think of the biggest poop youve ever taken. you know for a fact that you can fit that much stuff in your ass. so really, theres nothing to be afraid of at all

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duvessa wrote:think of the biggest poop youve ever taken. you know for a fact that you can fit that much stuff in your ass. so really, theres nothing to be afraid of at all

...

Its rarely a question of dimensions, so much as direction of travel.
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with training, you can fit a stack of CDs in your butthole without hurting yourself. you would be surprised about how versatile the human asshole is.
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mr hands died though

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Sar wrote:mr hands died though

yeah, well, he never took a shit that big, did he?
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I'm afraid we might never know now!

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mr hands?
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oh, yeah, this guy. I never knew he was called Mr Hands, though. in his case, the problem was the sudden insertion of a big long horse cock on his colon. the length, not the width.
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Well this is a terrible thread too I guess, huh.

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