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Posted: Thursday, 2nd May 2013, 16:59Page 14 of 30
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Posted: Thursday, 2nd May 2013, 22:11I'm hoping that my anger will corrode that weapon. I've been trying VpEn of Kiku for a couple months now.
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Posted: Monday, 6th May 2013, 13:56I get Grunt's Profane Halls D:27. It's thematic and well designed along with a great monster set. It really makes you feel like you're storming the entrance to Zot.
cf. Things I hate about crawl because damn if it isn't really hard. I got in mild trouble twice last night. I think I'm going to have to go get the runes and come back later to actually get to the portal.
cf. Things I hate about crawl because damn if it isn't really hard. I got in mild trouble twice last night. I think I'm going to have to go get the runes and come back later to actually get to the portal.
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Posted: Thursday, 9th May 2013, 14:07- Code:
A worker ant comes into view.
Zapping: S - a wooden wand {zapped: 1} {tried}
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - worker ant
Aim: a worker ant
The worker ant seems to speed up.
S - a wand of hasting {zapped: 2}
Zapping: N - a silver wand {zapped: 1} {tried}
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - worker ant
Aim: a worker ant (moving very quickly)
The worker ant seems to slow down.
N - a wand of slowing {zapped: 2}
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Posted: Thursday, 23rd May 2013, 19:42I love it when I fall through a shaft and land next to Jorgrun.
Who is asleep.
And I am playing a stabber.
Who is asleep.
And I am playing a stabber.
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 08:30joellercoaster wrote:I love it when I fall through a shaft and land next to Jorgrun.
Who is asleep.
And I am playing a stabber.
You'd think the bump when you fell out of the shaft would have woken him.
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 08:38Stabbers have extra ass-padding for just such an eventuality....
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 08:51prozacelf wrote:Stabbers have extra ass-padding for just such an eventuality....
Are you calling stabbers fat?
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 08:56Confidence Interval wrote:prozacelf wrote:Stabbers have extra ass-padding for just such an eventuality....
Are you calling stabbers fat?
Yes. It's a proven fact that fat = stealthy.
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 11:47prozacelf wrote:Yes. It's a proven fact that fat = stealthy.
I didn't believe you but then I googled and found this:
Body Fat, The Silent Killer!
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 18:17Exactly! And think about it.....when was the last time someone found Santa when he was trying to hide?
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 19:01Today my SENe bought a quarterstaff and boots from an antique store on D5. They turned out to be pain and running. I outran my zombies and died. The end.
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 21:33prozacelf wrote:Exactly! And think about it.....when was the last time someone found Santa when he was trying to hide?
To be fair, how many people go looking around on the North Pole? I think Santa pays off the occasional scientist with petri dishes and bunsen burners.
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Posted: Friday, 24th May 2013, 22:25He wears a bright red suit at the North Pole. Think how stealthy you have to be to pull that off....
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Posted: Saturday, 25th May 2013, 06:57prozacelf wrote:He wears a bright red suit at the North Pole. Think how stealthy you have to be to pull that off....
Indeed, the Arctic is no respecter of fashion.
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Posted: Saturday, 25th May 2013, 14:00Ultima thule sure ain't ultima cool.
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Posted: Saturday, 25th May 2013, 14:12santa is an ultima tool
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Posted: Saturday, 25th May 2013, 14:39I see you know how to google.
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Posted: Saturday, 25th May 2013, 18:29Of course, whereas I'm sure all the knowledge to which you ever refer is in your head.
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Posted: Monday, 27th May 2013, 13:40I get one of the entry vaults full of moderately tough monsters behind a door (jackals, oozes, a jelly, etc). It's free XP, if I come back in a few levels.
I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be able to open the door, though. Because I stepped into view of the door (with translucent walls), a goblin opened it, and then about ten monsters were all coming after me. I died without even leaving the entry vault (OpWz).
Is this the bad luck of having a goblin spawn in there (though I think jellies can go through doors too...), or is there something else I should have done?
I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be able to open the door, though. Because I stepped into view of the door (with translucent walls), a goblin opened it, and then about ten monsters were all coming after me. I died without even leaving the entry vault (OpWz).
Is this the bad luck of having a goblin spawn in there (though I think jellies can go through doors too...), or is there something else I should have done?
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Posted: Friday, 31st May 2013, 12:12I love it when mummies in Tomb:3 have bow with arrows of dispersal. Bye bye stair dancing 
. Managed not to get killed though.
. Managed not to get killed though.Re: I love it when...
Posted: Friday, 31st May 2013, 19:43Tarp wrote:I get one of the entry vaults full of moderately tough monsters behind a door (jackals, oozes, a jelly, etc). It's free XP, if I come back in a few levels.
I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be able to open the door, though. Because I stepped into view of the door (with translucent walls), a goblin opened it, and then about ten monsters were all coming after me. I died without even leaving the entry vault (OpWz).
Is this the bad luck of having a goblin spawn in there (though I think jellies can go through doors too...), or is there something else I should have done?
It was bad luck. That's now a runed door, so if you were using .13 (maybe .12 also?) that's a bug.
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Posted: Thursday, 6th June 2013, 17:35I love it when I start a caster, but see no spellbooks until XL14, deep in Lair.
Finally, one turns up on the floor!
It's my starting spellbook
Finally, one turns up on the floor!
