I love it when...

[nicolae]

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Asmodeus' Incunabulum of Blistering Attacks {god gift}

 Spells                             Type                      Level
 a - Flame Tongue                 Conjuration/Fire              1
 b - Ice Storm                    Conjuration/Ice               9
 c - Fire Storm                   Conjuration/Fire              9


dear sif, you seem to be missing the right progression here

A while ago I thought of suggesting a standard spellbook that had the level 1 and level 9 spell for each elemental school. Call it "The Compleat Elements".

[JeffQyzt]

...I kill a vampire while "Bela Lugosi's Dead" is playing.

...I kill a necromancer while "Exquisite Corpse" is playing...
...I come across Duvessa and Dowan while "Terror Couple Kill Colonel" is playing...
...I kill a redback while "Boris the Spider" is playing...

[Confidence Interval]

...I go to the Mines and fight with orcs while "Police Truck" is playing...

[cerebovssquire]

...I go into Gehenna when "Into the Fire" is playing...

(I actually intentionally switch that track on when I go there )

[Grimm]

...I see Mennas while "Angel of Death" is playing...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

...I visit my stash when this is playing:
http://static.machinaesupremacy.com/mus ... pmusic.mp3

(Jets'n'Guns, shop music)

[Jabberwocky]

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_C - the +11 plate armour of Circular Logic {rElec rN+}


Place: Dungeon:6

You are a level 8 Ogre Wanderer. You are 7% of the way to level 9.

I would say that crawl is saying fuck you.

[Jabberwocky]

...I go to the Mines and fight with orcs while "Police Truck" is playing...

Isn't there a idea kicking around for orcish police? They hang around in the urban jungle level of the lair and are a good source of doughnuts.

[Grimm]

That is old school crawlmedy. viewtopic.php?p=12570#p12570

[Confidence Interval]

I imagine the orc police as being rather like Chief Wiggum.

[Grimm]

...I play Crawl while "Game of Pricks" is playing...

[cerebovssquire]

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 a + Shock                         Conjuration/Air               1%          1
 b - Swiftness                     Charms/Air                    1%          2
 c - Static Discharge              Conjuration/Air               1%          3
 d - Repel Missiles                Charms/Air                    1%          2
 e - Lightning Bolt                Conjuration/Air               4%          5
 f - Flight                        Charms/Air                    1%          3
 g - Haste                         Charms                        4%          6



This is D:8, there are no wizardry or brilliance boni, just a humble INT +1 mutation

nerf DE plz

[Jabberwocky]

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 a + Shock                         Conjuration/Air               1%          1
 b - Swiftness                     Charms/Air                    1%          2
 c - Static Discharge              Conjuration/Air               1%          3
 d - Repel Missiles                Charms/Air                    1%          2
 e - Lightning Bolt                Conjuration/Air               4%          5
 f - Flight                        Charms/Air                    1%          3
 g - Haste                         Charms                        4%          6



This is D:8, there are no wizardry or brilliance boni, just a humble INT +1 mutation

nerf DE plz

I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.

[cerebovssquire]

I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.

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j - 3 potions of magic
Wp: a) staff of conjuration
 H - a +0 helmet of intelligence (worn)
 d - a +1 dwarven buckler (worn)


I don't think so either. Oh, I also forget the helmet in my last post (but taking it off only turns the 4% to 6%).

I also have 3 !curemut, lol

[Jabberwocky]

I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.

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j - 3 potions of magic
Wp: a) staff of conjuration
 H - a +0 helmet of intelligence (worn)
 d - a +1 dwarven buckler (worn)


I don't think so either. Oh, I also forget the helmet in my last post (but taking it off only turns the 4% to 6%).

I also have 3 !curemut, lol

If you die now you get a free ticket to awful players.

[cerebovssquire]

yeeeeaaaah so this was on D:9

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i - the amulet "Tumoofe" {rMut Int+5}


Also, !cure mut #4 (it's funny because I don't need them).

I guess it's like the learndb says:
-fortuna is his bitch
-<ZChris13> Elynae: What the heck who are you and what did you do to the RNG

EDIT: the saga continued on D:11:

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_You finish putting on your +0 cloak of preservation.


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h - Regeneration                  Charms/Necromancy             1%          3
 i - Poison Arrow                  Conjuration/Poison            17%         6

soon to be 1%

[Jabberwocky]

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You vision blurs. Your vision sharpens. You feel stronger.

