I love it when...


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Post Tuesday, 2nd August 2016, 00:43

Re: I love it when...

Thats how you set up business.
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Post Tuesday, 2nd August 2016, 08:02

Re: I love it when...

An orc wizard just did a full 10 damage to a character of mine with 14 AC and plate armour on. Confused, I took a look at their monster info to see what was going on; magic dart is capped at 1d8 on the player's side. Turns out they roll 3d4 on theirs.

I feel like I should be annoyed by this, but it's really pretty funny. They seem the type to be dirty, cheating bastards. Can't have the green guys hogging all the fun, after all. It might be a bit nice if the information was more visible, however, given how mislead I was, at least, by assuming a magic dart is a magic dart.

I wonder what cheaty goodness Sigmund pulls for his magic...

EDIT: 3d4 magic dart for him as well. He really is just an orc wizard with a scythe, 10 more HP over an orc wizard's maximum, 1 less EV, and 10 less MR. And he doesn't cast haste. Honestly, it's not very impressive a comparison given his reputation! I'm certainly surprised at how much experience he's worth over his common counterpart.

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Post Friday, 5th August 2016, 07:31

Re: I love it when...

DS of Xom is surprisingly fun.

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You have claws for feet.
You are completely covered in large bone plates. (AC +4, SH +4)
Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+)
Your demonic aura causes spilled blood to erupt in flames.
You resist negative energy. (rN+)
You are powered by pain.
You are somewhat able to resist unholy torments (1 in 2 success).
Your melee attacks may debilitate your foes.
You are immune to clouds of flame.
You have sharp fingernails.
You have very sharp teeth.
You have a pair of horns on your head.
Your skin perfectly mimics your surroundings (Stealth+++).
You are agile. (Dex +2)
You can translocate small distances at will.
You possess an exceptional clarity of mind.
Your mind is acute. (Int +2)
Your flesh is almost immune to the effects of cold. (rC+++)
You have a greatly increased reservoir of magic. (+30% MP)
You are somewhat resistant to further mutation.
You passively map a large area around you.
Your system is resistant to poisons. (rPois)
You heal very quickly.
You are very robust. (+20% HP)
Your thick and shaggy fur keeps you warm. (AC +3, rC+)
Your muscles are strong. (Str +2)
Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful.

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Post Friday, 5th August 2016, 07:57

Re: I love it when...

Croases wrote:DS of Xom is surprisingly fun.

  Code:
You have claws for feet.
You are completely covered in large bone plates. (AC +4, SH +4)
Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+)
Your demonic aura causes spilled blood to erupt in flames.
You resist negative energy. (rN+)
You are powered by pain.
You are somewhat able to resist unholy torments (1 in 2 success).
Your melee attacks may debilitate your foes.
You are immune to clouds of flame.
You have sharp fingernails.
You have very sharp teeth.
You have a pair of horns on your head.
Your skin perfectly mimics your surroundings (Stealth+++).
You are agile. (Dex +2)
You can translocate small distances at will.
You possess an exceptional clarity of mind.
Your mind is acute. (Int +2)
Your flesh is almost immune to the effects of cold. (rC+++)
You have a greatly increased reservoir of magic. (+30% MP)
You are somewhat resistant to further mutation.
You passively map a large area around you.
Your system is resistant to poisons. (rPois)
You heal very quickly.
You are very robust. (+20% HP)
Your thick and shaggy fur keeps you warm. (AC +3, rC+)
Your muscles are strong. (Str +2)
Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful.


JEEZ. About the only thing that could make it perfect is if you got mutation resistance 3 so nothing could take them off.
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Post Friday, 5th August 2016, 08:05

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I had Necromutation, so yeah, nothing could take them off.

Xom waited until it wore off during autotravel to take one rank off my Robust 3, though. But it also cured my deterioration so I could have a full-benemut list.

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Post Friday, 5th August 2016, 08:57

Re: I love it when...

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Psyche the Insane Magess comes into view. She is wielding a dagger of
 distortion.
Psyche hits you but does no damage.
 You are cast into the Abyss!
Found a scroll of acquirement.
Found a gateway leading out of the Abyss.
There is a gateway leading out of the Abyss here.
You kill Psyche!

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Post Monday, 8th August 2016, 04:30

Re: I love it when...

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"dishonorable!" Agnes shouts, as she is simultaneously pierced by my bouncing lightning bolt, my shadow mimick's bolt, my battlesphere and my lightning spire, killing her instantly

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Post Monday, 8th August 2016, 18:57

Re: I love it when...

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You feel a surge of power! The stone arrow misses the anaconda.
 Your shadow mimicks your spell!
 The shadow shard hits the anaconda.
 You kill the anaconda!

