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[TehDruid]

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[Jabberwocky]

So a chunk of rotting jackal flesh works to kill a giant spore without slaying but a choko without slaying doesn't work? Ranged combat is weird.

[Grimm]

Chokos are pretty small. Giant spores (should be named giant floating sporeballs) are giant.

[cerebovssquire]

Chokos are pretty small. Giant spores (should be named giant floating sporeballs) are giant.

should be named choko grenades

[nicolae]

Chokos are pretty small. Giant spores (should be named giant floating sporeballs) are giant.

should be named choko grenades

incendiary choko
fragmentation choko
smoke choko

[Jabberwocky]

Chokos are pretty small. Giant spores (should be named giant floating sporeballs) are giant.

should be named choko grenades

incendiary choko
fragmentation choko
smoke choko

under slung grenade launcher attachments for crossbows.

[Grimm]

(should be named giant floatan sporeballs)

ftfm

[cerebovssquire]

Chokos are pretty small. Giant spores (should be named giant floating sporeballs) are giant.

should be named choko grenades

incendiary choko
fragmentation choko
smoke choko

tear choko
gas choko

the possibilities are endless

[nicolae]

tear choko
gas choko

the possibilities are endless

combine chokos for new effects

[Grimm]

are you proposing chokrafting

[nicolae]

are you proposing chokrafting

it will revolutionize the game

[Grimm]

Not for players who don't care about vegetables. What about them and the fun they deserve?

[nicolae]

Not for players who don't care about vegetables. What about them and the fun they deserve?

meat choko

[Grimm]

mountain choko

[varsovie]

mountain choko

Has been removed because to similar to Hill choko and Chokonautor.

[Jabberwocky]

Deep Choko.
All choko races get are forbidden from worshipping Chokowaru.

[Jabberwocky]

I love it when I have a flaming troll fighting along side me.

[nicolae]

I love it when I have a flaming troll fighting along side me.

Your flaming troll grumbles, "First they cut Mountain Dwarves, soon there'll only be three species!"

[njvack]

Not for players who don't care about vegetables. What about them and the fun they deserve?

Chokos are fruit! Everyone loves fruit!

[Blyxx]

Deep Choko.
All choko races get are forbidden from worshipping Chokowaru.

Deep Choko: reads Chokoefsky

[Stormfox]

Deepak Choko, M.D., the love child of Elyvilon and Fedhas.

[Grimm]

Deepak Choko, M.D., the love child of Elyvilon and Fedhas.

"You've been here many times before, as many different races and classes."

[chukamok]

The game needs chokobos. Though how they got into the dungeon is a mystery.

[Jabberwocky]

please no. That would bring back bad memories that I've been trying to forget.

[TehDruid]

Speaking about Chocobos, I lol'ed when I saw this.

[cerebovssquire]

i usually cry when i see these

[jtron]

Chokos aren't that small. They sell 'em at the grocery store by my house, I should get a picture for the edification of the community.

[Jabberwocky]

Chokos aren't that small. They sell 'em at the grocery store by my house, I should get a picture for the edification of the community.

Are your local Chokos as bland as my local Chokos?
Also I didn't know Edmund could spawn in a Volcano.
And Two quick-blades in one vault. Too bad I was using long blades.

[jtron]

Dunno. Tell you what, this weekend I'll buy one and eat at least one bite raw a la Crawl. Next person gets to try rat (or giant gecko, depending on location)

[Grimm]

Shit just got real.

[snowstorm]

when you come around a shapeshifter in merfolk form and then:
The merfolk suddenly changes into a mermaid.

[Jabberwocky]

Dunno. Tell you what, this weekend I'll buy one and eat at least one bite raw a la Crawl. Next person gets to try rat (or giant gecko, depending on location)

Sheep is pretty tasty a la Crawl.

[Stormfox]

RL sticky-flamed sheep:

Combine 2 parts barbecue sauce and 1 part high-proof rum. Coat mutton/lamb chunks. Cook over an open flame.

(The proportions on the sauce probably need work.)

[Jabberwocky]

RL sticky-flamed sheep:

Combine 2 parts barbecue sauce and 1 part high-proof rum. Coat mutton/lamb chunks. Cook over an open flame.

(The proportions on the sauce probably need work.)

Nah. A glaze of brown rice and kerosene is the way to go for actual sticky-flamed sheep. I am not responsible for any animal cruelty charges brought against you for trying this out.

[Grimm]

Whippersnappers don't know 'bout napalm. Or Greek fire I suppose.

[Jabberwocky]

Whippersnappers don't know 'bout napalm. Or Greek fire I suppose.

Brown rice or Styrofoam + kerosene is napalm.

[Grimm]

Taking a very broad view of the matter I suppose you're right.

[Jabberwocky]

It isn't proper napalm but it burns and sticks to things and is hard to put out so it counts as honourary napalm.

[Grimm]

Oh so now we find out you were bullshitting.

[JeffQyzt]

Styofoam + kerosene would actually be pretty close to Napalm B (which is polystyrene + benzene + some petroleum derivative).

I doubt you'd want to voluntarily eat any sheep that had been immolated with it, though. The combination of residual chemical taste + severely charred organic material is hardly appetizing.

[nicolae]

Whippersnappers don't know 'bout napalm. Or Greek fire I suppose.

I think "not knowing how to make Greek fire" is a pretty extreme definition for whippersnapper.

[Jabberwocky]

Particularly as no one knows how to make Greek fire, whippersnapper or not.

[nicolae]

Particularly as no one knows how to make Greek fire, whippersnapper or not.

that was what i was going for, yes

[Roderic]

when you come around a shapeshifter in merfolk form and then:
The merfolk suddenly changes into a mermaid.

I think it's worse if the mermaid suddenly changes to a merman

[Grimm]

Whippersnappers don't know 'bout napalm. Or Greek fire I suppose.

I think "not knowing how to make Greek fire" is a pretty extreme definition for whippersnapper.

I meant just knowing about, not making.

[nicolae]

Whippersnappers don't know 'bout napalm. Or Greek fire I suppose.

I think "not knowing how to make Greek fire" is a pretty extreme definition for whippersnapper.

I meant just knowing about, not making.

I figured but I deliberately misinterpreted your sentence in order to make my joke

That's the price of comedy

[Jabberwocky]

And I'm disappointed in your patronizing attitude towards whippersnapper's, and their knowledge of horrible chemical weapons.

[Grimm]

There's a lot of ill feeling on the subject.

[Grimm]

Chokos are fruit! Everyone loves fruit!

Took me a while to dig up but here is the proof that you are LYING:

[Skruckets the Bogman]

Your eyes can deceive you. A true jedi master plays with his eyes closed