I love it when...


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 01:33

Re: I love it when...

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Really read y - 2 scrolls labeled KHIJUU MNUE {!r}?
As you read the scroll labeled KHIJUU MNUE {!r}, it crumbles to dust.
This is a scroll of acquirement!


Damn, I almost died 20 turns ago.

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 15:16

Re: I love it when...

Stuck trying to do Zot with barely any rF in the dungeon, and then:

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 97343 | Zot:5    | Cast into the Abyss (white draconian knight)
 97383 | Abyss:1  | Got a smoking bronze amulet
 97384 | Abyss:1  | Identified the amulet of Trepidation {rCorr rF+ Dex+2} (You found it on level 1 of the Abyss)
 97949 | Zot:5    | Escaped the Abyss

That was a trip to the Abyss that I didn't mind so much.
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Post Thursday, 5th March 2015, 01:50

Re: I love it when...

Mara comes into view.
You wield your -9 dagger {-5 str, -5 int, -7 dex, RF-, RC-}
Mara does his cloney thing.
You wield your *insert awesome weapon here, for me it was an early plutonium sword*.
You thump the cloney thing. You kill the cloney thing!
You hit Mara.
You hit Mara.
You thump Mara!
Mara evaporates and reforms as a hobgoblin (Was this a glitch? his HD is way too high... i don't know what happened.)
Mara is killedIII
You see here the hat of the alchemist.


My 5th game ever, a MiBe.

Died to a pack of death yaks 5 mins later after dealing with 2 hydras.
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Post Thursday, 5th March 2015, 14:07

Re: I love it when...

...a trove asks my formicid for a stack of 4 scrolls of blinking. (The payoff was rubbish, but at least the cost was as well)
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Post Thursday, 5th March 2015, 14:15

Re: I love it when...

treerex5 wrote:Mara evaporates and reforms as a hobgoblin (Was this a glitch? his HD is way too high... i don't know what happened.)


Old enough for mislead?
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Post Thursday, 5th March 2015, 15:44

Re: I love it when...

that was an interesting way to word it
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Post Friday, 6th March 2015, 16:50

Re: I love it when...

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You climb downwards.
Mennas, the Voice of Zin comes into view. He is wielding a scimitar of holy wrath.
There is a stone staircase leading up here.
The helpless Mennas fails to defend himself.
You skewer Mennas like a kebab!!!!!
You kill Mennas!

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 56202 | Depths:4 | Noticed Mennas
 56203 | Depths:4 | Killed Mennas
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Post Saturday, 7th March 2015, 01:54

Re: I love it when...

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 As you read the scroll of brand weapon, it crumbles to dust.
 Your +0 triple sword crackles with electricity.
_a - a +0 triple sword of electrocution (weapon)


I'm on Lair 1, deepest dungeon level 11

Whelp I can't wait to see how I screw this one up.
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Post Tuesday, 10th March 2015, 10:05

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Orc:4 *:*?[?!(*
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Post Saturday, 14th March 2015, 05:53

Re: I love it when...

Image
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Post Monday, 16th March 2015, 04:35

Re: I love it when...

Here: Xtahua the spectral fire dragon (friendly, disembodied soul)

Yre reasons.

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Post Wednesday, 18th March 2015, 22:13

Re: I love it when...

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You reflect Mara with the mirror, and the mirror shatters!
_Mara hits Mara with a demon whip of venom!!

I just... I had to do it...
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Post Thursday, 19th March 2015, 00:24

Re: I love it when...

eldritch tentacles were the best use of phantom mirror until it got ruined

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Post Thursday, 19th March 2015, 04:49

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..I have 27 Invocations as a Qaz worshipper before doing V5! Image

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Post Friday, 20th March 2015, 17:19

Re: I love it when...

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_The boulder beetle curls into a ball and starts rolling!
_Your +0 shield of reflection reflects the boulder beetle!
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Post Friday, 20th March 2015, 17:20

Re: I love it when...

