Snake Sneak
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Joined: Thursday, 29th January 2015, 19:52
Friday, 6th March 2015, 02:54
shanecrawl (tm) crawl + community patch 2022 preorder
Shanecrawl™ ®© is a revolutianry crawl patch that will make your crawling experience much better, not only vastly improving the game itself, but also everything surrounding it!
It contains countless features:
In-game:
-A complete pass on all backgrounds and races, making the weaker backgrounds more survivable early game and nerfing killerkombos
-Difficulty settings!
-You can use Ely abilities more than once every five hours without causing a rain of falling stars (compared to live: look at the stars, look at the staaaaars fall down (live version: before: ******, after: ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 )
Also, its core concept has been restored!
-Some spells are actually useful now!
-Melee takes the bold step of introducing more thant tabing! Why should only spellcasters have all the fun?
-Music!
-Vastly improved photorealistic 3D graphics with customizable characters!
-Language support that goes beyond google translate!
-when design plans are made, some of the stuff on the list might actually make it into the game!
-Who ever recommended DD as a recommended race for warper? complete pass over recommended combos!
-direct stream support powered by twitch!
-"sword in hand" design is no more!
-and much, much more!
-enjoying the game is allowed!
community:
-You can now
make suggestions/ask questions/state an opition/consturctive criticism
play offline
worship cheibriados
talk about aspects of the game
or any other way you enjoy really
or even be a new player that just enjoys the game
without being verbally abused by so called "pros" who are just "elitist" (they have no clue what they talk about despite playing crawl day and night) jerks really, and not the good sort either!
-answers like "git gud kid" are no longer tolerated in advice forum!
-shanecrawl upholds gender equality without being sexually repressed like a roman catholic priest!
-posts only get deleted if they actually break a rule and not arbitrarily!
-tournaments are now in a format where lifers and no-lifers have equal chances of winning!
-learndb now has accurate information instead of being a list of in-jokes that only ten people understand anyway!
-crawlwiki is now up to date and player guides need to be reviewed by staff members (who actually played crawl).
-shanecrawl doesnt make fun of elderly people that are clearly deeply troubled by traumatic experiences in life
-fun is allowed!
Pre order now at 800-shane-Euromurica for the fair pricing of 89.99£$!
Shippable december 2022
no refunds
It contains countless features:
In-game:
-A complete pass on all backgrounds and races, making the weaker backgrounds more survivable early game and nerfing killerkombos
-Difficulty settings!
-You can use Ely abilities more than once every five hours without causing a rain of falling stars (compared to live: look at the stars, look at the staaaaars fall down (live version: before: ******, after: ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡 )
Also, its core concept has been restored!
-Some spells are actually useful now!
-Melee takes the bold step of introducing more thant tabing! Why should only spellcasters have all the fun?
-Music!
-Vastly improved photorealistic 3D graphics with customizable characters!
-Language support that goes beyond google translate!
-when design plans are made, some of the stuff on the list might actually make it into the game!
-Who ever recommended DD as a recommended race for warper? complete pass over recommended combos!
-direct stream support powered by twitch!
-"sword in hand" design is no more!
-and much, much more!
-enjoying the game is allowed!
community:
-You can now
make suggestions/ask questions/state an opition/consturctive criticism
play offline
worship cheibriados
talk about aspects of the game
or any other way you enjoy really
or even be a new player that just enjoys the game
without being verbally abused by so called "pros" who are just "elitist" (they have no clue what they talk about despite playing crawl day and night) jerks really, and not the good sort either!
-answers like "git gud kid" are no longer tolerated in advice forum!
-shanecrawl upholds gender equality without being sexually repressed like a roman catholic priest!
-posts only get deleted if they actually break a rule and not arbitrarily!
-tournaments are now in a format where lifers and no-lifers have equal chances of winning!
-learndb now has accurate information instead of being a list of in-jokes that only ten people understand anyway!
-crawlwiki is now up to date and player guides need to be reviewed by staff members (who actually played crawl).
-shanecrawl doesnt make fun of elderly people that are clearly deeply troubled by traumatic experiences in life
-fun is allowed!
Pre order now at 800-shane-Euromurica for the fair pricing of 89.99£$!
Shippable december 2022
no refunds
