I love it when...


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Wednesday, 30th November 2016, 14:35

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Post Friday, 9th December 2016, 12:10

Re: I love it when...

Best Snake:4 layout ever... Stairdance for free kills
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Post Monday, 26th December 2016, 06:18

Re: I love it when...

The crimson imp shouts, "Remove thy stench, thou grime-gilt elf-skinned mendicant!"

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s - the +7 eveningstar of Foul Odors (weapon) {flame, rElec rF+ rC+}

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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2017, 06:45

Re: I love it when...

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_There is a stone staircase leading down here.
 You climb downwards.
 The deep elf mage shouts! The centaur warrior shouts!
 You redirect the centaur warrior's attack!
 The centaur warrior wields a glowing shortbow.
 It bursts into flame! The centaur warrior shoots an arrow.
 The arrow hits the deep elf mage! The arrow burns the deep elf mage.
 You redirect the deep elf mage's attack!
 The deep elf mage gestures at the centaur warrior while chanting.
 The bolt of lightning hits the centaur warrior. x2
 The centaur warrior dies!
 The bolt of lightning hits the deep elf mage.
_The deep elf mage dies!
 There is a stone staircase leading up here.

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Post Wednesday, 15th February 2017, 03:42

Re: I love it when...

The game is mocking me.

So I was really frustrated because I had just lost my best character so far (DsSu. I got far enough to kill a hydra with my flaming falchion. Sad, I know, but I started three days ago.) I decided to see how far I could get going completely random (spamming o and Tab).

So I survive the first two or three floors, which surprised me, when I come across a little temple. Not the Temple, just a structure with four faded altars and an altar to Fedhas Madash. I decide that I might as well, so I walk up to the first altar and pray. Guess which god I get? Xom. I hit o twice and it says that I am Xom's teddy bear. I immediately (within the next floor) find a cursed ring of teleportation and a wand of confusion, then I meet Purgy, then find a wand of enslavement, then kill my first steam dragon and die. The only way this could've been more ironic is if I'd died to Crazy Yiuf.

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Post Friday, 3rd March 2017, 09:51

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Post Saturday, 15th April 2017, 15:46

Re: I love it when...

With a DrAE that also found the Book of Callings early
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a - a +7 battleaxe of freezing ... You took it off a wight on level 7 of the Dungeon
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Post Sunday, 7th May 2017, 06:49

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 Psyche the Insane Magess comes into view. She is wielding a dagger of
_distortion.
 Found a bread ration.
 Psyche shouts!
 Psyche struggles to resist.
 Psyche gestures at you while chanting.
_You block the puff of flame.
_The dagger of distortion dances into the air!
_Psyche appears confused.
_You barely miss Psyche.
 Psyche hits your dagger of distortion.
 Your dagger of distortion hits Psyche but does no damage.
_Space bends around Psyche.
 You see here a bread ration.
 You puncture Psyche! Psyche is poisoned.
 Psyche is moderately wounded.
 Your dagger of distortion hits Psyche but does no damage.
_Psyche blinks!
  t - Shout!
 Orders for allies: a - Attack new target.   p - Attack previous target.
                    r - Retreat!             s - Stop attacking.
                    g - Guard the area.      f - Follow me.
  Anything else - Cancel.
_Attack! Psyche hits herself but does no damage.
_Your dagger of distortion hits Psyche. Space warps horribly around Psyche!
 Your dagger of distortion hits Psyche.
_Psyche is devoured by a tear in reality.

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Post Saturday, 13th May 2017, 05:40

Re: I love it when...

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You finish putting on your +0 hat of see invisible {god gift}.
You feel perceptive.
Really read a - a scroll of enchant armour {!r}?
As you read the scroll of enchant armour {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
Your +0 hat of see invisible {god gift} glows green for a moment.
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An unseen horror comes into view.
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Post Saturday, 13th May 2017, 09:24

Re: I love it when...

I'm playing a TeBe. Bought bow of Krishna in orc mines shop. In swamp 3 I run into saint Roka and his band of merry orcs right by a sizeable patch of deep water. Fly across water. Load poison arrows. Take down them all with 0hp loss

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Post Saturday, 27th May 2017, 06:52

Re: I love it when...

