I love it when...

[Jabberwocky]

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Int: -70 (24)

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Your intelligence has recovered.


...whew.

How did you get that?

[TehDruid]

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Int: -70 (24)

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Your intelligence has recovered.


...whew.

How did you get that?

My guess is, orange statue.

[Jabberwocky]

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Grinder says I used to sell toe-nails on the black market.

Odd former profession.

[Grimm]

How do you think those toenail golems get made.

[Mankeli]

I love it when my char goes agricultural....

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So a very theoretical damage output of something like 2250 per turn . And yeah, nothing was even close of surviving that, did not lose a single plant. In addition I was hitting "rest" on many occasions while enemies were on screen just because.

Edit. typo.

[bobross419]

... Trog gifts my GSC toting Ogre with a dagger.

[Jabberwocky]

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You feel a little pissed off. You vision blurs. You feel the urge to shout.

This is why you don't quaff id potions.

[Mankeli]

... Trog gifts my GSC toting Ogre with a dagger.

At least you could stab things with it but what are you going to do with Oka's +0 animal skins ?

Edit. another typo

[Stormfox]

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You feel a little pissed off. You vision blurs. You feel the urge to shout.

This is why you don't quaff id potions.

Potion of rotgut.

[Jabberwocky]

I kill Mennas at lvl 17 as a melee char without any backup and then promptly proceed to get killed off by a kobold with some curare.

[Grimm]

...I use-ID a wand of confusion just as the line "Day after day I'm more confused" comes in Dobie Gray's immortal "Drift Away". Ah the little pleasures in life.

[Skruckets the Bogman]

A deep elf conjurer comes into view. It is wielding a glowing orcish flail.
The deep elf conjurer points at you and mumbles some strange words.
The bolt of negative energy misses you.
The bolt of negative energy hits the deep elf soldier.
The deep elf soldier is drained!
_The deep elf soldier dies!

[Grimm]

Gotta love elven friendly fire.

[Mankeli]

I love it when my Octopode gets petrified while fighting Gloorx. Luckily, I realized right away what was happening and teleported my poor Octo the f out of there. Checked the bots, seems like a transmutations miscast.

[Amrod]

I like it when....

Playing a Human Arcane Marskman, worshipping Okawaru. Roaming through DL:3
Found 2 Unidentified Scrolls. Id-Read one : it's a !Teleport. I switch on "Heroism"
Teleport kicks in. I pop 2 tiles away from Crazy Yuf (sleeping)
Stealth is at 5.3 under Heroism, Stabbing at 5.2
I wield my elven dagger, move one tile towards Yiuf. Still Sleeping.

"The helpless Crazy Yiuf fails to defend himself.
You impale Crazy Yiuf!!
You kill Crazy Yiuf!
Okawaru accepts your kill"

One-shooting Yiuf with a level 4 Arcane Marksman wielding a dagger will sure make my day look brighter !!!

[Grimm]

...this happens:

[Skruckets the Bogman]

"feeling better" from poison, with 1hp left, and no way to cure it or heal.

[Blade]

"feeling better" from poison, with 1hp left, and no way to cure it or heal.

The code gives the player a significantly higher chance to recover from poison at 1hp than it does at any other time.

[cerebovssquire]

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Wp: a) glaive (vamp) {D:5 floor}

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Str: 22
Int: 22
Dex: 22

[cerebovssquire]

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 b - [D:4] the +10 Black Knight's horse barding {ponderous, Hunger- rN+}
Naga of Kikubaaqudgha ......


qedwuyhczjrgwizmheafgyciznrwzmefbhou7mzobgfsjr hmnvbp6nf eJK6ENgv ulahdsbcsd

[Jabberwocky]

This is something of a meta-loving of crawl but look at this from these forums.

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Arvor (34), Stornor (34), Myrkul (34), Silentwolf (34), Lonewolf (34), Mordred (34), Amrod (34), Baine (34), Naemoth (34)

The number in parenthesis are birthdays.

