Slime Squisher
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Joined: Saturday, 14th December 2013, 01:35
Best Ideas Ever Thread
These chunks do not decay, ever. You can't eat em, pick em up, or do anything to them. Enjoy your new floor texture! (%)
Piety decays by 10 points every 150 turns, and all gods no longer accept piety from any sources except sacrificing any and all items.
Player melee now works as it was originally intended: every time you hit someone, it subtracts 25% of their max HP.
Player casting now works as it was originally intended: all spells heal enemies.
Ely now gives you 100 piety, which you can spend and never regain. Also, her abilities have been changed to just 1 heal ability which costs 100 piety and heals all enemies in LOS by 10 hp a turn for the rest of the game. Oh yeah, and by LOS I mean everyone's los, so if 3 rats and you can all see an OOF or something, that monster gets healed by 50 hp every turn. Oh, and don't worry, for *balance* we did the same thing for you.
And we made you unable to quit.
ENJOY NEW CRAWL
Aside note:
These are jokes and not serious at all. Add some more in posts below!
...why aren't you bowing? Stop reading this and bow.