I get sent to the Abyss by Crazy Yiuf. VpAs. I go bat form, run around the Abyss barely staying alive:

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he small abomination misses you.
Tentacles burst from the starspawn's body!
2 starspawn tentacles come into view.
The starspawn tentacle grabs you.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The starspawn tentacle constricts you.
You escape the starspawn tentacle's grasp.
A sky beast comes into view.
The sky beast moves out of view.
A balrug comes into view. It is wielding a demon whip.
The balrug moves out of view.
Found a scroll labeled VEJO HEKAI.
A red devil comes into view. It is wielding a trident.
Found a gateway leading out of the Abyss.
There is a gateway leading out of the Abyss here.


Yes, I'm saved!
  Code:
You pass through the gate.
Welcome back to the Dungeon!
Level annotation: Crazy Yiuf
Crazy Yiuf hits you with a quarterstaff of chaos!
You die...


I seriously just about fell on the floor laughing. I'm sorry but coming right back only to die instantly was too funny.
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Post Saturday, 3rd June 2017, 07:38

Re: I love it when...

My OpFi of Ash, starting in the 0.20 tourney, already has 3 runes, still looking for statue form (-> "I don't love it when...").

However, he does his job in dragon form at the moment - and stabbing in dragon form is funny.

  Code:
28667 | Depths:4 | //The helpless golden dragon fails to defend itself.  You maul the golden dragon!!!!! _You kill the golden dragon!

Or this one:

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31174 | Zot:4    | //You catch the helpless shadow dragon completely off-guard!  You maul the shadow dragon!!!!!  You kill the shadow dragon!
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Post Monday, 5th June 2017, 01:48

Re: I love it when...

Lol:

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Search for what [Enter for "plate", or ? for help]? okawaru
Can't find anything matching that.
Found an iron altar of Okawaru.
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Post Thursday, 8th June 2017, 09:48

Re: I love it when...

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As you read the scroll of teleportation, it crumbles to dust.
 You feel strangely unstable.
 The blink frog hits you but does no damage.
_The water moccasin barely misses you. The blink frog barely misses you.
 You conjure a prism of explosive energy!
 The water moccasin misses you. The blink frog hits you!
 * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
_The water moccasin closely misses you.
 Your surroundings suddenly seem different.
_You hear a loud crackle.
 Sif Muna accepts your kill.
 You feel a bit more experienced.
 Sif Muna accepts your kill.
 You feel a bit more experienced.

Leaving a little explosive present before teleporting out :D !!
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Post Thursday, 8th June 2017, 09:57

Doesnt wrote:
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 t - Shout!
 [...]
_Attack! Psyche hits herself but does no damage.

That's fun as well. How did she do this?
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Post Thursday, 8th June 2017, 14:04

Re: I love it when...

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 You miscast Blink.
 You are very lightly contaminated with residual magic.
 Space bends around you! You blink.

Blink was actually 95% fail, I just forgot it's *almost* pointless to cast.

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Post Thursday, 8th June 2017, 14:13

Re: I love it when...

stickyfingers wrote:Blink was actually 95% fail, I just forgot it's *almost* pointless to cast.


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fail_severity_to_confirm = 3
        Ask for confirmation when attempting to cast a spell where a miscast
        would cause severe penalties. Prompt if the miscast severity of the
        spell (the colour shown in the spellcasting menu) is greater than
        or equal to the number specified:

          3: dark red
          2: light red or higher
          1: yellow or higher

        If the value 0 or -1 is given, never prompt about miscasts.


Change it to at least 2 if you don't want to cast light red spells.
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Post Thursday, 6th July 2017, 16:42

Re: I love it when...

You are an abyssal knight.
Erolcha banishes you to the abyss.
You depart the abyss.
You banish Erolcha.
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Post Thursday, 6th July 2017, 18:43

Re: I love it when...

Shtopit wrote:You are an abyssal knight.
Erolcha banishes you to the abyss.
You depart the abyss.
You banish Erolcha.