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Post Monday, 8th August 2016, 20:06

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this is one attack

arc blade is a very fair and balanced weapon

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Post Tuesday, 9th August 2016, 12:37

Re: I love it when...

One finds 14 scrolls of enchant weapon before their first rune. It allows me to enchant whatever I please to +9 without any possible argument from the little nagging voice in the back of my head whining "but...but what if you theoretically find an executioner's axe? The wastefulness! IT MIGHT ONLY BE +7 AT THE END OF THE GAME, BECAUSE YOU USED THESE SCROOOOLLLLS."
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Post Tuesday, 9th August 2016, 14:49

Re: I love it when...

but what if you theoretically find two exec axes - first a nice branded one and then one of holy wrath?
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Post Tuesday, 9th August 2016, 22:46

Re: I love it when...

I meet Terence in the early game and decide to take him on from the edge of the screen with various ranged attacks, but he survives with some HP before closing in. As he arrives right next to me, he quaffs a potion and goes berserk. However, this also identifies a berserk potion in my inventory that had been hitherto unidentified - thus I counterberserk and kill him.
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Post Tuesday, 9th August 2016, 23:21

Re: I love it when...

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Post Wednesday, 10th August 2016, 02:55

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Post Wednesday, 10th August 2016, 18:52

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW DO YOU GET ONE OF THOSE

I NEED ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW
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Post Wednesday, 10th August 2016, 22:38

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jwoodward48ss wrote:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW DO YOU GET ONE OF THOSE

I NEED ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW

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Post Thursday, 11th August 2016, 15:36

Re: I love it when...

... I start a DrIE, get a white colour and the ice cave with the two ice magic manuals in lair.

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Post Saturday, 13th August 2016, 13:38

Re: I love it when...

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 87958 | Zot:1    | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot
 87961 | Zot:1    | Noticed an orb of fire
 87963 | Zot:1    | Gained mutation: You are robust (+10% HP). [an orb of fire]
 87967 | Depths:5 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [an orb of fire]
 87972 | Depths:5 | Killed an orb of fire

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Post Saturday, 13th August 2016, 13:45

Re: I love it when...

Were you a melee character with some utility spells?

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Post Saturday, 13th August 2016, 17:30

Re: I love it when...

arandomperson12 wrote:Were you a melee character with some utility spells?


OgWz in GDA with Haste, Animate Dead and Warp Weapon, those spells don't care about spell power. Unfortuntely another OoF did this:
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 90299 | Zot:4    | Noticed an orb of fire
 90313 | Zot:4    | Lost mutation: You are robust (+10% HP). [an orb of fire]
 90315 | Zot:4    | Gained mutation: You are frail (-10% HP). [an orb of fire]
 90323 | Zot:4    | Killed an orb of fire


So that robust didn't last long.
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Post Saturday, 20th August 2016, 22:04

Re: I love it when...

I love it when I one-shot a titan with a tomahawk. Dith rocks.
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A titan comes into view.
The titan moves out of view.
Found a metal-bound manual and a pair of runed gloves.
Found 3 fruits.
You see here a bread ration.
Throwing (i - inventory. (,) - cycle): Z - 8 tomahawks (quivered)
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - titan
Aim: a titan (hasn't noticed you, umbra)
You throw a tomahawk. The tomahawk hits the titan!!!
The titan is heavily wounded.
Your shadow throws a tomahawk. The tomahawk hits the titan!!!
You kill the titan!
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Post Sunday, 21st August 2016, 08:12

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I love when this happens to ghosts
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Post Sunday, 21st August 2016, 16:35

Re: I love it when...

Branching into Conjurations as Tm is a good idea sometimes.

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Your hands revert to their normal proportions.
Your uncursed staff of conjuration {!a} unmelds from your body.
Your +2 pair of gloves unmelds from your body.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra roars!
Casting: Flame Tongue
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra is moderately wounded.
Casting: Fireball
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
Aim: the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (moderately wounded)
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra is moderately wounded.
Unknown command.
Casting: Fireball
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
Aim: the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (moderately wounded)
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra is heavily wounded.
Unknown command.
Casting: Fireball
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
Aim: the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (heavily wounded)
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra is severely wounded.
Unknown command.
Casting: Fireball
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
Aim: the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (severely wounded)
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
The 27-headed Lernaean hydra is almost dead.
Unknown command.
Casting: Fireball
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, p - 27-headed Lernaean hydra
You feel a surge of power! The fireball explodes!
The fireball engulfs the 27-headed Lernaean hydra.
You kill the 27-headed Lernaean hydra!
Your lamp of fire has recharged.

