I love it when...


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Tuesday, 7th July 2015, 21:52

Re: I love it when...

... Deal Four does its job:
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Nergalle is too close now for your liking.
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
Deal from which deck? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You deal a card... It is Pain.
You have dealt Pain.
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - Nergalle
Aim: Nergalle, wielding a dagger and wearing a robe (hasn't noticed you)
Nergalle shouts!
Nergalle convulses in agony! You deal a card... It is Degeneration.
Nergalle evaporates and reforms as a swamp dragon!
Nergalle twists and deforms. You deal a card... It is Degeneration.
Nergalle the swamp dragon evaporates and reforms as a tarantella!
Nergalle twists and deforms. You deal a card... It is Degeneration.
Nergalle falls off the wall.
Nergalle the tarantella evaporates and reforms as a black bear!
Nergalle twists and deforms.
DCSS: 77: ...SpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDAr
HaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE
{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWr
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Post Saturday, 11th July 2015, 18:02

Re: I love it when...

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 G - the +5 captain's cutlass (weapon) {speed, disarm}
 You are engulfed in roaring flames. You resist.
_You block the fire vortex's attack.
 The helpless Cerebov fails to defend himself.
 You cut Cerebov into ribbons!!!!!
 You knock Cerebov's uncursed great serpentine sword to the ground with your
 cutlass!
 You headbutt Cerebov!
 Cerebov is moderately wounded.
_You are engulfed in roaring flames. You resist.
 An uncursed great serpentine sword.
 F - an uncursed great serpentine sword
 The fire vortex is struck by your spines.
_The fire vortex completely misses you.
 You can't wield that with a shield.
 [Y]es or [N]o only, please.
 You start removing your armour.
_You continue taking off the +2 shield "Gaumorr" {rElec Str+6 Int+4}. x2
_You block the fire vortex's attack.
_You continue taking off the +2 shield "Gaumorr" {rElec Str+6 Int+4}. x2
 You finish taking off the +2 shield "Gaumorr" {rElec Str+6 Int+4}.
 It bursts into flame!
_F - the +6 Sword of Cerebov (weapon) {flame}
 The helpless Cerebov fails to defend himself.
 You slice Cerebov!! You headbutt Cerebov!
You shall never see my color again.

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Post Saturday, 11th July 2015, 20:15

Re: I love it when...

So I find the trog vault with the moth of wrath and a bunch of critters and use some random effects wand to get some distance kills. One ends up digging the moth out who proceeds to berserk me so that I can actually kill it and gain over 3 levels in one kill.
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Post Monday, 13th July 2015, 08:58

Re: I love it when...

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25209 | D:14     | Bought a cyan potion for 23 gold pieces
 25215 | D:14     | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in yellow scales (AC +2). [potion of beneficial mutation]
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Post Wednesday, 15th July 2015, 12:32

Re: I love it when...

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You enter the Abyss!
To return, you must find a gate leading back.
Welcome to the Abyss!
Found a leatherbound book.
Unknown command.
Unknown command.
S - a Necronomicon
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Post Thursday, 16th July 2015, 12:42

Re: I love it when...

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 The deep elf knight shoots an arrow of dispersal.
 You reflect the arrow of dispersal off your +2 shield of reflection!
 The arrow of dispersal hits the deep elf knight.
_The deep elf knight blinks!
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Post Friday, 17th July 2015, 19:58

Re: I love it when...

...my octopode fighter has an AC of 24 after clearing D, Lair, Orc, and Elf.
Spellcasting penalties, Armour skill, and strength
15 runes: 2x HuSk, Op(Mo,Tm,Wn,Fi,Wr,EE,AM,Wz,Ne), VSTm, DsTm, Dg(Sk,Tm), MuGl, GhMo, Fe(En,EE,Ar,Wn,IE)
3 runes: FoFi, OgSk, KoHu, SpCj, 2x DgGl, MiBe, Fe(Fi,Tm,Mo,Su)
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Post Wednesday, 22nd July 2015, 08:20

Re: I love it when...