Next:
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Erolcha, an initiate of Lugonu, comes into view.
HOFEMDHeHuReMDHuHOCjDsHuNaCjHuHuSENeGEFEMDBeDDFiHOWzVpVMHuEEHEMoDEHuDDAsHaBeKoAK
CeVMMfWnMiAKTeAMDrIEFoVMVSFiMuVMGhGlVpMoHaWrSpWzOgGlTrMoCeWnMfBeMiSkDrEEGrFiFoGlDgEn
FeNeOpGlHuSuDDArHaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVMHaAMBaEnHuMoHOWnDsWzDDHuDgWnGnBeFeIE

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Post Sunday, 9th July 2017, 07:20

Re: I love it when...

Lots of different feelings in just 5 minutes:
1) Fell down a shaft from V:2 to V:4 - bad
2) But it didn't take much to find stairs and get to V:3 - good
3) But V:3 announced a wizlab portal - bad
4) But the portal was really close to those stairs - good
5) But I entered a teleportation trap while walking - bad
6) But the teleport landed me on the other side of the portal - good
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Post Sunday, 9th July 2017, 07:22

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VeryAngryFelid wrote:Lots of different feelings in just 5 minutes:
1) Fell down a shaft from V:2 to V:4 - bad
2) But it didn't take much to find stairs and get to V:3 - good
3) But V:3 announced a wizlab portal - bad
4) But the portal was really close to those stairs - good
5) But I entered a teleportation trap while walking - bad
6) But the teleport landed me on the other side of the portal - good

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Post Sunday, 9th July 2017, 10:54

Re: I love it when...

My TrCK finds this on D:7:

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K - +5 cloak of the Other Side {-Cast rC++ Dex+7}


A combined +8 to EV and AC, and rC++, isn't bad for a cloak.
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Post Sunday, 16th July 2017, 08:58

Lesson: How to kill things in the dungeon.

Today: sky beasts

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Turgon the Cleaver (Octopode Ice Elementalist)      Turns: 3818, Time: 00:56:59

Health: 33/51      AC:  6    Str:  8    XL:     9   Next: 20%
Magic:  0/12       EV: 14    Int: 18    God:    Ashenzari [*.....]
Gold:   153        SH:  0    Dex: 16    Spells: 4/12 levels left

[...]

I - Summon Ice Beast      Ice/Summ       ##......     43%         4    #####..

You miscast Summon Ice Beast.
You are caught in an explosion of ice and frost!
The explosion engulfs you! The explosion engulfs the sky beast.
The sky beast dies!



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Post Wednesday, 19th July 2017, 19:44

Re: I love it when...

... Properly armed, kobold rushing Grinder on D:3 comes together without getting paralyzed/pained too much.

Btw, how does one get a copy of the recent text combat log from Tiles??

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0.20/Trunk + Yiuf: ImpGl^Oka (3), BKWn^Oka (3), ImpWn^Veh (3)
0.19 DECj^Veh (4), another (3)
0.17 GhMo^Makh (15), OgHu^Oka (5), DDFi^Makh (4), DDEE^Makh (4), HOGl^Qaz (3)
0.16 TrMo (6), OgBe (5), DDFi x2 (3-4)
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Post Wednesday, 19th July 2017, 20:47

Re: I love it when...

stoneychips wrote:Btw, how does one get a copy of the recent text combat log from Tiles??

Your character dump should contain the last messages. The number of lines is controlled by the rcfile option
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dump_message_count = 20
        The number of last messages to be displayed in character dump
        files.
HOFEMDHeHuReMDHuHOCjDsHuNaCjHuHuSENeGEFEMDBeDDFiHOWzVpVMHuEEHEMoDEHuDDAsHaBeKoAK
CeVMMfWnMiAKTeAMDrIEFoVMVSFiMuVMGhGlVpMoHaWrSpWzOgGlTrMoCeWnMfBeMiSkDrEEGrFiFoGlDgEn
FeNeOpGlHuSuDDArHaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVMHaAMBaEnHuMoHOWnDsWzDDHuDgWnGnBeFeIE

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Post Wednesday, 19th July 2017, 21:18

Re: I love it when...

