Small message issues


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Post Friday, 17th October 2014, 20:42

Small message issues

Shrugging/convulsing when paralyzed, e.g., "You shrug off the repeated paralysis"

Harold explodes! Harold groans, "My... family..." and then collapses, dead.

How did Harold explode and then not only groan, but collapse?

Please post any other nonsense messages here so we can keep track of them and fix/justify their existence.

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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 07:37

Re: Small message issues

"Really renounce your faith, foregoing its fabulous benefits?
Are you sure you won't change your mind later?'

Nothing is stopping you from changing your mind later.
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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 08:12

The stone giant throws a large rock.
Ouch! That really hurts!
You die...

You shout, "Don't do this again, nasty stone giant!"

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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 20:30

Re: Small message issues

Happened a couple of minutes ago.

As you read the scroll of identify, it crumbles to dust.
Z - a potion of beneficial mutation
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
A pair of horns grows on your head!
Your +2 helmet of fire resistance falls away!
You feel less resistant to fire. You feel fantastic!

Crawl, are you trolling me???
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Post Saturday, 18th October 2014, 20:36

Sandman25 wrote:Z - a potion of beneficial mutation
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
A pair of horns grows on your head!
Your +2 helmet of fire resistance falls away!
You feel less resistant to fire. You feel fantastic!

Cerebov comes into view.
Cerebov shouts!

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 00:52

Re: Small message issues

These aren't exactly what I'm looking for.

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 01:23

Re: Small message issues

n1000 wrote:How did Harold explode and then not only groan, but collapse?


For some reason the death speech lines are triggered after the creature dies, and exploding still triggers a speech opportunity.

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 04:09

Re: Small message issues

Shrug off (verb)

to dismiss as of little importance
an administration that was willing to shrug off the problem

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 05:15

Re: Small message issues

You open the kobold like a pillowcase!!!

Such a weird image. Changing the bedsheets is not exactly what I think of when a huge axe-wielding warrior slices through a horde of monsters.

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 05:17

Re: Small message issues

Well, the way I open a pillowcase is to hold it by the corners of the pillowcase opening and kinda shake it a bit, I'm not exactly sure how one would do that with an axe to a kobold, but I'm sure however it happens, it'd be brutal.
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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 06:51

Re: Small message issues

It has come to my attention that there is such a thing as a "grunt language" that will enable more hilarious messages. How does one enable this thing and what amusement will it provide?

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 14:32

Re: Small message issues

  Code:
language = grunt

Goes into your rc file/init.txt if you are online! It's very exciting!!!

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Post Sunday, 19th October 2014, 16:07

Re: Small message issues

fisheye wrote:You open the kobold like a pillowcase!!!

Such a weird image. Changing the bedsheets is not exactly what I think of when a huge axe-wielding warrior slices through a horde of monsters.

Imagine a down pillow exploding into a cloud of feathers
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