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Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 07:45
by Ironfoot
Playing a game of Orc Saviour [(Hill Orc Fighter of Beogh) Since I suck at this and can only play ezy races Kappa]. Also testing how gifting x-bows is doing.
What I expected:
ᕙ༼˵͠ ͠°ل͜͠ ͠°˵༽ᕗ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿༽Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆ ༽ノ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽o:[]:::::::>
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
"You came to the wrong orchood!" (Me + 6 warlords + lots of high end orcs and their flunkies)
What I got:
ヽ༼⊙_⊙༽ノ
"Where is everybody?"
THE ORCSPECTATIONS WERE NOT MET
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 09:12
by Nebuchadnezzar
What I expected to read here:
"My father’s family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip. So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called Pip, Bane of Trolls, Slayer of Goblins and Hobgoblins, Bringer of Doom to the Orcish Hordes."
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 12:41
by notcluie
this is why crawl needs orc breeding pits
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 14:17
by Lasty
Ironfoot wrote:high end orcs and their floozies
Boo.
Ironfoot wrote:THE ORCSPECTATIONS WERE NOT MET
Okay, you won me back.
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 17:45
by Ironfoot
Lasty wrote:Ironfoot wrote:high end orcs and their floozies
Boo.
I actually meant flunkies lol...
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 19:03
by duvessa
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง the unseen donger is the deadliest (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 22:40
by Baldu3
So,
( ͠° ل͜ °)
+
ง ง
=
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
?or?
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง
I was always under the impression that arms are not components of faces. Was I mistaken?
\__( ͠ °ل͜ °)__/
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Friday, 19th December 2014, 23:55
by duvessa
Baldu3 wrote:So,
( ͠° ل͜ °)
+
ง ง
=
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
?or?
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง
I was always under the impression that arms are not components of faces. Was I mistaken?
\__( ͠ °ل͜ °)__/
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Saturday, 20th December 2014, 01:13
by Siegurt
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Capiche?"
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Fughettaboutit"
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Saturday, 20th December 2014, 03:07
by Baldu3
Makes perfect sense, thanks for the clarification gents.
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Tuesday, 23rd December 2014, 04:53
by Lyrick
duvessa wrote:༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
duvessa is on some weird shit
Re: Great Orcspectations
Posted:
Tuesday, 23rd December 2014, 05:26
by mikee
The postmodernists were right.