Sprucery wrote:
stoneychips wrote:Btw, how does one get a copy of the recent text combat log from Tiles??

Your character dump should contain the last messages. The number of lines is controlled by the rcfile option
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dump_message_count = 20
        The number of last messages to be displayed in character dump
        files.


I see... For some reason, it's just taking forever to transfer from the online tiles to morgue so by the time I get a dump, I'd have to either pause the game for an hour etc. or there's no telling what else I might have caused to update the morgue.

I mean, I hit dump but I searched the morgue and there was nothing there with the current date yet. The running .txt file was just not it.
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0.20/Trunk + Yiuf: ImpGl^Oka (3), BKWn^Oka (3), ImpWn^Veh (3)
0.19 DECj^Veh (4), another (3)
0.17 GhMo^Makh (15), OgHu^Oka (5), DDFi^Makh (4), DDEE^Makh (4), HOGl^Qaz (3)
0.16 TrMo (6), OgBe (5), DDFi x2 (3-4)

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Post Friday, 28th July 2017, 02:28

Re: I love it when...

Kirke gestures at you while chanting.
_Your neqoxec evaporates and reforms as a hell hog!
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neqoxec (3) | Spd: 10 | HD: 6 | HP: 23-42 | AC/EV: 4/12 | Dam: 15 | demonic, doors, evil, lev | Res: magic(40), poison, rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy++, silver | XP: 181 | Sp: malmutate [!sil], brain feed [!sil], sum.minor demon [!sil] | Sz: Medium | Int: normal.

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hell hog (h) | Spd: 14 | HD: 11 | HP: 46-76 | AC/EV: 2/9 | Dam: 20 | demonic | Res: magic(40), rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy++ | Chunks: poison | XP: 830 | Sp: sticky flame (3d5) [!AM, !sil] | Sz: Medium | Int: animal.
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Post Friday, 28th July 2017, 15:19

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I see... For some reason, it's just taking forever to transfer from the online tiles to morgue so by the time I get a dump, I'd have to either pause the game for an hour etc. or there's no telling what else I might have caused to update the morgue.

I mean, I hit dump but I searched the morgue and there was nothing there with the current date yet. The running .txt file was just not it.

Hmm, when you hit '#', do you not get an immediate link to an up-to-date dump in the chat box?

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Post Tuesday, 1st August 2017, 18:52

Re: I love it when...

When Okawaru smiles upon your mace-wielding naga and decides to gift you the +12 dire flail of Magnificence {drain, +Fly rElec Dex-4 Stlth+} on D:8.

Oh, no! Not Dex-4! Totally unusable.

EDIT: On D:11, feeling as if the dire flail is thoroughly inadequate, Oka then decides that you need the +11 great mace of the Final Decision (weapon) {freeze, MP+9 Int+4 Stlth+} in your life. That -4 dexterity just will not do.

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Post Friday, 4th August 2017, 20:59

Re: I love it when...

On D:1, you try-id a +6 ring of slaying
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Post Saturday, 5th August 2017, 15:06

Re: I love it when...

When Xom drops 2384 gold pieces total on your head by D:3.

He's probably going to kill me horribly eventually, but at least I'll die rich!

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Post Tuesday, 8th August 2017, 03:18

Re: I love it when...

I love getting claws as a demonspawn. You're not as strong or unkillable as a troll, but you still get a fantastic bonus to your unarmed damage and I find it to be a bit more fun to play because you have significantly wider equipment options, plus whatever other mutations you end up getting.

I wish monstrous wasn't so rare and unpredictable. I've always wanted to roll an unarmed start and get it, but you just can't plan for it.

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Post Tuesday, 8th August 2017, 04:50

Re: I love it when...

You know UC doesn't affect aux attacks, dont you?
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Post Tuesday, 8th August 2017, 16:05

Re: I love it when...

Yeah. I just like the idea, assuming claws are part of the package. I always wanted to win a halfling death knight before DK was removed for the same reason. Coolness factor.
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Post Tuesday, 8th August 2017, 23:01

Re: I love it when...