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What kind of item would you like to acquire? (\ to view known items)
_Something appears before you!
_M - a coral ring
_Put on which piece of jewellery? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
_M - a +6 ring of slaying (on tentacle)

  Code:
Orc:4 [:}?*:[?
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Post Thursday, 23rd July 2015, 14:29

Re: I love it when...

Amulet of regeneration
+ armor with +regen
+ powered by death 3 mutation
+ Makhleb
= FUN FUN FUN

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Post Tuesday, 18th August 2015, 02:58

Re: I love it when...

Ok, what should I acquire? I have no hand, I cannot evoke anything, I use UC, I have all spells I need, everything is good:

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rFire  + . .     SeeInvis +     a - staff of wizardry {wiz+, !a}
rCold  + . .     Clarity  .     (armour unavailable)
rNeg   + + +     SustAt   .     (shield unavailable)
rPois  8         Gourm    .     x - +2 hat {Int+3}
rElec  +         Spirit   .     p - +2 cloak {rF+}
rCorr  .         Warding  .     h - +2 pair of gloves {Str+3}
rMut   +         Stasis   .     F - +2 pair of boots {run}
MR     +++++                    M - amulet of resist mutation {rMut, !d}
Stlth  ..........               e - the ring "Vegiedd" {rElec Slay+3 SInv Stlth-}
                                (ring unavailable)


Maybe crown of Dyrovepreva to replace that ring with Shaolin?
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As you read the scroll of acquirement {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
This is a scroll of acquirement!
[a] Weapon [b] Armour        [c] Jewellery [d] Book [e] Staff     
                             [h] Food      [i] Gold [j] Ammunition
What kind of item would you like to acquire? (\ to view known items)
Something appears at your feet!
f - the +3 crown of Dyrovepreva {rElec Int+2 SInv}
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Post Tuesday, 18th August 2015, 07:08

Re: I love it when...

Are you playing in wizmode or did you just hack the RNG? :)
DCSS: 77: ...SpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDAr
HaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE
{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWr
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Post Tuesday, 18th August 2015, 12:30

Re: I love it when...

Sprucery wrote:Are you playing in wizmode or did you just hack the RNG? :)


Just extreme luck, wonders do happen :)

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Post Wednesday, 19th August 2015, 00:35

Re: I love it when...

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109828 | Pan      | Entered the realm of Lom Lobon.
109828 | Pan      | Noticed Lom Lobon
109831 | Pan      | Got a magical rune of Zot

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Post Wednesday, 19th August 2015, 03:50

Re: I love it when...

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You found a shaft!
There is a shaft here.
You fall through a shaft!

118208 | Dis:3    | You fall through a shaft!
You are on level 6 of the Iron City of Dis.
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Post Thursday, 20th August 2015, 15:51

Re: I love it when...

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As you read the scroll of recharging, it crumbles to dust.
_Your wand of heal wounds (3) glows for a moment and now has 9 charges.
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Post Saturday, 22nd August 2015, 00:13

Re: I love it when...

Throwing 0.

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The large rock {=f} hits the mottled dragon!!!(damage 55)
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Post Wednesday, 2nd September 2015, 23:08

Re: I love it when...

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You open the door.
An orb of fire comes into view.
There is an open door here.
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
Aiming: Shadow Step
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f - orb of fire
Aim: an orb of fire (resting, umbra)
You step into the orb of fire's shadow.
You flicker back into view.
The helpless orb of fire fails to defend itself.
You hit the orb of fire!!!!!
You destroy the orb of fire!
Dithmenos appreciates your extinguishing a source of fire.

Go Dith!
DCSS: 77: ...SpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDAr
HaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE
{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWr
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Post Friday, 4th September 2015, 15:37

Re: I love it when...

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You can see [...] a friendly spectral juggernaut
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Post Saturday, 5th September 2015, 01:52

Re: I love it when...

