God of meat


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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 11:30

God of meat

Plants get a god, but meat does not? That is a sin that requires correction!

Mogglaba, the god of meat, gore, and gluttony
Appreciates: eating or absorbing meat
Deprecates: eating fruits or bread rations

Mogglaba does not accept worship from mummies.

Piety level -: Nugget
(Passive) You get one rank of the Carnivore mutation as long as you are with Mogglaba. In addition, you may eat meat at any level of satiation.
(Passive) Your satiation may go beyond Engorged and you may still eat. When you reach your new limit your status is "Bursting." The exact amount of nutrition allowed for Bursting increases with piety, and at 200 piety may be as much as twice Engorged (24,000). However, you lose nutrition twice as fast when you are above the normal limit.

Piety level *: Savory [species name]
(Passive) All killed enemies that could leave corpses explode in a shower of chunks, as if hit with a wand of disintegration. This makes noise. The number of chunks produced is increased according to piety and is never 0. The chunks deal 2d(Invocations) damage to all monsters they happen to strike, but will not strike you, and will not cause allied monsters to turn hostile.

Piety level **: Hungry
Absorb: activated ability, meant to replace eating chunks. Costs 2 MP. You draw on the succulent essence of edible chunks in your LOS and inventory. A number of these chunks depending on invocations is consumed, and you gain HP, MP, and satiation depending on the number of chunks that were consumed. Should be scaled so the HP gain is about a potion of curing at low invo, up to two or three potions of heal wounds at 20 invo (if there are enough chunks to consume).

Piety level ***: Hungrier
No new abilities.

Piety level ****: Gluttonous
(Passive) As your satiation increases beyond Engorged, so does your max HP. At 200 piety and 24,000 satiation you would have +30% hp.

Piety level *****: Devourer
Burst: Costs piety, 50% of your current satiation, 20% of your current HP. Must be Engorged or higher to use. A bloody seam opens in your straining abdomen and you give birth to a shower of meat chunks which can be aimed in a cone, dealing heavy non-elemental damage plus acid damage to anything they hit. Scales with the amount of satiation lost and Invocations. The chunks produced by this are contaminated.

Piety level ******: Meat Lord
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 16:43

Re: God of meat

****** title should be 'Super Meat Boy [or Youth]', surely?

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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 17:11

Re: God of meat

Super Meat @Genus@

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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 17:17

Re: God of meat

I saw the thread title and thought it was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of. But the proposal sounds like it would be tons of fun to play.

It's probably already too strong, but here is how I would enthusiastically make it stronger and weaker at the same time:
1)When at 5 stars of piety and over-satiated, increase size along with HP. When size is larger than medium, you lose hats and body slots but gain 2 AC. When size is more than that, you lose gloves and boots and gain 4 AC total. EV penalties apply.
2)Change "Absorb" to "Inhale." You also inhale any enemy that is two or more sizes smaller than you, and you gain HP for that like in hydra form. You also take on potion effects from any potions lying in LOS. There is a breath timer. Inhaling scrolls just destroys them and adds to the breath timer.

Does this thing let Spriggans eat chunks, or would they need more levels of carnivore?

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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 17:18

Re: God of meat

Super Meat Vine Stalker seems like it'd be hard to argue, what with their vegetable-nature. Arguing that those are now meat vines doesn't make it any better, and in fact makes it a whole hell of a lot worse.
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 18:07

Re: God of meat

Moanerette wrote:****** title should be 'Super Meat Boy [or Youth]', surely?


Species already proposed. :-)
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 18:10

Re: God of meat

I think instead of the ** being an activated ability, just remap that to "p" and give it to the player upon worship. It will sac corpses in the LOS while giving the player nutrition at zero *, but at ** that activated ability becomes a passive. Make it free or something.
I personally don't find chunks very tedious (<3 ghouls), but I know the general consensus is that they are, so a god revolving around chunk management doesn't sound like it will be well received.

I definitely like the concept.
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 18:23

Re: God of meat

Maybe we need a cute name for each species. Here is a start:
  Code:
Ce - Super Meat Pony
DD - Super Meat Shorty
DE - Deep Meat Boy
Ds - Super Meat Imp
Dr - Rainbow Meat Boy
Fe - Super Meat Kitty
Fo - Super Meat Bug
Gh - Rotten Meat Boy
Gr - Super Meat Rock
Ha - Super Meat Took
HE - Super Meat Snob
HO -
Hu - Super Meat Child
Ko - Super Meat Puppy
Mf - Super Meat Minnow
Mi -  Super Meat Nugget
Na - Super Meat Worm
Op - Super Meat Sucker
Og -
Sp - Super Meat Sprite
Te - Super Meat Chick
Tr - Super Meat Skritcher
Vp - Super Meat Biter
VS - Super Meat Bud
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 18:41

Re: God of meat

jejorda2 wrote:Maybe we need a cute name for each species. Here is a start:
  Code:
Og - Super Meat Meat


There ya go
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 18:51

Re: God of meat

  Code:
166524 | Zig:25  | Noticed Ogremaet the pandemonium lord

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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 19:00

Re: God of meat

jejorda2 wrote:Maybe we need a cute name for each species. Here is a start:
  Code:
HO - Super Meat Racist
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Post Monday, 2nd February 2015, 20:52

Re: God of meat

jejorda2 wrote:Maybe we need a cute name for each species. Here is a start:
  Code:
Ce - Super Meat Pony
DD - Super Meat Shorty
DE - Deep Meat Boy
Ds - Super Meat Imp
Dr - Rainbow Meat Boy
Fe - Super Meat Kitty
Fo - Super Meat Bug
Gh - Rotten Meat Boy
Gr - Super Meat Rock
Ha - Super Meat Took
HE - Super Meat Snob
HO -
Hu - Super Meat Child
Ko - Super Meat Puppy
Mf - Super Meat Minnow
Mi -  Super Meat Nugget
Na - Super Meat Worm
Op - Super Meat Sucker
Og -
Sp - Super Meat Sprite
Te - Super Meat Chick
Tr - Super Meat Skritcher
Vp - Super Meat Biter
VS - Super Meat Bud


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Post Tuesday, 3rd February 2015, 21:18

Re: God of meat

He should give progressively larger bonuses to your cooking skill as piety increases.
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Post Wednesday, 4th February 2015, 06:38

Re: God of meat

id name him Mogglaba the Devourer, God of Gluttony. otherwise seems kinda cool, even though he wouldnt work well in extended (not that i like extended in its current undead/demon infested form)
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