I love it when your minions destroy things after you've teleported to safety.

I opened a door in V:1 and discovered Louise and Wiglaf chilling together with an ancient champion. Stepped back to swap with my Fedhas mushroom to break LOS, then read tele. Louise decided to swing at my mushroom instead of stepping around, so I tossed a net through the mushroom and snared her. (Incidentally, she's now blocking the doorway to boot.) She gets down to moderately damaged (still snared) before teleport kicks in, and a few turns later "You feel a little more experienced."

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 52035 | Vaults:1 | Noticed Wiglaf
 52035 | Vaults:1 | Noticed Louise
 52049 | Vaults:1 | Killed Louise

Nice.

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Post Saturday, 21st March 2015, 11:58

Re: I love it when...

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You are on level 3 of the Dungeon.

You see here a naga barding.
q - a naga barding
Wear which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You finish putting on your +0 naga barding.

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Post Monday, 23rd March 2015, 02:28

Re: I love it when...

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You are on level 2 of the Dungeon.

Identify which item? (\ to view known items) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
j - a potion of experience
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel more experienced!
Your Conjurations skill gained 5 levels and is now at level 8!
Your Fire Magic skill gained 6 levels and is now at level 7!
You have reached level 4!
You feel clever.


Edit. Not sure I like it, crawl is actively trying to make me pay for it:
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  3564 | D:4      | You fall through a shaft for 3 floors!
  3598 | D:6      | Noticed a phantom
  3662 | D:6      | Killed a phantom
  4260 | D:4      | Noticed an ogre
  4270 | D:4      | Killed an ogre
  5721 | D:5      | Noticed Prince Ribbit
  6010 | D:5      | Noticed a yak
  6010 | D:5      | Noticed a yak
  6016 | D:5      | Noticed a yak
  6016 | D:5      | Killed a yak
  6018 | D:5      | Killed a yak
  6019 | D:5      | Killed a yak


Edit2. Crazy game:
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  7750 | D:6      | Noticed an orc warrior
  7761 | D:6      | Killed an orc warrior
  8073 | D:6      | Noticed an orc warrior
  8084 | D:6      | Killed an orc warrior

You are on level 6 of the Dungeon.

H - a potion of experience
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel more experienced!
Your Fighting skill gained 4 levels and is now at level 6!
Your Maces & Flails skill gained 4 levels and is now at level 10!
You have reached level 10!


Edit3!
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You are on level 7 of the Lair of Beasts.

g - a potion of experience
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel more experienced!
Your Conjurations skill increases to level 11!
You have reached level 15!


Spamming Bolt of Fire on Lair 7 with robe of Archmagi, staff of Conjuration and Wild Magic mutation on Na? Yes, please :)

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Post Wednesday, 25th March 2015, 22:41

Re: I love it when...

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Inventory:

Magical devices
 o - a wand of hasting
   (You took it off Natasha on level 3 of the Dungeon)
 w - a wand of hasting {zapped: 2}
   (You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)

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Post Thursday, 26th March 2015, 00:49

Re: I love it when...

I'm standing in the middle of a swarm of killer bees... as a powered-by-death powered-by-pain worshipper of Yredelemnul with rPois.

I was healing faster than they could damage me. Twice I dropped under 50/72 and just hit Drain Life, which both healed me and got my Regen+ back.

The swarm of killer bee zombies for the rest of the floor was pretty great too.
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Post Thursday, 26th March 2015, 15:39

Re: I love it when...

I ask Gozag for an armour shop
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a - 1840 gold the -2 hat of the Alchemist {rElec rPois rF+ rC+ rN+ MR+ rMut rC
b - 175 gold a runed chain mail
c - 27 gold an embroidered robe
d - 27 gold a runed robe
e - 156 gold a shiny ring mail
f - 175 gold a shiny chain mail
g - 370 gold a pair of ancient boots
h - 156 gold a shiny ring mail
i - 156 gold a glowing ring mail
j - 2148 gold the +2 cloak of the Thief {+Fog Slay-2 SInv Stlth+}
k - 897 gold a shiny plate armour
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Post Thursday, 26th March 2015, 22:35

Re: I love it when...