I found a ponderous plate mail, a shield, a +2 pair of boots, and a +2 weapon during floors 1 and 2, so my demigod wanderer had 24AC and 9SH entering floor3.

I auto explored to a room with 2 orc priests, read teleport, pressed s, quaffed un-id potion (was might), died.

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Post Sunday, 6th September 2015, 21:41

Re: I love it when...

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You visited 4 bazaars.

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Post Thursday, 10th September 2015, 14:23

Re: I love it when...

...I'm tired of splatting gladiators, per my usual bad play, and decide to start a zealot.

Sure, a Hill Orc Abyssal Knight, that sounds good.

First item I see, 10 turns into the game, sitting in the Abyss:

the +9 plate armour of the Hidden Vale {*Drain rElec Str+3}

Yes, please! Hail the mighty Lugonu who provides!
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Post Friday, 11th September 2015, 21:18

Re: I love it when...

By Vaults, on a LBlades Be
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 a - [D:13] a triple sword
 b - [Lair:1] a +3 triple sword of freezing
 c - [Lair:1] a +8 antimagic triple sword
 d - [Elf:1] a triple sword
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Post Friday, 11th September 2015, 23:44

Re: I love it when...

It felt like ol' Yiuf's went through the same existential crisis I'm going through right now.

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Crazy Yiuf says, "I wonder if I left the window open."
Crazy Yiuf says, "Oh, this is rather nice."
Crazy Yiuf laughs.
Crazy Yiuf hits himself with a quarterstaff of chaos!
Crazy Yiuf scratches his head thoughtfully.
Crazy Yiuf says, "Have you seen my cloak?"
Crazy Yiuf hits himself with a quarterstaff of chaos.
Crazy Yiuf is killed!
There is an open door, spattered with blood here.
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Post Monday, 14th September 2015, 15:32

Re: I love it when...

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The helpless Lom Lobon fails to defend himself.
 You spit Lom Lobon like a pig!!!!! You burn Lom Lobon!
 You kill Lom Lobon!
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Post Wednesday, 16th September 2015, 22:04

Re: I love it when...

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Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!!
 The 27-headed Lernaean hydra seems to slow down.
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your six-headed hydra simulacrum freezes the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!!
 The 27-headed Lernaean hydra seems to slow down.
_The 27-headed Lernaean hydra dies!
(Mara died offscreen in like three turns just right before)
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Friday, 18th September 2015, 19:28

Re: I love it when...

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 The helpless royal jelly fails to defend itself.
 You skewer the royal jelly like a kebab!!!!!
 You kill the royal jelly!
 Suddenly, the colour oozes out of the stone walls.
 With an infernal noise, the power ruling this place vanishes!
 The dying royal jelly spits out thirteen more jellies.
_A jelly, an azure jelly and a slime creature come into view.
 Found forty-nine items.
 You blink.

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Post Thursday, 24th September 2015, 00:45

Re: I love it when...

I love it when a transmuter finds nice gear and has another option to going with spider and ice forms (dungeon level 6):

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Health: 75/75      AC: 17    Str: 20    XL:     9   Next: 0%
Magic:  18/18      EV: 11    Int: 17    God:   
Gold:   191        SH:  0    Dex: 20    Spells: 4 memorised, 3 levels left

rFire  + . .     SeeInvis .       - Unarmed
rCold  . . .     Clarity  .     B - +4 ring mail {rF+}
rNeg   . . .     SustAb   +     (no shield)
rPois  .         Gourm    .     E - +0 helmet
rElec  .         Spirit   .     C - +2 cloak
rCorr  .         Warding  .     G - +3 pair of gloves "Chut" {Dex+2}
rMut   .         Stasis   .     (no boots)
MR     +....                    (no amulet)
Stlth  +.........               O - ring of flight
                                z - ring of Chaigasm {MR+ Str+3}
Spellcasting penalties, Armour skill, and strength
15 runes: 2x HuSk, Op(Mo,Tm,Wn,Fi,Wr,EE,AM,Wz,Ne), VSTm, DsTm, Dg(Sk,Tm), MuGl, GhMo, Fe(En,EE,Ar,Wn,IE)
3 runes: FoFi, OgSk, KoHu, SpCj, 2x DgGl, MiBe, Fe(Fi,Tm,Mo,Su)

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Post Wednesday, 30th September 2015, 09:26

Re: I love it when...