It's my starting spellbook
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Posted: Sunday, 9th June 2013, 21:45I love it when I meet four Komodo Dragons on Lair:1.
[edit: Haha actually six. What the hey?]
[edit: Haha actually six. What the hey?]
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Posted: Sunday, 9th June 2013, 21:57I love it when Sigmund spawns with a +1, +5 Scythe of Dragon Slaying. On D:3. While I'm playing a draconian.
(Thankfully, I was testing something in WizMode. Still, ow.)
(Thankfully, I was testing something in WizMode. Still, ow.)
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Posted: Friday, 14th June 2013, 14:31I love it when Okawaru gifts me a +0 cloak... AND I HAVE NOTHING IN MY CLOAK SLOT!
In your face, God! Gift pointlessness fail!
In your face, God! Gift pointlessness fail!
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Posted: Friday, 14th June 2013, 15:18joellercoaster wrote:I love it when Okawaru gifts me a +0 cloak... AND I HAVE NOTHING IN MY CLOAK SLOT!
In your face, God! Gift pointlessness fail!
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Posted: Friday, 14th June 2013, 15:49Annonith wrote:I noticed that a lot. He often gives me +0 gift to whatever you I'm still not wearing.joellercoaster wrote:I love it when Okawaru gifts me a +0 cloak... AND I HAVE NOTHING IN MY CLOAK SLOT!
In your face, God! Gift pointlessness fail!
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 03:04I love it when, as a Kiku follower and short blade specialist, I find a +8,+7 quick blade as Lair loot.
Really, a +absurd quick blade of pain eviscerates most of the rest of the game.
Really, a +absurd quick blade of pain eviscerates most of the rest of the game.
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 03:05With +23 evasion from rings, I am invincible!
I am the dodgiest octopode ever!
I am the dodgiest octopode ever!
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 03:47Tarp wrote:I am the dodgiest octopode ever!
That's a pretty dodgy assertion.
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 06:35... when I find Oklobs in a forest, and I have lightning bolt/fireball available. Spell or wand, it's all good!
(Does burning down crawl forests make me a bad person?)
(Does burning down crawl forests make me a bad person?)
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 06:57No, playing Crawl does that.
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 07:33sgrunt wrote:I love it when, as a Kiku follower and short blade specialist, I find a +8,+7 quick blade as Lair loot.
Really, a +absurd quick blade of pain eviscerates most of the rest of the game.
Happened to me on the very first game I wanted to try the pain brand. Pain kills dudes really fast, not much to add.
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Posted: Saturday, 15th June 2013, 08:28I love it when I find Wand of Paralyze, Wand of Confusion, Wand of Invisibility and 2 scrolls of recharge before Lair while playing a stabber with +2 Evo aptitude (Pale DrEE of Ash). It allows me to use Stone Arrow while having the wands as escape option. They have already saved my life twice (vs Black Mumba and lucky Komodo Dragon). Also I felt much safer when luring Elephants from the pack.
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Posted: Sunday, 16th June 2013, 05:59I love it when my second find at D1 is amulet of faith and I am HoPr. 6 stars before Lair allowed me to get as many followers in Orcish Mines as I wanted.
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Posted: Sunday, 16th June 2013, 14:24...when Okawaru is piss drunk
Go home Oka, you are embarrassing yourself.
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Go home Oka, you are embarrassing yourself.
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Posted: Sunday, 16th June 2013, 14:27Annonith wrote:...when Okawaru is piss drunk
Go home Oka, you are embarrassing yourself.
Clearly Okawaru raided the display case instead of the attic...
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Posted: Monday, 17th June 2013, 01:26I enter D13, and hear snorts and the counting of coins. Magic mapping reveals 6 portal/shop entries. I find a pair of shops, then the labyrinth, another shop, then the bazaar. I breeze through the bazaar then defeat the minotaur. The archway is a treasure trove, and it wants a steam dragon armour I could have bought in the bazaar. But that's gone now.
Oh well! I got an artefact rPois ring from the bazaar, and a plain one from the Lab, along with some gloves of slaying, so I can venture into spider now.
Same game, D15, two boots running for 40 and 48 gold.
Oh well! I got an artefact rPois ring from the bazaar, and a plain one from the Lab, along with some gloves of slaying, so I can venture into spider now.
Same game, D15, two boots running for 40 and 48 gold.
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Posted: Monday, 17th June 2013, 01:39minmay wrote:I pretty much imagine Okawaru and Trog as being always piss drunk, and Vehumet is definitely on cocaine, and chei is that teenage stoner who doesnt realize how useless he is, while sif muna is slowly sipping a fine wine and i'm drinking wine too and she's wearing that beautiful blue dress and i slowly put my arm around her and whisper into her ear
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Posted: Monday, 17th June 2013, 17:06pratamawirya wrote:http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 79/e31.jpg
It's "Boy" not "Well".
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Posted: Tuesday, 18th June 2013, 14:57minmay wrote:I pretty much imagine Okawaru and Trog as being always piss drunk, and Vehumet is definitely on cocaine, and chei is that teenage stoner who doesnt realize how useless he is, while sif muna is slowly sipping a fine wine and i'm drinking wine too and she's wearing that beautiful blue dress and i slowly put my arm around her and whisper into her ear
WTF does that mean Lucy's on? And who slipped it to her, Xom?