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You are on level 4 of the Dungeon.

x - a +0 rod of shadows (14/14) (weapon) {!a}
Wisps of shadow whirl around you...
The orc wizard hits your yak with a dagger.
The orc wizard hits your yak with a dagger.
Your yak gores the orc wizard!
The orc wizard dies!

You can see 3 friendly yaks.
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Post Friday, 27th March 2015, 04:06

Re: I love it when...

Xom shows its nicer side.
"Take this instrument of something!"
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j - the +9 longbow "Shapt" {venom, Contam rN+ MR+ SInv Stlth+}.
k - the +4 cloak "Rened" (worn) {rPois rN+}.
_Z - a +2 rod of the swarm (13/13) (weapon)


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 You hear Xom's avuncular chuckle.
_Nergalle is moving more slowly.

 Xom's power touches on your mind for a moment.
_Mennas looks rather confused.
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Post Friday, 27th March 2015, 19:59

Re: I love it when...

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MuCK;
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612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll
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Post Friday, 27th March 2015, 22:38

Re: I love it when...

shhhh.... I'm here now, dear. I'm here for you.
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Post Saturday, 28th March 2015, 23:38

Re: I love it when...

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Huge Dmg: -18%(-38hp) hp: 1%(1hp)
Wiglaf blocks your attack.
Wiglaf is heavily wounded.
Wiglaf blocks your attack.
Wiglaf is heavily wounded.
The jumping spider pounces on you but does no damage.
The jumping spider bites you but does no damage.
Wiglaf hits you but does no damage.
You hit Wiglaf!!!
Wiglaf is severely wounded.
You hit Wiglaf!!
Wiglaf is almost dead.
The jumping spider barely misses you. The jumping spider closely misses you.
Wiglaf blocks your attack.
Wiglaf is almost dead.
Wiglaf closely misses you. The jumping spider barely misses you.
The jumping spider completely misses you.
Wiglaf blocks your attack.
Wiglaf is almost dead.
You hit Wiglaf!
You kill Wiglaf!
The jumping spider closely misses you.
The jumping spider completely misses you.
You hit the jumping spider.
The jumping spider is lightly wounded.
The jumping spider closely misses you. The jumping spider barely misses you.
You hit the jumping spider!!
You kill the jumping spider!


Edit. By the way I've seen a lot of good players quit in much less dangerous situations, why do they do that? Sometimes a wonder can happen :) and you will survive 8 turns at 1 HP adjacent to hasted Wiglaf and jumping spider with bad defense (berserking HuTm in robe with blade hands).

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 42163 | Spider:3 | HP: 4/213 [jumping spider (17)]
 42163 | Spider:3 | HP: 1/213 [jumping spider (3)]
 42170 | Spider:3 | Killed Wiglaf
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Post Monday, 30th March 2015, 18:47

Re: I love it when...

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Turn   | Place    | Note
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     0 | D:1      | mopl, the Octopode Chaos Knight, began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 1/1
    21 | D:1      | Noticed a golden eye
    21 | D:1      | a worm changed into a golden eye
    26 | D:1      | XOM: potion effect (invisibility)
    50 | D:1      | XOM: harmless Fire miscast
    53 | D:1      | XOM: potion effect (haste)
    72 | D:1      | Banished a golden eye
    72 | D:1      | Reached skill level 4 in Polearms
    72 | D:1      | Reached skill level 2 in Stealth
    72 | D:1      | Reached XP level 2. HP: 20/22 MP: 2/2
    72 | D:1      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 24/27 MP: 3/3
    72 | D:1      | Reached XP level 4. HP: 29/33 MP: 4/4
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Post Monday, 30th March 2015, 22:53

Re: I love it when...