[Jabberwocky]

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17 :35 A potion falls on you head and shatter into small bits.
17 :35 Your head is severed off!
17 :35 You die.

From IVAN but still notable.

[kefir645]

neqoxec gestures at you. Your metabolism slows. You feel clumsy. You feel controlled.

[Jabberwocky]

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Your Dodging skill gain 3 levels and is not at level 8!
You have reached level 4!
You have reached level 5!
You feel clever.
You have reached level 6!
Your experience leads to a increase in your attributes!
You feel agile.

Killing Grinder has its benefits.

[Jabberwocky]

Sigmund kills me from full health with a single magic dart. Spriggans are fun.

[Jabberwocky]

The spellbook fails to ignite!
The spellbook is a mimic!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

The spellbook fails to ignite!
The spellbook is a mimic!

Trog MUST summon some Brothers in Arms to deal with it, then!

[Jabberwocky]

Urug.

A rude orc.
He smells terrible.
He looks dangerous.

I'm level 17 with 25 in axes and I have a executioners axe of freezing. Yet he is dangerous.

[ramas]

I love it when...I can cast inner flame, and abusing it...

[That Other Guy]

I love it when...I can cast inner flame, and abusing it...

I like it more when it's a hydra splattered against the walls by an orb of destruction.

[nicolae]

I love when I get done testing a vault and I don't have to fucking look at it anymore

[Mankeli]

I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.

[chukamok]

I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.

Be sure to post your YASD!

[Jabberwocky]

In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

[mageykun]

In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

[Jabberwocky]

In the arena try silver statue, orc v silver statue, orc. It makes for a fun curbstomp battle. Does anyone else screw around with arena and find fun things?

[Grimm]

In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

[Mankeli]

I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.

Be sure to post your YASD!

I sure will. On other news, I love it when my heavy armored DD is so overly powerful that I can enter vault:8 on about level 20 without a deity but with uncontrollable teleportitis and still tab a major part of it . I'm not sure if there is any other combination that uses tabbing on an open space as a viable strategy against 2-3 stone giants for example at this point of the game . I was trying the DDPr of Zin challenge (check out the cerebovssquire's thread) but after clearing lair and orc and finding out that 1) I will not complete that challenge with this char 2) there is an vampiric battleaxe on the floor of Orc:4, I decided to just use that vampiric weapon anyway. I remembered vampiric weapons being especially strong on DD but this is just ridicilous.

[BlackSheep]

In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

Tell me about it.

[Stormfox]

It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

Tell me about it.

Sheep have 184 kills as of the time of this post. That's better than shadows (121). (And Cerebov (82), but more people fight sheep than fight Cerebov.)

[Grimm]

SHEEP MORE DANGEROUS THAN CEREBOV, SAY BOFFINS

[Jabberwocky]

SHEEP MORE DANGEROUS THAN CEREBOV, SAY BOFFINS

Maybe since "cerebovssquire" is so lethal a player they should change their name to "sheepssquire" to reflect this.

[Grimm]

That's a capital suggestion.

[Jabberwocky]

That's a capital suggestion.

is that a pune icy

[Grimm]

You have me at a loss.

[Jabberwocky]

You have me at a loss.

I guess not then. The path to which I thought you might be making a pun was twisted and biased. The way I thought you might be making a pun was I remarked that cerebovssquire is a lethal player, and then when you commented that that was a capital idea, I tried to think of a context in which that would make sense as a pun and the only thing I could think of that would make sense as a pun in this context was capital punishment which is normally lethal. Well none of this makes much sense, I'm afraid that your past dealing have made me see puns in posts that I wouldn't normally think of as containing puns if other people had posted them. I hope this explained it for you.

[Grimm]

That's the funniest thing I've read so far today. I was actually going off "boffin" and using another piece of outdated British slang.

[mageykun]

So that's it then. We've hit critical mass. The layers of puns are now deep enough that the punners themselves know not where the wordplay ends. The puns have become independent.

[Grimm]

I've heard they have more kills than do sheep.

[Jabberwocky]

So sheepssquire should change their name to punssquire?

[Stormfox]

I've heard they have more kills than do sheep.

Sheep only manage to kill the unprepared or inattentive. (Or flaming corpses that are being mocked by the RNG.)

Puns slay everyone.

[Jabberwocky]

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b - a +11 +9 short sword. 1457 gold

I thought nonartifacts could only go up to +9 +9.

[cerebovssquire]

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Int: -70 (24)

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Your intelligence has recovered.


...whew.