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16 things, total 9699 gold   [a-z] travel|examine|delete  [?/!] change action
 a - [D:6]   27 gold  a viscous pink potion
 b - [D:6]   30 gold  a scroll of fog (unknown)
 c - [D:6]   31 gold  a scroll labeled YCUYRE YQIEREN
 d - [D:7]   97 gold  a scroll of enchant weapon (unknown)
 e - [D:6]  112 gold  a scroll of blinking
 f - [D:7]  123 gold  a scroll of recharging
 g - [D:6]  294 gold  a scroll of recharging
 h - [D:6]  300 gold  a scroll of brand weapon (unknown)
 i - [D:7]  351 gold  a wand of teleportation (5) (unknown)
 j - [D:7]  370 gold  3 scrolls of summoning (unknown)
 k - [D:7]  416 gold  a wand of digging (12) (unknown)
 l - [D:7]  630 gold  a +3 plate armour of fire resistance
 m - [D:6]  840 gold  a +0 fire dragon armour
 n - [D:6]  990 gold  a wand of hasting (7) (unknown)
 o - [D:7] 1120 gold  a +0 crystal plate armour
 p - [D:6] 3968 gold  the ring of Shaolin {EV+8}


Shopping spree on D:6 and D:7!!!
And I've already found a +1 rf+ plate armour. What am I going to do with all this shit?
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Wednesday, 7th October 2015, 13:41

Re: I love it when...

Okay, Antaeus and I are both at low health, but damage racing him in melee is suicide at this point. I need to cblink away, but my ranged damage is all cold based and won't so much as tickle him so I'm going to be right back where I started, my lamp of fire is recharging, and... wait. Is that a wand of fire in my inventory? How long has that been there? What crazy edge case have I been holding onto this fo--

Oh wait, its this one.

And that's how I killed Antaeus with a wand of fire I didn't even remember I brought. Use your evocables people, it could save your life (and humiliate a Hell Lord)
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Post Wednesday, 7th October 2015, 19:02

Re: I love it when...

I'm an Op and have 7 rings by D:4 oO

I still can't believe this ?!
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Post Friday, 9th October 2015, 20:53

Re: I love it when...

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 Harold the Weathered comes into view. He is wielding a short sword.
 Harold shouts!
 You redirect Harold's attack!
 Harold throws a throwing net. The throwing net hits Harold.
 Harold is caught in the net! Harold struggles to escape the net.
 Found a throwing net.
On IRC my nick is reaverb. I play online under the name reaver, though.
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Post Wednesday, 14th October 2015, 14:13

Re: I love it when...

Double protection !
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hypermopl the Slasher (Formicid Gladiator)          Turns: 1282, Time: 00:04:09

Health: 38/38      AC: 18    Str: 19    XL:     5   Next: 3%
Magic:  5/5        EV: 10    Int:  8    God:   
Gold:   102        SH:  0    Dex: 12    Spells: 0 memorised, 4 levels left

rFire  . . .     SeeInvis +     a - +0 long sword
rCold  . . .     Clarity  .     n - +0 scale mail
rNeg   . . .     SustAt   .     (no shield)
rPois  .         Gourm    .     (helmet unavailable)
rElec  .         Spirit   .     (no cloak)
rCorr  .         Warding  .     (no gloves)
rMut   .         Stasis   +     (no boots)
MR     .....                    (no amulet)
Stlth  ..........               r - +6 ring of protection
                                e - +6 ring of protection

@: not resistant to hostile enchantments, extremely unstealthy
A: permanent stasis, dig shafts and tunnels, four strong arms, antennae 3
a: Dig, Shaft Self


You are on level 3 of the Dungeon.
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Post Wednesday, 14th October 2015, 22:53

Re: I love it when...

