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Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 13th May 2015, 18:21
by argonaut
Another plug for Tukima's dance!

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Donald the Adventurer comes into view. He is wielding a double sword of distortion.
The double sword of distortion dances into the air!
Your double sword of distortion hits Donald!
Space warps horribly around Donald! Donald zaps a wand. Donald is healed somewhat. It is a wand of heal wounds.
...
Your double sword of distortion hits Donald!!
Space bends around Donald.
Donald dies!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 13th May 2015, 19:03
by and into
argonaut wrote:Another plug for Tukima's dance!

  Code:
Donald the Adventurer comes into view. He is wielding a double sword of distortion.
The double sword of distortion dances into the air!
Your double sword of distortion hits Donald!
Space warps horribly around Donald! Donald zaps a wand. Donald is healed somewhat. It is a wand of heal wounds.
...
Your double sword of distortion hits Donald!!
Space bends around Donald.
Donald dies!


Funny, but also lucky that Donald (along with his wand of heal wounds) didn't get sent to the abyss.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 14th May 2015, 15:31
by milo
...you're feeling buff enough to try ?immolation for the V5 entrance and Mennas happens to be in the welcoming party:

  Code:
The fiery explosion engulfs Mennas.
Mennas explodes!


Block that you sullen, sanctimonious ass.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 15th May 2015, 15:08
by WingedEspeon
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
It was a potion of mutation. You feel extremely strange.
You begin to heal more quickly. You feel stronger. You feel resistant to cold.

normaly I don't quaff id potions, but this was an exception. Was playing a chei naga on D:5 with 2* piety (I REALLY need option if things go bad), I had used the only ID scroll the entire game on a stack of 2 !cure mut, and I was suffering form 3 points of rot damage so quaffing !HW at full health would actually be useful.

Edit: Also When I find the scimmitar of flaming death upon entering D:4 as a HEIE

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 15th May 2015, 22:39
by Sandman25
  Code:
The orc wizard points at you and mumbles some strange words.
You are confused.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
It was a potion of mutation. You feel extremely strange.
You feel clever.
You feel stronger.
Slimy green scales grow over part of your body.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 16th May 2015, 14:12
by Sandman25
  Code:
s - a glowing robe
Wear which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You finish taking off your +1 robe of the Archmagi.
You feel strangely numb.
You are feeling hungry.
You finish putting on your +2 robe of the Archmagi.
You feel powerful.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 16th May 2015, 17:59
by celem
I hop down the stairs to V:5 as a KoAs^Nem and draw my legendary Pentagram.
I get a friendly pan lord.
He casts singularity.

Hehe, I wasnt sure how I was gonna fish the welcoming party. Wasn't the issue I feared. That guy wrecked the first waves.

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Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills)
A golden dragon (Vaults:5)
A shadow dragon (Vaults:5)
A vault warden (Vaults:5)
17 vault guards (Vaults:5)
A vault sentinel (Vaults:5)
A hill giant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5)
A phantasmal warrior (Vaults:5)
A deep elf conjurer (Vaults:5)
A shadow demon (Vaults:5)
A freezing wraith (Vaults:5)

..plus a bunch of random bits

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 16th May 2015, 23:52
by WingedEspeon
  Code:
You hack one of the two-headed Lernaean hydra's heads off!
The flame cauterises the wound! You hit the one-headed Lernaean hydra!! You burn the one-headed Lernaean hydra!
The one-headed Lernaean hydra is moderately wounded.
The one-headed Lernaean hydra closely misses you.
You hack the one-headed Lernaean hydra's last head off!
You kill the one-headed Lernaean hydra!

:D :D :D :D :D

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 24th May 2015, 23:39
by thromnambular
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You enter the halls of Pandemonium!
 To return, you must find a gate leading back.
 Searing heat pours from the floors and walls of this place.
 The mighty Pandemonium lord Cerebov resides here.
_2 balrugs and a Brimstone Fiend come into view.
 Found a fiery rune of Zot.
 Yoink! You pull the item towards yourself.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 25th May 2015, 13:45
by Sandman25
Starting a new game, check last line.
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Welcome, Sandman25 the Imp Monk.
The destiny of this world depends on the Orb of Zot. Go down and get it!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Found a club and a scroll labeled SMUGUK DYIM.
Found a staircase leading out of the dungeon.
Currently training: Unarmed Combat(4).
Choose a target skill level:
c - a scroll labeled SMUGUK DYIM {!r}
A giant newt comes into view.
You barely miss the giant newt. The giant newt barely misses you.
You hit the giant newt.
The giant newt is heavily wounded.
The giant newt bites you.
Damage: -7%(-1hp)   hp: 93%(13hp)
You barely miss the giant newt.
The giant newt is heavily wounded.
The giant newt completely misses you.
You hit the giant newt.
You kill the giant newt!
You see here a giant newt corpse.
HP restored.
Found a hand axe.
A giant newt comes into view.
You closely miss the giant newt. The giant newt misses you.
You barely miss the giant newt.
The giant newt bites you but does no damage.
You miss the giant newt. The giant newt closely misses you.
You hit the giant newt.
The giant newt is severely wounded.
Your surroundings suddenly seem different.
Found a fire dragon armour.
A bat comes into view.
You see here a fire dragon armour {rF++, rC-}.
d - a fire dragon armour {rF++, rC-}