This is getting ridiculous. In some games you burn several ?acquirements on wands, and then there are games like this:
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 o - a wand of hasting (1)
   (You took it off Natasha on level 3 of the Dungeon)
 t - a wand of hasting {zapped: 1}
   (You took it off Josephine on level 3 of the Orcish Mines)
 w - a wand of hasting (3)
   (You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)
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FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
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Post Thursday, 2nd April 2015, 23:32

Re: I love it when...

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 It was a potion of poison.
 That liquid tasted very nasty...
 You are lethally poisoned!
_You feel sick.
 It was a potion of lignification. You turn into a tree.
 Your +0 cloak melds into your body. Your roots penetrate the ground.
_You feel sick.
...
 You feel less woody.
_Your +0 cloak unmelds from your body.
_You start resting. You feel sick.
_You feel sick. x2
_You are no longer poisoned.


Things I didn't know could be done with potions of lignification.

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Post Thursday, 9th April 2015, 00:03

Re: I love it when...

Who said that Enchanters have problems with Death Yaks?

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Aiming: Bolt of Inaccuracy
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - death yak, p - black mamba
Aim: a death yak (heavily wounded)
The narrow beam of energy hits the death yak.(damage 39)
The death yak is almost dead.
Your black mamba bites the death yak!
The death yak dies!
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Post Saturday, 11th April 2015, 13:48

Re: I love it when...

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mopl the Ripper (Felid Transmuter)
...
You are a 17-headed hydra.
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Post Sunday, 12th April 2015, 00:30

Re: I love it when...

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     0 | D:1      | Xelif, the Merfolk Warper, began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 3/3
    67 | D:1      | You fall through a shaft!
    67 | D:2      | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari.
    67 | D:2      | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas.
   139 | D:2      | Became a worshipper of Fedhas Madash


Don't mind if I do!

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Post Sunday, 12th April 2015, 00:54

Re: I love it when...

This is what I call good orb run:

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113786 | Zot:3    | Gained mutation: You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field (EV +2). [mutagenic glow]
113844 | Zot:2    | Gained mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [mutagenic glow]

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Post Sunday, 12th April 2015, 01:14

Re: I love it when...

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 a - (Z) a shadow dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 b - (Z) a shadow dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 c - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 d - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 e - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 f - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 g - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 h - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 i - (Z) an iron dragon simulacrum (friendly)
 j - (Z) an ettin simulacrum (friendly)
 k - (Z) an ettin simulacrum (friendly)
 l - (Z) an ettin simulacrum (friendly)
 m - (Z) an ettin simulacrum (friendly)
 n - (Z) an ettin simulacrum (friendly)


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Post Sunday, 12th April 2015, 20:29

Re: I love it when...

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Erolcha is severely wounded.
Erolcha casts a spell at you.
The magic dart hits you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Damage: -11%(-7hp)   hp: 43%(28hp)
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Really quaff j - a potion of lignification {!q}?
You turn into a tree. Your +0 robe melds into your body.
Your roots penetrate the ground.
Erolcha points at you and mumbles some strange words.
The bolt of lightning hits you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Damage: -5%(-5hp)   hp: 24%(23hp)
You barely miss Erolcha.
Erolcha is severely wounded.
You block Erolcha's attack.
You sock Erolcha!(damage 8)
Erolcha is almost dead.
Erolcha hits you but does no damage.
You hit Erolcha but do no damage.
Erolcha is almost dead.
Erolcha hits you with a giant club!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Huge Dmg: -8%(-8hp) hp: 16%(15hp)
You hit Erolcha.(damage 6)
You kill Erolcha!
Your Spellcasting skill increases to level 5!
You have reached level 10!

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Post Sunday, 12th April 2015, 21:05

Re: I love it when...