UC does have a fast attack rate at high skill and takes advantage of the monstrous claws though.
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Post Tuesday, 15th August 2017, 15:32

Re: I love it when...

I love it when i have this gear before lair:

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 Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.20.1-1-g8b1a95d (webtiles) character file.

Monsterracer the Zephyrmancer (TeAE)               Turns: 11164, Time: 00:36:27

Health: 61/64      AC: 13    Str: 14    XL:     11   Next: 35%
Magic:  20/21      EV: 14    Int: 26    God:    Vehumet [***...]
Gold:   401        SH:  0    Dex: 23    Spells: 4/22 levels left

rFire    + . .     SeeInvis +   a - staff of conjuration
rCold    . . .     Gourm    .   (no shield)
rNeg     + . .     Faith    .   B - +4 scale mail "Qyxaonue" {rElec}
rPois    +         Spirit   .   (helmet restricted)
rElec    +         Reflect  .   y - +2 cloak
rCorr    .         Harm     .   (no gloves)
MR       ++...                  (boots unavailable)
Stlth    +.........             r - amulet "Xilu Add" {RegenMP rF+ rN+ MR++ SInv}
Regen    0.2/turn               t - ring "Otiluemp" {rPois Str+4 Int+4 Dex+5}
MPRegen  0.3/turn               e - ring "Bur Ofuj" {+Fly Int+4 Dex+4}

@: no status effects
A: beak, talons 3, able to fly 1
a: Fly, Renounce Religion, Evoke Flight


You are on level 8 of the Dungeon.
You worship Vehumet.
Vehumet is most pleased with you.
You are very hungry.

You have visited 2 branches of the dungeon, and seen 9 of its levels.
You have also visited: Bailey.

You have collected 401 gold pieces.

Inventory:

Hand Weapons
 b - a +4 quarterstaff of chaos
Armour
 u - a +2 leather armour of fire resistance
 y - a +2 cloak (worn)
 B - the +4 scale mail "Qyxaonue" (worn) {rElec}
   (You found it on level 8 of the Dungeon)   
   
   It insulates you from electricity.
Magical Staves
 a - an uncursed staff of conjuration (weapon)
Jewellery
 e - the ring "Bur Ofuj" (right hand) {+Fly Int+4 Dex+4}
   (You found it on level 4 of the Dungeon)   
   
   [ring of intelligence]
   
   It affects your intelligence (+4).
   It affects your dexterity (+4).
   It lets you fly.
 j - the ring of Goyh {rC+ rN+}
   (You took it off an orc wizard on level 8 of the Dungeon)   
   
   [ring of positive energy]
   
   It protects you from cold.
   It protects you from negative energy.
 r - the amulet "Xilu Add" (around neck) {RegenMP rF+ rN+ MR++ SInv}
   (You took it off an orc on level 8 of the Dungeon)   
   
   [amulet of magic regeneration]
   
   It increases your magic regeneration.
   It protects you from fire.
   It protects you from negative energy.
   It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments.
   It lets you see invisible.
 t - the ring "Otiluemp" (left hand) {rPois Str+4 Int+4 Dex+5}
   (You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon)   
   
   [ring of poison resistance]
   
   It affects your strength (+4).
   It affects your intelligence (+4).
   It affects your dexterity (+5).
   It protects you from poison.
 D - the ring "Tuciy" {*Tele rElec Int+7 Dex-2}
   (You took it off an orc on level 8 of the Dungeon)   
   
   [ring of teleportation]
   
   It may teleport you next to monsters.
   It affects your intelligence (+7).
   It affects your dexterity (-2).
   It insulates you from electricity.
Wands
 n - a wand of acid (10/15)
Scrolls
 g - 3 scrolls of blinking
 h - 3 scrolls of enchant weapon
 k - 3 scrolls of remove curse
 C - 3 scrolls of recharging
Potions
 f - 2 potions of lignification
 i - 3 potions of agility
 l - 2 potions of curing
 m - 2 potions of berserk rage
 o - 4 potions of heal wounds
 q - a potion of mutation
 s - a purple potion
 x - 2 smoky black potions
 A - an emerald potion
Comestibles
 c - 11 bread rations
 d - 3 royal jellies
 v - 2 meat rations