Literally first teleport, XL: 1 Next: 8%
Too bad it is not IDA.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 27th May 2015, 22:34
by Sprucery
XL 10 GhGl. I met a TeCK ghost earlier on D:4 and skipped the level (also Eustachio was there). However, I had to come back later to look for the Temple. I thought that I could now easily dispatch the ghost.
  Code:
  8579 | D:4      | Paralysed by Ockay's ghost for 5 turns
  8582 | D:4      | Cast into the Abyss (Ockay's ghost)
  8665 | D:4      | Escaped the Abyss

I thought I was dead for sure. I saw a raiju almost immediately and tried to run away. Of course it didn't work and I had to fight it. Amazingly I won. Then I saw a gateway deeper and pondered for a while whether to take it. However, I decided to check around and unbelievably there was a gateway out just around a corner.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 27th May 2015, 23:35
by WingedEspeon
This was a while back, but... WhenbTrog gifts your MfBe a Vampiric Bardiche in lair.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 27th May 2015, 23:54
by Sandman25
14449 | IceCv | Gained mutation: Your thick and shaggy fur keeps you warm (AC +3, rC+). [bearkin transformation]

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 28th May 2015, 17:01
by WingedEspeon
I have Wyrmbane, Shield of the gong, Cloak of Starlight, Ring of shadows, and randart +10 GDA with regen all of the same charater, and I haven't entered a zig.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 30th May 2015, 16:26
by Sandman25
  Code:
 45929 | Spider:4 | Gained mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. [potion of beneficial mutation]
 45930 | Spider:4 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [potion of beneficial mutation]
 46015 | Spider:4 | Gained mutation: You can breathe flames. [potion of beneficial mutation]
...
 49990 | D:4      | Gained mutation: You are somewhat resistant to further mutation. [potion of beneficial mutation]

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 30th May 2015, 16:55
by WingedEspeon
My MuGl Casts Singularity in GDA and wrecks everything.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 30th May 2015, 20:58
by celem
Decided for the first time ever to knowingly quaff ?mutation on my Octopode in early D.

  Code:
4424 | D:5      | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in iridescent scales (AC +4). [potion of mutation]
4424 | D:5      | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in molten scales (AC +1). [potion of mutation]
4424 | D:5      | Gained mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. [potion of mutation]


Yup, thankyou very kindly.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 6th June 2015, 11:41
by Sandman25
Latest changes to stacks are fun.

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You are on level 4 of the Dungeon.

As you read the scroll of identify {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
p - 2 potions of experience

Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel more experienced!
Your Fighting skill gained 3 levels and is now at level 4!
Your Dodging skill gained 3 levels and is now at level 5!
Your Spellcasting skill gained 3 levels and is now at level 5!
Your Conjurations skill gained 5 levels and is now at level 10!
Your Air Magic skill gained 5 levels and is now at level 10!
You have reached level 7!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel more experienced!
Your Fighting skill increases to level 5!
Your Dodging skill increases to level 6!
Your Spellcasting skill increases to level 6!
Your Conjurations skill gained 2 levels and is now at level 12!
Your Air Magic skill increases to level 11!
You have reached level 8!
You feel clever.


  Code:
 Your Spells              Type           Power        Failure   Level  Hunger
a - Static Discharge      Conj/Air       ######..     1%          3    ##.....
l - Lightning Bolt        Conj/Air       ######....   1%          5    #####..
r - Repel Missiles        Chrm/Air       ####..       1%          2    None
z - Shock                 Conj/Air       ####         1%          1    None
M - Swiftness             Chrm/Air       ####....     1%          2    None


Not bad for D4 :)

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 6th June 2015, 16:32
by Sandman25
Bad day for Grinder with 150% HP.