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Post Sunday, 21st August 2016, 18:12

Re: I love it when...

You see here 3 scrolls labeled ONILOQ WOSAWK {!r}.
Drop what? 52/52 slots (_ for help) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You drop 539 arrows.
j - 3 scrolls labeled ONILOQ WOSAWK {!r}
Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Really read q - 4 scrolls of identify {!r}?
Identify which item? (\ to view known items) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
As you read the scroll of identify {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
j - 3 scrolls of acquirement {!r}

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Post Sunday, 21st August 2016, 18:32

Re: I love it when...

I love it when I start a thread on a game forum, stop playing the game for three or four years, give or take, and come back to find the thread is still going five years after it started :P

(I also love it when a Hell effect mob is so enormous that in the time it takes me to fight through it, another one has happened.)
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Post Monday, 22nd August 2016, 09:49

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Post Monday, 22nd August 2016, 12:39

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Post Tuesday, 23rd August 2016, 22:04

Re: I love it when...

Natasha zaps a wand. You turn into a one-headed hydra.
Your +0 flail melds into your body. Your +0 cloak melds into your body.
Your +0 helmet melds into your body.
Your +0 scale mail melds into your body.
You nip at Natasha. You hungrily devour Natasha! You feel a lot less hungry.
You feel better.
You kill Natasha!

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Post Tuesday, 23rd August 2016, 22:13

Re: I love it when...

Shard1697 wrote:Image
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What happened? You killed all oof?
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Post Tuesday, 23rd August 2016, 23:05

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I punched oof the fuck to dead

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Post Tuesday, 30th August 2016, 18:26

Re: I love it when...

Awesome zoolike things all over D:4, and a yin/yang Yred/Ely altar vault. I love these vaults. It makes DCSS a lot more appealing than, say, NetHack. Although balance and streamlining is good too...
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Post Wednesday, 31st August 2016, 12:27

Re: I love it when...

I've yet to clear Lair:6 and oka has gifted me

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(carried) a +5 longbow
 (carried) the +11 longbow of Res Nullius {speed, +Fly rPois rC- Dex+4}
 a - [Lair:5] a +5 longbow
 b - [Lair:1] the +7 longbow "Dragonbane" {freeze, *Confuse MP+9 Dex+4}
 (carried) the +8 lajatang "Pooraogg" {flame, Str+2}
(carried) the +8 storm bow {elec}


Jesus probably I'm going to use the stormbow because it is fun but that +11 longbow could be even better

Edit: oh also as naga, after lair:6 and D:10:

  Code:
(carried) 12 scrolls of teleportation
 (carried) a wand of teleportation (2/9)
 (carried) a wand of teleportation (3/9)
 (carried) a wand of teleportation {zapped: 3}
 a - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation (0/9)
 b - [Lair:6] a scroll of teleportation
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Thursday, 1st September 2016, 06:04

Re: I love it when...

Shining eye gives me clarity. yessssss
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Post Thursday, 1st September 2016, 21:51

Re: I love it when...

I'm sitting in the bar getting drunk alone, and posting in Tavern at the same time! Not really crawl-related thing, but still pretty good...

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Post Friday, 2nd September 2016, 00:06

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After Lair, Orc and D14.

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rFire  + + +      SeeInvis +    a - +3 dire flail of Egia {elec, rC+}
rCold  + . .      Gourm    .    d - +1 fire dragon armour {rF++, rC-}
rNeg   . . .      Faith    .    U - +0 shield
rPois  .          Spirit   .    (helmet unavailable)
rElec  +          Dismiss  .    L - +0 cloak
rCorr  +          Reflect  .    o - +1 pair of gloves
SustAt .          Harm     .    Y - +1 pair of boots of Hetzann {rCorr Slay+3}
MR     +++..                    N - amulet "Ruut" {RegenMP rC++ MR+}
Stlth  +.........               f - ring "Gecho" {Fire +Blink rElec MR+ Dex+4}
                                J - ring of Uded {+Fly AC+1 Int+3 Slay+3 Stlth+, =R}

 b - a +6 rod of inaccuracy (14/14) {!a}
   (You found it in a labyrinth)
 m - a +0 rod of inaccuracy (11/11) {!a}
   (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts)


Only FDA was bought (was +1 and identified)
The weapon was acquired on L4 but I don't blame Trog for my impatience, he was great with
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 M - a +5 antimagic morningstar {god gift}
   (Trog gifted it to you on level 10 of the Dungeon)
 T - a +6 great mace of holy wrath {god gift}
   (Trog gifted it to you on level 3 of the Dungeon)
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Post Friday, 2nd September 2016, 01:24

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... the last unidentified scroll is acquirement -- and you see it for sale in an antique shop for $37!
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Post Sunday, 4th September 2016, 20:44

Re: I love it when...

