Zin reform, possible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[comebackshane]

Reform ALL the good gods!

Zin now only accepts gnolls as followers.
Zin's tithe can now only be paid with MasterCard and grants no piety, but you can eventually get a silver credit card as a god gift at high piety that allows using divine abilites without paying their usual cost.
Zin followers must eat nothing but rhubarb.
Piety is now only gained by constantly hopping around one one leg IRL. Needless to say that you need to wear a blindfold, put one arm on your back, and hold a teaspoon in your remaining free hand. The game registers this by linking with your webcam and puting the resulting live stream on twitch.tv.

Granted powers:

Placebo Protection ('''''''): Zin may or may not save you from certain death and/or mutations, whichever horrible fate meets you first. Nobody knows.
Gospel Singer (*'''''): Perform "Dry Bones" by the Delta Rhytm Boys to inflict heavy damage to all skeletal monsters.
Silver Bull Energy Drink (**''''): SILVER BULL MAEK U FLY. Power may leave you when flying over water or lava.
Time Out for Sinners: (***''') All Water Nymphs and/or Niki Minaj in LOS must put their clothes back on.
More Realistic Sanctuary (*****'): Summons a silver disco ball and starts playing 12 hours female vocal EDM trance rave party mix and causes all creatures to dance all night, or rather morning, long.
Cure State of Mind: (******): Once per game, come to the zen-like understanding that we are but puppets in an evil game and your fate is already decided. So if you die, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

A follower may pray at an altar to accquire a rhubarb hamburger and a medium-sized rhubarb juice for the fair pricing of 2 US dollars and 99 US cents approved back by documents proving you're a legal resident of the United States.

The reasons for this changes should be obvious, but just in case, let me explain:

[tasonir]

I'm pretty sure that placebo protection should increase in effectiveness as you gain piety, since you now believe in it more.

[and into]

Is that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon in the title being used as a pseudo-noun (as in, "This thread is about Zin reform, but maybe it will just be a big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to you"), or is the thread title saying that Zin reform is possible, and the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like a question mark or some kind of attitude-attributing modifier to the entire phrase? Or something else entirely?

This is important.

How would I enunciate the title of this thread if I said it out loud?

[crate]

zin reform: he lets you eat chunks
done
everyone cheers

[dornbeast]

zin reform: he lets you eat chunks
done
everyone cheers

Um, do you mean, like, chunks in general, or what? 'Cause I've like, eaten elephant 'n' adder 'n' stuff while worshippin' Zin.

[nicolae]

Is that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon in the title being used as a pseudo-noun (as in, "This thread is about Zin reform, but maybe it will just be a big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to you"), or is the thread title saying that Zin reform is possible, and the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like a question mark or some kind of attitude-attributing modifier to the entire phrase? Or something else entirely?

This is important.

How would I enunciate the title of this thread if I said it out loud?

"Zin reform, possible, eh, maybe? No biggie."

[dynast]

Zin now only accepts gnolls as followers.

If someone says my gnoll species idea is too umbalanced im blaming you.

[PleasingFungus]

Um, do you mean, like, chunks in general, or what? 'Cause I've like, eaten elephant 'n' adder 'n' stuff while worshippin' Zin.

Presumably he means 'all chunks, including those of sentient species'.

[comebackshane]

Is that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon in the title being used as a pseudo-noun (as in, "This thread is about Zin reform, but maybe it will just be a big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to you"), or is the thread title saying that Zin reform is possible, and the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like a question mark or some kind of attitude-attributing modifier to the entire phrase? Or something else entirely?

This is important.

How would I enunciate the title of this thread if I said it out loud?

It is both a warning to the reader that the content of this thread may be confusing due to my lack of game designing skills and the bold ideas that result thereof and a question if a Zin reform were possible.