   Skills:
 + Level 5.3 Fighting
 + Level 4.1 Staves
 + Level 1.3 Armour
 + Level 6.4 Dodging
 - Level 2.0 Stealth
 + Level 6.3 Spellcasting
 * Level 12.1 Conjurations
 * Level 12.6 Air Magic


You have 4 spell levels left.
You know the following spells:

 Your Spells              Type           Power        Failure   Level  Hunger
a - Shock                 Conj/Air       ####         1%          1    None
b - Lightning Bolt        Conj/Air       #######...   1%          5    #####..
c - Static Discharge      Conj/Air       #######.     1%          3    None
d - Airstrike             Air            ######....   1%          4    ###....
e - Swiftness             Chrm/Air       #####...     3%          2    None
f - Mephitic Cloud        Conj/Pois/Air  ######..     1%          3    None

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Post Wednesday, 6th September 2017, 18:38

Re: I love it when...

When the evolution mutation gives me the following :
  Code:
stinger 1, cold resistance 1, fire resistance 1, magic resistance 1, robust 1

and rids me of deterioration !

Edit : actually make that stinger 2
Edit : and int+2 and sturdy frame 1
3 runes : MiMo^Ru, HOFi^Beogh, TrMo^Yredelemnul
5 runes : GrEE^Vehumet
15 runes : MiFi^Ru, NaWz^Sif Muna
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Post Sunday, 10th September 2017, 22:10

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
The big kobold seems to speed up.
Evoking this partially-identified wand wasted a few charges.
 The big kobold resists with some effort.
 Evoking this partially-identified wand wasted a few charges.
The big kobold completely misses you. The big kobold misses you.
 Xom roars with laughter!
 The mass of ice explodes! The iceblast engulfs the big kobold.
 You kill the big kobold!
 You have reached level 7!
 Extra life!
 The iceblast engulfs you!
 Xom roars with laughter!
 You die...
 Xom guffaws!
_Evoking this partially-identified wand wasted a few charges.
 You are now level 6!
 You rejoin the land of the living...
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Post Monday, 6th November 2017, 01:34

Re: I love it when...

Finding a +0 club of holy wrath for sale :D
I Feel the Need--the Need for Beer
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif
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Post Saturday, 11th November 2017, 18:06

Re: I love it when...

Sonja shouts, "Too slow!" at me...

And she's currently 7-9 spaces away and, trying to chase me while already in the process of being petrified.

(I also have Lee's Rapid Deconstruction.)
Some wins!
0.20/Trunk + Yiuf: ImpGl^Oka (3), BKWn^Oka (3), ImpWn^Veh (3)
0.19 DECj^Veh (4), another (3)
0.17 GhMo^Makh (15), OgHu^Oka (5), DDFi^Makh (4), DDEE^Makh (4), HOGl^Qaz (3)
0.16 TrMo (6), OgBe (5), DDFi x2 (3-4)

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Post Wednesday, 15th November 2017, 22:40

Re: I love it when...

TrFi^Ru
  Code:
You redirect Louise's attack!
Louise casts a spell.
Louise is devoured by a tear in reality.
Won (33): Ce, DD, Dg, Ds, DE, Dr, Gr, Gh, Ha, HE, HO, Hu, Ko, Mf, Mi, oldOg, Sp, Tr, Vp, VS; Fi, Gl, Mo, Hu, As, Be, AK, Sk, En, Cj, Ne, FE, IE, EE, Ar; Ash, Beo, Dith, Fed, Goz, Hepl, Kiku, Lug, Makh, Nem, Oka, Pak, Ru, Trog, Veh, Yred, Zin

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Post Thursday, 16th November 2017, 00:16

Re: I love it when...

