Great Orcspectations


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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 07:45

Great Orcspectations

Playing a game of Orc Saviour [(Hill Orc Fighter of Beogh) Since I suck at this and can only play ezy races Kappa]. Also testing how gifting x-bows is doing.

What I expected:

ᕙ༼˵͠ ͠°ل͜͠ ͠°˵༽ᕗ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿༽Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆ ༽ノ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽o:[]:::::::>
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

"You came to the wrong orchood!" (Me + 6 warlords + lots of high end orcs and their flunkies)

What I got:

ヽ༼⊙_⊙༽ノ

"Where is everybody?"

THE ORCSPECTATIONS WERE NOT MET
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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 09:12

Re: Great Orcspectations

What I expected to read here:
"My father’s family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip. So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called Pip, Bane of Trolls, Slayer of Goblins and Hobgoblins, Bringer of Doom to the Orcish Hordes."

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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 12:41

Re: Great Orcspectations

this is why crawl needs orc breeding pits

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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 14:17

Re: Great Orcspectations

Ironfoot wrote:high end orcs and their floozies

Boo.

Ironfoot wrote:THE ORCSPECTATIONS WERE NOT MET

Okay, you won me back.
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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 17:45

Re: Great Orcspectations

Lasty wrote:
Ironfoot wrote:high end orcs and their floozies

Boo.

I actually meant flunkies lol...

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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 19:03

Re: Great Orcspectations

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง the unseen donger is the deadliest (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 22:40

Re: Great Orcspectations

So,
( ͠° ل͜ °)
+
ง ง
=
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
?or?
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง


I was always under the impression that arms are not components of faces. Was I mistaken?

\__( ͠ °ل͜ °)__/

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Post Friday, 19th December 2014, 23:55

Re: Great Orcspectations

Baldu3 wrote:So,
( ͠° ل͜ °)
+
ง ง
=
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
?or?
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง


I was always under the impression that arms are not components of faces. Was I mistaken?

\__( ͠ °ل͜ °)__/

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

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Post Saturday, 20th December 2014, 01:13

Re: Great Orcspectations

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Capiche?"
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Fughettaboutit"
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Post Saturday, 20th December 2014, 03:07

Re: Great Orcspectations

Makes perfect sense, thanks for the clarification gents.
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Post Tuesday, 23rd December 2014, 04:53

Re: Great Orcspectations

duvessa wrote:༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽


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Post Tuesday, 23rd December 2014, 05:26

Re: Great Orcspectations

The postmodernists were right.
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