The Tavern

Playing a game of Orc Saviour [(Hill Orc Fighter of Beogh) Since I suck at this and can only play ezy races Kappa]. Also testing how gifting x-bows is doing.

What I expected:

ᕙ༼˵͠ ͠°ل͜͠ ͠°˵༽ᕗ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿༽Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆ ༽ﾉ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽o:[]:::::::>
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

"You came to the wrong orchood!" (Me + 6 warlords + lots of high end orcs and their flunkies)

What I got:

ヽ༼⊙_⊙༽ﾉ

"Where is everybody?"

THE ORCSPECTATIONS WERE NOT MET

What I expected to read here:
"My father’s family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip. So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called Pip, Bane of Trolls, Slayer of Goblins and Hobgoblins, Bringer of Doom to the Orcish Hordes."

this is why crawl needs orc breeding pits

Boo.


Okay, you won me back.

Boo.

I actually meant flunkies lol...

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง the unseen donger is the deadliest (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

So,
( ͠° ل͜ °)
+
ง ง
=
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
?or?
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง


I was always under the impression that arms are not components of faces. Was I mistaken?

\__( ͠ °ل͜ °)__/

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Capiche?"
ง( ͠° ل͜ °)ง
is "Fughettaboutit"

Makes perfect sense, thanks for the clarification gents.

duvessa is on some weird shit

The postmodernists were right.