Grinder comes into view.
Grinder shouts!
Grinder grins, showing sharp teeth.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - Grinder
Aim: Grinder (chance 66%)
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 4)
Grinder is lightly wounded.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, p - Grinder
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 2)
Grinder is lightly wounded.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 2)
Grinder is lightly wounded.
Grinder barely misses you.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 4)
Grinder is moderately wounded.
The zap misses Grinder. Grinder hits you but does no damage.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 0)
Grinder appears unharmed.
Grinder is moderately wounded.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 1)
Grinder is moderately wounded.
Grinder gestures at you.
You resist with some effort.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 6)
Grinder is moderately wounded.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 6)
Grinder is heavily wounded.
Grinder hits you but does no damage.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 6)
Grinder is heavily wounded.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 6)
Grinder is severely wounded.
Grinder closely misses you.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 4)
Grinder is severely wounded.
The zap misses Grinder. Grinder misses you.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 6)
Grinder is severely wounded.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 4)
Grinder is almost dead.
Grinder misses you.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 4)
Grinder is almost dead.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 0)
Grinder appears unharmed.
Grinder is almost dead.
Grinder misses you.
Casting: Shock
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Shock
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 2)
Grinder is almost dead.
The zap hits Grinder.(damage 5)
You kill Grinder!
Your Spellcasting skill increases to level 3!
Your Conjurations skill gained 2 levels and is now at level 6!
Your Air Magic skill gained 2 levels and is now at level 6!
You have reached level 5!
You have gained the ability to fly.
You have reached level 6!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 7th June 2015, 15:17
by WingedEspeon
I find a Manual of dodging.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th June 2015, 00:47
by Sandman25
Bardiche stabbing (0.8 stealth, 26 Polearms).

  Code:
The helpless deep elf summoner fails to defend itself.
You slice the deep elf summoner like a ripe choko!!!!(damage 116)
You kill the deep elf summoner!


This is why Stabbing skill was fun.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th June 2015, 12:16
by Lasty
If you put the same skill you invested in Stabbing into Stealth, you'd get the same benefits as before along with the benefits of a high stealth rating.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th June 2015, 12:37
by Sandman25
Yes, I realize it. I am complaining that new stabbing system is OP, I wouldn't get 116 damage with bardiche there with training stabbing to 0.8.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th June 2015, 14:23
by WingedEspeon
Sandman25 wrote:Bardiche stabbing (0.8 stealth, 26 Polearms).

  Code:
The helpless deep elf summoner fails to defend itself.
You slice the deep elf summoner like a ripe choko!!!!(damage 116)
You kill the deep elf summoner!


This is why Stabbing skill was fun.

I think you can deal that much damage with a bardiche without getting a stab.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th June 2015, 15:33
by Sandman25
That character couldn't. Max damage was 78 vs AC 35 monster.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 11th June 2015, 03:22
by Sandman25
  Code:
 93063 | Pan      | Took an exit into the Abyss.
 93063 | Abyss:1  | Escaped into the Abyss
 93136 | Abyss:3  | Got an abyssal rune of Zot
 93149 | Depths:3 | Escaped the Abyss

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 13th June 2015, 05:21
by dynast
A plan comes together.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 14th June 2015, 02:44
by Sandman25
  Code:
An orb of fire, a death cob and 3 dragons come into view.
You puncture the orb of fire!(damage 10)
The orb of fire is devoured by a tear in reality.


That was fast...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 17th June 2015, 02:26
by Sandman25
  Code:
As you read the scroll of brand weapon {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
Your +11 antimagic giant club {god gift} thirsts for the lives of mortals!
g - a +11 vampiric giant club {god gift}

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 17th June 2015, 23:29
by Sandman25
  Code:
You throw a large rock {=f}.
The large rock {=f} hits the shining eye!!!!!(damage 181)
You kill the shining eye!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 20th June 2015, 22:40
by WingedEspeon
I'm starting to get desperate and clear elf having not found a single scource of sInv all game, and I find this
  Code:
ring "Wemoatt" {rPois rF+ rC++ SInv Stlth-}

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 21st June 2015, 06:31
by Pollen_Golem
Somebody obliges when I ask for a particular victory dance :)

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 21st June 2015, 14:54
by ichbins
I love it when ... crawl loves me.

+11 great mace {freeze, rElec rPois rF+ rC+}
+0 plate armour of the Volcano {Contam rF+ Str+3 Int+3 Slay+4}
+10 mottled dragon armour of Bysuqayn {rn+ Dex+4}
+3 helmet of the Heron {rPois Regen+ Int+4 Dex-2}
+3 pair of gloves of the Iron City of Dis {+Blink rC+ Int+3 Dex-2}

+ robe of augmentation, cloak of the thief, plutonium sword (unfortunately useless for my GrBe) ....

and I haven't explored more than d1-15, Lair1-8, orc1-4, elf1+2.