Getting the poisonous fumes mutation for the first time. Cool mut!
I Feel the Need--the Need for Beer
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

Spider Stomper

Posts: 201

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Location: France

Post Tuesday, 5th December 2017, 17:38

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
Sigmund the Dreaded comes into view. He is wielding a scythe.
 Sigmund shouts!
 You fade into invisibility!

****** snip ******

 You kill Sigmund!


Now how do you like a taste of your own medicine ?????!!??!?!!??
3 runes : MiMo^Ru, HOFi^Beogh, TrMo^Yredelemnul
5 runes : GrEE^Vehumet
15 runes : MiFi^Ru, NaWz^Sif Muna
I mostly play offline or online on CXC

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Post Wednesday, 6th December 2017, 09:07

Re: I love it when...

My GrEE finds a Vehumet altar on D:1 ??!?!!!!?!!??
I thought it wasn't even possible !
3 runes : MiMo^Ru, HOFi^Beogh, TrMo^Yredelemnul
5 runes : GrEE^Vehumet
15 runes : MiFi^Ru, NaWz^Sif Muna
I mostly play offline or online on CXC
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Post Tuesday, 12th December 2017, 09:12

Re: I love it when...

Probably the first time I play with the Warlocks's Mirror which was introduced in 0.18.


18920 | Slime:3 | //The shining eye gazes at you. Your +3 warlock's mirror {reflect, !d} reflects the Malmutate! The shining eye twists and deforms.
"Crawl is all about trial and error" (Bart)
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Post Tuesday, 12th December 2017, 10:50

Re: I love it when...

Enslaving Bai Suzhen to go attack the Lernaean hydra, getting past the 11% success rate (10 Evocations) and the storm dragon unique takes the behemoth down to severely wounded while mostly out of sight.

:P
Some wins!
0.20/Trunk + Yiuf: ImpGl^Oka (3), BKWn^Oka (3), ImpWn^Veh (3)
0.19 DECj^Veh (4), another (3)
0.17 GhMo^Makh (15), OgHu^Oka (5), DDFi^Makh (4), DDEE^Makh (4), HOGl^Qaz (3)
0.16 TrMo (6), OgBe (5), DDFi x2 (3-4)

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Post Saturday, 23rd December 2017, 07:40

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 R - the +7 longbow "Piercer" {god gift, penet, EV-2}
   (Trog gifted it to you on level 12 of the Dungeon) 


I am CeBe with 20 levels in Bows :)
Now I can return to Orc 2 where all stairs are blocked by Orc Sorcerers...

Edit. Died in Orc 2 after getting down and being surrounded by 6 monsters. The only scroll of blinking was unknown :( Probably I should have read one of two unknown scrolls anyway (or just id some scrolls earlier instead of more potions) so still my mistake of course... It's quite funny how my streak is over by literally the best combo in the game :)
And I should have died earlier, I am too lazy for crawl now.
Underestimated: cleaving, Deep Elf, Formicid, Vehumet, EV
Overestimated: AC, GDS
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Post Saturday, 23rd December 2017, 08:43

Re: I love it when...

Blomdor wrote:When Xom drops 2384 gold pieces total on your head by D:3.

He's probably going to kill me horribly eventually, but at least I'll die rich!

You can't take it with you.

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Post Sunday, 7th January 2018, 23:59

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 53447 | Vaults:2 | Cast into level 3 of the Abyss (a deep elf sorcerer)
 53471 | Abyss:3  | Got an abyssal rune of Zot
 53574 | Vaults:2 | Escaped the Abyss

Thanks? Guess I can skip V:5 now.

Dis Charger

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Post Tuesday, 9th January 2018, 11:22

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 As you read the scroll labeled IMPO LOTETO, it crumbles to dust.
 This is a scroll of acquirement!
 [a] Weapon [b] Armour   [c] Jewellery [d] Book
 [e] Staff  [f] Evocable [g] Food      [h] Gold
_Something appears at your feet!
 You see here a runed demon blade.
_y - a runed demon blade
 You hear the crackle of electricity.
_y - a +5 demon blade of electrocution (weapon)

Same level, about 20 turns later...

  Code:
 Found 3 scrolls of acquirement.
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