[bobross419]

When the first potion I quaff-ID is one of the two !cMut that I found right next to D:1 spawn, then find another !cMut around the corner, and an Amulet of Conservation down the hall

[cerebovssquire]

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 This is a plain deck of wonders {drawn: 1} {god gift}.
_You begin to heal more quickly.
_Enter note: :DDDD
 You draw a card... It is the Helix.
_Your rate of healing slows.
_Enter note: D::::


[Jabberwocky]

I love it when I find out that there is a extensive crawl fan-fiction site. You can read it here.

[cerebovssquire]

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 The gnoll shaman gestures at you while chanting.
_You are outlined in light.


I love it when this happens on D:1. I'm not even some kind of Assassin or Berserker who could actually take care of this, but a humble Deep Elf Monk.

[cerebovssquire]

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Here: Milork the orc warlord, wielding the +2,+10 longbow "Piercer" {velocity,
 EV-2}, wearing a +10 dwarven plate armour of ponderousness, quivering 20 arrows
 of frost and carrying a +3,+3 anti-magic executioner's axe (friendly)


Speaks for itself.

[Confidence Interval]

Because why would I want to eat one thing when I can eat 108?

[rebthor]

I'm playing a MuWz and call imp is reaching the end of its effectiveness and Sif finally gifts me a summoning spell. Never has summon scorpions seemed so powerful.

[cerebovssquire]

Because why would I want to eat one thing when I can eat 108?

^f fedhas <enter> pYY

profit

[bobross419]

This reminds me of a Mitch Hedburg joke

[Confidence Interval]

Really? It reminds me of the inevitability of death.

[Stormfox]

...stupid monsters are trailing a fire elemental that I'm performing a fighting withdrawal from in a corridor.

[rchandra]

So I've decided that Pandemonium is not for this character, after several close calls with generic Pandemonium Lords and entourages (summon eyes + distortion brand = nuisance).

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Found a gate leading out of Pandemonium.
You see here 2 +7 arrows.
n - 264 +7 arrows (gained 2)
The portal is a mimic!
The portal mimic hits you but does no damage.
The portal mimic hits you. The portal mimic hits you!

[Jabberwocky]

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buffalo66: are bats undead?

[Mankeli]

I love it when...

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[Confidence Interval]

...I'm playing a Demonspawn Berserker and have the foul stench mutation. I kill an enemy, which emits a foul miasma, and summon BiA because I could I do with some help. The BiA, a deep troll, is generated on top of the miasma. It blames me for the bad smell and kills me. YASD.

[Jabberwocky]

This was coming from D:5 to D:4. I think I am well and truly now dead.

[Confidence Interval]

I think I am well and truly now dead.

Serves you right for using an unregistered version.

[Jabberwocky]

I think I am well and truly now dead.

Serves you right for using an unregistered version.

I don't want to bother either spending 25 bucks on the registered version or 15 minutes to find a different screen capture program.

[Confidence Interval]

Oh... I thought it meant you were playing an unregistered version of Crawl.

[Jabberwocky]

Oh... I thought it meant you were playing an unregistered version of Crawl.

Are you suggesting that my copy of crawl is pirated?

[Confidence Interval]

Oh... I thought it meant you were playing an unregistered version of Crawl.

Are you suggesting that my copy of crawl is pirated?

I made no such suggestion but note with interest that you seem defensive about this.

[Deimos]

When I'm playing a little browser arena game, name a character after a Crawl unique, and get matched up with someone else called...

Spoiler: show

[Tiber]

I love it when I'm playing a DDAK and kill an orc wizard on D:9, and see Leech on his corpse.

I'm sure I will love the inevitable YASD less, but for now I'm just going to enjoy this.

[cerebovssquire]

_f - a +5,+3 dwarven vampiric hand axe (weapon)

MuBe first weapon find

[Jabberwocky]

Very nice.

[Jabberwocky]

This flesh tastes buggy!

[Jabberwocky]

A searing pain shoots up your bandage-wrapped arm!
Something just walked over your grave! No, really!

[cerebovssquire]

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 Your Spells                       Type                          Failure   Level
 a + Haste                         Charms                        14%         6


This is my whole spell"set".