Hopefully I'm not wasting it.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 21st June 2015, 18:18
by WingedEspeon
When I gat Moon Troll Leather Armour from an epic showdown with a moon troll on my DEBe.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 21st June 2015, 23:49
by Pollen_Golem
ichbins wrote:+ robe of augmentation, cloak of the thief, plutonium sword (unfortunately useless for my GrBe) ....

What? Does Trog have something against those articles?

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 00:10
by treerex5
  Code:
  10457 | D:4      | Noticed comborobin's ghost
  10464 | D:4      | Cast into the Abyss (comborobin's ghost)
  10465 | D:4      | Escaped the Abyss


No. Freaking. Way. :shock:

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 00:27
by Pollen_Golem
That has got to be a Lugonu follower.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 00:39
by treerex5
Nope, following ru.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 00:39
by treerex5
Anyway, it got splatted after I posted that by someone else using that comborobin...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 00:46
by WingedEspeon
Pollen_Golem wrote:
ichbins wrote:+ robe of augmentation, cloak of the thief, plutonium sword (unfortunately useless for my GrBe) ....

What? Does Trog have something against those articles?

Robe of agmentation isn't that great on a high strength high armour apt no spell charater. IDK about cloak of the thief, should still be useful. Plutonium sword is kinda useless if you trained M&F, have a better M&F apt, and have a very good great mace.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 02:59
by ichbins
WingedEspeon wrote:
Pollen_Golem wrote:
ichbins wrote:+ robe of augmentation, cloak of the thief, plutonium sword (unfortunately useless for my GrBe) ....

What? Does Trog have something against those articles?

Robe of agmentation isn't that great on a high strength high armour apt no spell charater. IDK about cloak of the thief, should still be useful. Plutonium sword is kinda useless if you trained M&F, have a better M&F apt, and have a very good great mace.


yup

the robe is good, since in got it early I considered wearing it but clearly inferior to the other armor choices I had.
The cloak was in my stash as well and might have been first choice at some point, but at that point I preferred a +2 cloak of mr+.
Plutonium sword is useless with 20 points in m&f and that great mace.

char is dead anyway.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 06:46
by nago
Cloak of thief is one of the strongest (if not the strongest) item in the game, especially for a melee guy

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 22nd June 2015, 07:13
by Pollen_Golem
An escape hatch generates on V:4

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 23rd June 2015, 03:55
by WingedEspeon
  Code:
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra comes into view.
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
Heal: the 27-headed Lernaean hydra
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra turns neutral.
Your Invocations skill increases to level 21!

And more on that note:
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A lich comes into view.
The lich shouts!
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f - lich
Heal: a lich
The lich turns neutral.
Your Spellcasting skill increases to level 1!
Your Charms skill increases to level 1!
You have reached level 20!
You feel agile.

I'm playing a VS and I would prefere the dex boost to a str boost too! :D

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 26th June 2015, 23:19
by Sandman25
Blind drawing from legendary deck of wonders.

  Code:
125294 | Orc:4    | Drew Focus: Dex increased to 25, Str decreased to 5
125295 | Orc:4    | Drew Focus: Dex increased to 26, Str decreased to 4
125296 | Orc:4    | Lost mutation: You are frail (-10% HP). [helix card]

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 27th June 2015, 16:08
by Sandman25
D1.

  Code:
As you read the scroll labeled UCAFRE QUANU {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
It is a scroll of identify.
Identify which item? (\ to view known items) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
f - a potion of beneficial mutation

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 30th June 2015, 03:42
by Sandman25
  Code:
41817 | Orc:4    | Bought a scroll labeled NELLUMYLAM for 28 gold pieces
41829 | Orc:4    | Identified the +0 cloak of Omisoad {rF+ rCorr Str+2 Int+6} (You acquired it on level 4 of the Orcish Mines)

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 1st July 2015, 13:19
by mopl
  Code:
You climb downwards.
 Found 3 scrolls labeled JOGI OLEHUOSO. Found a stone staircase leading up.
_k - 3 scrolls labeled JOGI OLEHUOSO
 As you read the scroll of identify, it crumbles to dust.
_k - 3 scrolls of acquirement


  Code:
 This is a scroll of acquirement!
...
 a - a +1 executioner's axe of chopping (weapon)
 You finish putting on the +1 pair of gloves of Vynirry {rC+ Dex+3}.
 You finish putting on the +13 crystal plate armour "Ulahif" {rF+ rCorr Str-3}.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 3rd July 2015, 22:06
by Sprucery
... I die and start to think what the next character will be, press enter and realize that I was playing a felid with an extra life.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 6th July 2015, 14:31
by dynast
Flawless victory.