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what if you had to wash your clothes and yourself in water tiles but not in swamp otherwise you smell bad and lose stealth and shopkeepers close their shops as you approach. you also need to wash your hands before eating or else nausea. you can make soap from fat left from butchering to increase washing effectiveness. note that felids will be op because they dont have any armour to wash and can wash themselves any time so we will have to nerf them with something like a -1 int mutation every time they wash themselves.

washing is interesting because you have to take off your armour to wash it unless you decide to take bathes in armour which is gay and childish and that's an interesting decision

sorry wrong forum please move to gdd thx

edit: removed 'edit'

I guess you had the idea for -1 int mutations every time felids wash themselves from your own washing experiences.

im not a felid whattayatalkin about

And here I thought that this thread was going to be about getting cool effects from the meat you butcher/eat. (Kind of like ADOM except temporary effects rather than permanent.)

Instead it's about licking oneself clean. Hm, that's enough Internet for today.

starhawk wrote:And here I thought that this thread was going to be about getting cool effects from the meat you butcher/eat. [...]

Instead it's about licking oneself clean.

Yeah, I know, it is way better than I was expecting, too.

Counter proposal:

New enemy: Meat Man

Info: Whenever you attack this enemy with a slashing weapon, depending on the amount of damage you do, beef jerky and/or meat rations drop from their body in tiles adjacent to them.

crawl doesn`t have a scent system (pizza tornado branch does but its a superior game) so bathing could never work the devs would never buy a good idea like that. i don`t think its gay to wash yourself inside clothes just a little weird or just trying to save some time whats wrong with that. also messing around with fatty corpses is in another game i play but not crawl.

@TehDruid: this should just happen to any butcherable enemy on a sufficiently strong (over a certain percent of maxHP) hit

proposals:
1: damage can be caused directly to any part of the body
2: parts that take enough damage fly away causing diverse penalties
3: you can only play as human, elf or dwarf
4: rename crawl to slaves to the stone soup: dwarf dungeon

why is twelwe so skeptical about devs taking cool idead into crawl lately wft man stop it not cool so lame undo abort

TehDruid wrote:Counter proposal:

New enemy: Meat Man

Info: Whenever you attack this enemy with a slashing weapon, depending on the amount of damage you do, beef jerky and/or meat rations drop from their body in tiles adjacent to them.

New player race: Meat Man

XuaXua wrote:
TehDruid wrote:Counter proposal:

New enemy: Meat Man

Info: Whenever you attack this enemy with a slashing weapon, depending on the amount of damage you do, beef jerky and/or meat rations drop from their body in tiles adjacent to them.

New player race: Meat Man

Meat Man of TSO OP, the drawbacks of blood/meat trail are redundant, since TSO doesn't like stealth anyway. More healing from killing undead. Tomb is going to be a joke.

Hirsch I wrote:proposals:
1: damage can be caused directly to any part of the body
2: parts that take enough damage fly away causing diverse penalties
3: you can only play as human, elf or dwarf
4: rename crawl to slaves to the stone soup: dwarf dungeon

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood
Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress

I couldn't agree more with these proposals

Slap and stab wrote:why is twelwe so skeptical about devs taking cool idead into crawl lately wft man stop it not cool so lame undo abort

uhh have you ever even met a dev or like me dated one? no? well i probably know like what i`m talking about then...

you can't date your hand what is wrong with you

Bloax wrote:you can't date your hand what is wrong with you

I think language was actually invented because some smartass, millennia ago, wanted to make this joke for the first time

you dated a dev? oh my god im so sorry i didnt know, did he try to kill you in a number of ways just to see if it entertains you AS MUCH AS IT ENTERTAINS HIM?

Slap and stab wrote:. you can make soap from fat left

Either i don't know chemistry or you don't, I'm not quiete sure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRi5VX3rkA

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/

you will have to find lye somehow.

Hirsch I wrote:you will have to find lye somehow.

Pan, Abyss and the Hells have it.

XuaXua wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:you will have to find lye somehow.

Pan, Abyss and the Hells have it.

Cerebov, in a deep voice: The lye is a lie, bitch.

XuaXua wrote:Pan, Abyss and the Hells have it.

so THAT'S what all the scumming for!

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