I'm an OgGl and have done Lair, Orc and D. The options are Shoals and Snake. I have no rpois but I'm going to Snake. Then:
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You kill the blink frog!
Okawaru accepts your kill.
Something appears at your feet!
Okawaru grants you a gift!
You see here a polished giant spiked club {god gift}.
[...]
q - a polished giant spiked club {god gift}
Wield which item (- for none, * to show all)? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
The +11 quarterstaff "Roasuff" {elec, rC++} stops crackling.
Your hands tingle!
q - the +12 giant spiked club "Kihitad" (weapon) {speed, rPois}

I will never mock Okawaru's gifting ever again...
DCSS: 77: ...SpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDAr
HaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE
{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWr
Bloat: 4: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa

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Post Thursday, 15th October 2015, 23:05

Re: I love it when...

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The basilisk bites you but does no damage.
You have turned to stone.
You redirect the basilisk's attack!
The basilisk bites itself!
The basilisk dies!
You turn to flesh and can move again.

Thanks, Ru!
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Post Friday, 16th October 2015, 22:18

Re: I love it when...

...Mara goes down with zero HP loss. Quaff haste and resistance, apply heroism, throw 7 rocks (5 hits). Mara casts Illusion, Teleport Self and Bolt of Fire (miss).

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Mara, Lord of Illusions comes into view. He is wielding a demon blade of pain.
Mara gestures.
There is a horrible, sudden wrenching feeling in your soul!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel yourself speed up.
You are very lightly contaminated with residual magic.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel protected.
Quiver which item? (- for none, * to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Quivering M - 19 large rocks for throwing.
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
You gain the combat prowess of a mighty hero.
You feel slightly more hungry.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 19 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe
You throw a large rock. The large rock closely misses Mara.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 18 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe
You throw a large rock. The large rock hits Mara!!
Mara is lightly wounded.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 17 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe (lightly wounded)
You throw a large rock. The large rock hits Mara!!!
Mara is heavily wounded.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 16 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe (heavily wounded)
You throw a large rock. The large rock hits Mara!!
Mara is severely wounded.
Mara gestures.
Mara looks slightly unstable.
Ikill's illusion gestures wildly while chanting.
Ikill's illusion's wounds begin to heal before your eyes!
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 15 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe (severely wounded)
You throw a large rock. The large rock hits Mara!!
Mara is almost dead.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 14 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe (almost dead)
You throw a large rock. The large rock closely misses Mara.
Mara gestures at you.
The bolt of fire misses you.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): M - 13 large rocks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - Mara
Aim: Mara, wielding a demon blade of pain and wearing a robe (almost dead)
You throw a large rock. The large rock hits Mara!!!
You kill Mara!
DCSS: 77: ...SpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDAr
HaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE
{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWr
Bloat: 4: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa
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Post Thursday, 22nd October 2015, 05:38

Re: I love it when...

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_The 27-headed Lernaean hydra comes into view.
 You reflect the 27-headed Lernaean hydra with the mirror, and the mirror
_shatters!
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra! x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra. x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra barely misses the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra completely misses the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra! x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra. x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra! x5
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra. x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra. x2
 Your 27-headed Lernaean hydra bites the 27-headed Lernaean hydra! x2
 The 27-headed Lernaean hydra dies!
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Post Thursday, 22nd October 2015, 16:17

Re: I love it when...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of The Lernaean Hydra?

24, it seems.
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Post Thursday, 22nd October 2015, 20:21

Re: I love it when...

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Tossing away (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): Z - 6 slices of pizza
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - deep elf annihilator
Aim: a deep elf annihilator, wielding a dagger (almost dead, umbra)
You toss away a slice of pizza.
The slice of pizza hits the deep elf annihilator!
You kill the deep elf annihilator!
Dithmenos accepts your kill.