As a Spriggan, when you find an artifact cloak and get all excited.

f - the +0 cloak "Zomeah" (worn) {SInv}


Now that they've stopped permacorrosion, I can't even use it for Slime :D
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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 07:08

Re: I love it when...

(This is also of course the game where you see three randart helmets before clearing Lair and to artifact leather armours on the same floor.)
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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 07:28

Re: I love it when...

Today is the 70th birthday of Freddie Mercury. Goodnight, sweet prince.

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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 17:22

Re: I love it when...

... I find Quicksilver hide on D1...
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... when I am playing a squid. :roll:
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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 17:57

Re: I love it when...

FR: add Squids which cannot wear any body armor, but can wear 8 amulets at once

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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 18:55

Re: I love it when...

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 90370 | Abyss:1  | Gained mutation: Your magical capacity is low (-10% MP). [a neqoxec]
 90371 | Abyss:1  | Lost mutation: Your magical capacity is low (-10% MP). [a neqoxec]
I never even knew it happened until I checked the morgue!
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Post Monday, 5th September 2016, 21:58

Re: I love it when...

...I find a book of clouds after going Qazlal on a HuAr.
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Post Tuesday, 6th September 2016, 07:39

Re: I love it when...

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Your +3 warlock's mirror {reflect} reflects the Paralyse!
_The orc sorcerer suddenly stops moving!

Edit to add this :
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The deep elf high priest utters a dark prayer and points at you.
 Your +3 warlock's mirror {reflect} reflects the Malign Offering!
 The deep elf high priest's life force is offered up.
 You are healed.
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Post Tuesday, 6th September 2016, 23:26

Re: I love it when...

... when you start as MuBe with M&F, get +2 whip of draining on D1 from monster (Mu is immune to draining so I was safe), then you find a shop with a manual of M&F on D4 and soon get +1 whip of electro from Pikel on D4 too.

Edit. And +10 plate armour with rN+ on D5 :)

Edit2. Almost died, only acid blob made me realize something is wrong and leave the level.

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 18506 | Lair:8   | Noticed a death ooze
 18506 | Lair:8   | Noticed a death ooze
 18515 | Lair:8   | Noticed a death ooze
 18515 | Lair:8   | Noticed a death ooze
 18516 | Lair:8   | Reached skill level 13 in Maces & Flails
 18517 | Lair:8   | Killed a death ooze
 18522 | Lair:8   | Killed a death ooze
 18525 | Lair:8   | Killed a death ooze
 18531 | Lair:8   | Killed a death ooze
 18950 | Lair:8   | Noticed an acid blob


Edit. +1 rod of clouds and +7 rod of inaccuracy in lab. I already have decent Evo because I found cloak of Inv before temple. And I found wands of hasting and tele in Lair and Trog me gifted a nice dire flail with rF+. Now only MR is a problem...

OMG. Amulet of 4 winds for Mummy, bought in orcish shop :)
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Post Wednesday, 7th September 2016, 01:02

Re: I love it when...

VeryAngryFelid wrote:Edit. And +10 plate armour with rN+ on D5 :)


+10 is nice, but mummies already have rN+++

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Post Wednesday, 7th September 2016, 01:11

Re: I love it when...

arandomperson12 wrote:
VeryAngryFelid wrote:Edit. And +10 plate armour with rN+ on D5 :)


+10 is nice, but mummies already have rN+++


I meant it was not plate armour of ponderousness ;)
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Post Sunday, 11th September 2016, 00:34

Re: I love it when...

Lair:

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Nergalle stands defiantly in death's doorway!
Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel strangely unstable.
Your surroundings suddenly seem different.
You start resting.
HP restored.
i - a transparent turquoise ring
Put on which piece of jewellery? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel stupid.
i - the ring "Pogagacei" (right hand) {rElec rPois rN++ AC+3 Int-3}


Int penalty does not matter, I am with Chei.
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Post Sunday, 11th September 2016, 00:41

Re: I love it when...

Don't wear-id randart rings, as it might be horrible and have contam or drain.

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Post Sunday, 11th September 2016, 01:22

Re: I love it when...

That's ok as long as you have a potion of cure mutations and are not going to play extended. Drain is not a big deal, we have amulet of harm so I got used to it ;)

That's weird game, I found +6 scale mail with Str+5 and Int+4 so now I have level 5 spells at 8% (grey) and level 4 at 1% on Lair 6 despite Wild Magic and scale mail (as Ds who does not have great aptitudes) and defenses AC 25/EV 20. Chei is OP sometimes.
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