Petrifying duel :)

The basilisk hisses angrily.
The basilisk gazes at you.
You are slowing down.
Casting: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Petrify
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - basilisk
Aim: a basilisk (chance 75%)
You feel a surge of power! The basilisk is moving more slowly.
Your limbs are stiffening.
Casting: Petrify
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f/p - basilisk
Fragment what (e.g. wall or brittle monster)?: a basilisk (slowly petrifying)
You feel a surge of power! The basilisk shatters!
The basilisk is severely wounded.
You have turned to stone.
The basilisk stops moving altogether!
You turn to flesh and can move again.
Casting: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f/p - basilisk
Fragment what (e.g. wall or brittle monster)?: a basilisk (severely wounded, petrified)
You feel a surge of power! The basilisk shatters!
The basilisk is almost dead.
Casting: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Lee's Rapid Deconstruction
Press: ? - help, Dir - move target cursor, f/p - basilisk
Fragment what (e.g. wall or brittle monster)?: a basilisk (almost dead, petrified)
You feel a surge of power! The basilisk shatters!
You blow up the basilisk!

Edit.

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a +3 quarterstaff (weapon)
 18475 | Lair:1   | Identified a scroll of acquirement {!r}
Something appears at your feet!
Q - a cursed +2 lajatang of electrocution
...
Your cursed +5 lajatang of electrocution glows red for a moment.
Ashenzari preserves the curse.
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Post Monday, 13th April 2015, 22:17

Re: I love it when...

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 The wolf spider looks drowsy...
 Arachne hits the wolf spider with a staff of poison!!!
 The wolf spider is killed!


I've never seen a staff-stab before.

Abyss Ambulator

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Joined: Sunday, 14th April 2013, 04:01

Post Thursday, 16th April 2015, 19:01

Re: I love it when...

I got a rod of destruction and a total of 5 scrolls of recharging on D2

And now for the paranoia. My money is on "autoexplore into grinder with electric eels in LOF"
Three wins: Gargoyle Earth Elementalist of Ash, Ogre Fighter of Ru, Deep Dwarf Fighter of Makhleb (0.16 bugbuild :( )

Spider Stomper

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Joined: Wednesday, 12th January 2011, 15:07

Post Thursday, 16th April 2015, 21:08

Re: I love it when...

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You swap places. Maurice zaps a wand.
Your wandering mushroom evaporates and reforms as a shambling mangrove!
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Tartarus Sorceror

Posts: 1881

Joined: Saturday, 7th September 2013, 21:16

Location: Itajubá, MG, Brazil.

Post Friday, 17th April 2015, 00:26

Re: I love it when...

even cooler when you get polymorphed into a Dragon.
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.
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Pandemonium Purger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th April 2015, 22:37

Post Saturday, 18th April 2015, 12:32

Re: I love it when...

You buy an unidentified scroll of acquirement in orc with unidentified scrolls in you inventory. You look at you inventory. You see 4 scrolls of acquirement.
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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Tomb Titivator

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Joined: Wednesday, 25th April 2012, 03:07

Post Saturday, 18th April 2015, 12:36

Re: I love it when...

How many of them gave crap items? :)

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Friday, 8th February 2013, 12:00

Post Saturday, 18th April 2015, 13:04

Re: I love it when...

WingedEspeon wrote:You buy an unidentified scroll of acquirement in orc with unidentified scrolls in you inventory. You look at you inventory. You see 4 scrolls of acquirement.


Always read unknown scrolls when you have 2+ of them. Dying with 3 scrolls of acquirement would be really stupid.
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Pandemonium Purger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th April 2015, 22:37

Post Friday, 24th April 2015, 19:36

Re: I love it when...

I find some cyrstal plate on D:1 ... and I'm playing a felid.
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
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Slime Squisher

Posts: 415

Joined: Monday, 8th December 2014, 10:31

Location: Sweedledome

Post Saturday, 25th April 2015, 14:18

Re: I love it when...