Slaying OP.
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I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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Post Thursday, 22nd October 2015, 21:52

Re: I love it when...

WingedEspeon wrote:You toss away a slice of pizza.
The slice of pizza hits the deep elf annihilator!
You kill the deep elf annihilator!

I've wished for a patched that said "This kills the <dude>." for so long. Maybe I should finally build Crawl myself instead of using the package provided by ArchLinux.
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Post Sunday, 25th October 2015, 02:04

Re: I love it when...

There's one thing I love more than any other thing:

Eating a unique's corpse.
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Post Sunday, 25th October 2015, 19:05

Re: I love it when...

I get a caustic shrike pack from a rod of shadows.

and
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Your juggernaut hits the orb of fire!!!!
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Post Sunday, 1st November 2015, 16:22

Re: I love it when...

I forget to put on my amulet of rMut when facing my first Shining Eye in Slime and I'm reminded of this fact by the following message:
"You feel more robust (HP+10%)"
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Post Thursday, 12th November 2015, 05:08

Re: I love it when...

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You pick up the icy rune and feel its power.
3 runes! That's enough to enter the realm of Zot.
Press } to see all the runes you have collected.


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Your shadow throws a tomahawk. The tomahawk hits the orb of fire!!!!
You destroy the orb of fire!
Dithmenos appreciates your extinguishing a source of fire.
The tomahawk disappears in a puff of smoke!
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I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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Post Sunday, 15th November 2015, 13:25

Re: I love it when...

Curare plus Throwing 27 plus +9 Blowgun equals instakills on sleeping Orb Guardians!
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Post Monday, 16th November 2015, 06:23

Re: I love it when...

MainiacJoe wrote:Curare plus Throwing 27 plus +9 Blowgun equals instakills on sleeping Orb Guardians!

And if they aren't sleeping, you can paralyze them with paralysis needles, then instakill them with curare.
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Post Thursday, 19th November 2015, 05:52

Re: I love it when...

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Melllvar's ghost turns its malevolent gaze towards you.
 Melllvar's ghost points at you and mumbles some strange words.
 A raging storm of fire appears! The great blast of fire engulfs you!
_You partially resist.
 You take 19 damage, and have 400/419 hp.
 You feel protected from missiles. You are engulfed in roaring flames.
_You resist. You block the fire vortex's attack.
 You take 3 damage, and have 397/419 hp. You now have 38/39 mp.
 You feel the strange sensation of being on two planes at once.
 You are engulfed in roaring flames. You resist.
_Melllvar's ghost launches a ball of destructive magic.
 You take 2 damage, and have 395/419 hp. You now have 33/39 mp.
 You throw a large rock. The large rock misses melllvar's ghost.
_You block the fire vortex's attack.
 You eviscerate melllvar's ghost!!!!!
 You destroy melllvar's ghost!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 Your life force feels restored.


Killed a tomb:3 player ghost who had fire storm and all the rest of the high level spells in exactly one melee hit. RIP Melllvar...
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Post Friday, 27th November 2015, 22:46

Re: I love it when...

I find PDA on D:7. And I'm playing Fo so I can use it.
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I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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Post Saturday, 28th November 2015, 05:39

Re: I love it when...

Siegurt wrote:
MainiacJoe wrote:Curare plus Throwing 27 plus +9 Blowgun equals instakills on sleeping Orb Guardians!

And if they aren't sleeping, you can paralyze them with paralysis needles, then instakill them with curare.

You don't have to waste paralysis needles. Sleeping needles work just fine.

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Post Tuesday, 1st December 2015, 17:56

Re: I love it when...

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The orb of fire stares, then turns away, jangling a coin purse.


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Post Thursday, 3rd December 2015, 15:14

Re: I love it when...

I was going to comment on their lack of loyalty but i guess they just know better they dont stand a chance.
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