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77298 | Tar:7    | Entered Level 7 of Tartarus
 77300 | Tar:7    | Got a bone rune of Zot
 77322 | Tar:7    | Noticed Ereshkigal
 77349 | Tar:7    | Killed Ereshkigal
77406 | Geh:1    | Entered Level 1 of Gehenna


Emergency hatch into the vault for the win. I just didnt want to miss killing her, but I'm not gonna hang about.

Also, when the game forgives me for 'tab'ing

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A wizard comes into view. It is wielding a dagger.
 The wizard shouts!
 The wizard gestures at you while chanting.
_You block the crystal spear.
 The wizard casts a spell at you.
_The bolt of fire hits you!
 Found 21 gold pieces.
 The wizard casts a spell at you.
_You block the crystal spear.
 You hit the wizard.
 The wizard is lightly wounded.
 The wizard gestures at you while chanting.
_The crystal spear hits you!
 You barely miss the wizard.
 The wizard is lightly wounded.
 The wizard casts a spell at you.
 The crystal spear misses you.
Online Wins: MiFi, GrFi, TrMo, HOGl, SpEn, {DEWz, DDNe}, {OgBe, CeHu}, FoFi, VSFi, MfGl, {HaGl, VpEn, HESk}, KoAs, DsFi, TeMo
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Blades Runner

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Joined: Thursday, 23rd December 2010, 19:17

Post Monday, 27th April 2015, 16:57

Re: I love it when...

I love it when my pussy is a pussy magnet!
Killed Natasha and 10 turn or so she came back to die a second time
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Slime Squisher

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Joined: Monday, 8th December 2014, 10:31

Location: Sweedledome

Post Monday, 27th April 2015, 17:48

Re: I love it when...

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33135 | Shoals:1 | Noticed Louise
33171 | Shoals:1 | Cast into the Abyss (Louise)
33274 | Abyss:3  | Got an abyssal rune of Zot
33461 | Shoals:1 | Escaped the Abyss
33479 | Shoals:1 | Killed Louise


Thanks bitch, way to speed up my run. (XL18 HaHu^Ash)
Online Wins: MiFi, GrFi, TrMo, HOGl, SpEn, {DEWz, DDNe}, {OgBe, CeHu}, FoFi, VSFi, MfGl, {HaGl, VpEn, HESk}, KoAs, DsFi, TeMo

Swamp Slogger

Posts: 179

Joined: Wednesday, 15th June 2011, 17:39

Post Tuesday, 5th May 2015, 12:39

Re: I love it when...

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 The great mace dances into the air!
_The ironbrand convoker begins to recite a word of recall!
_Your great mace hits the ironbrand convoker!!!
 Your great mace hits the ironbrand convoker!!
_The ironbrand convoker dies!


Tukima's Dance <3

Slime Squisher

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Joined: Monday, 8th December 2014, 10:31

Location: Sweedledome

Post Monday, 11th May 2015, 15:53

Re: I love it when...

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You have visited 2 bazaars.


edit:

  Code:
You visited 3 bazaars.
Online Wins: MiFi, GrFi, TrMo, HOGl, SpEn, {DEWz, DDNe}, {OgBe, CeHu}, FoFi, VSFi, MfGl, {HaGl, VpEn, HESk}, KoAs, DsFi, TeMo

Cocytus Succeeder

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Joined: Sunday, 18th December 2011, 13:31

Post Tuesday, 12th May 2015, 15:33

Re: I love it when...

...playing a Naga I got

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 a - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation (4) {!d}
 b - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation (5) {!d}
 c - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation (0) {!d}
 d - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation (3) {!d}
 e - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation {!d}
 f - [Lair:1] a wand of teleportation {zapped: 2} {!d}
 g - [D:13] a wand of teleportation (0) {!d}
 h - [D:9] a wand of teleportation (4) (360 gold)
 i - [Elf:1] a wand of teleportation (2) {!d}


I wonder if there's something broken with rng this game
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok
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