Crawl, Kobolds, and You.


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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 02:36

Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Kobolds are either little imp shapeshifting goblins shits or (if your'e into DnD) lizard-men.

They are not a humanoid mouse race. Or cats. Or little vulpine-ass motherfuckers.

Get this shit right, damnit.
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 02:43

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Greyr wrote:Kobolds are either little imp shapeshifting goblins shits or (if your'e into DnD) lizard-men.

They are not a humanoid mouse race. Or cats. Or little vulpine-ass motherfuckers.

Get this shit right, damnit.


who are you to tell kobolds what they can and can't be
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 02:44

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Can I tell you humans are humans?
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 04:59

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Crawl kobolds aren't lizardmen, they have cute fluffy ears. I kinda see them as wererats. Y'know since they hang out with other rats in the sewer getting lessons about the dangers of bulimia from Purgy.
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 05:20

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Crawl Kobolds are not 'kobolds' then.
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 05:32

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Given that with proper training they are able to cast spells and perform miracles, "humans" in Crawl don't seem to be like actual humans, either. :o

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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 07:06

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Player can be Kobold or Orc, but not Goblin or Gnoll? That's shitty and racist.
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 10:08

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

thats prejudice against races with names starting with G.
(nobody cares about gargoyles too.)
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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 17:24

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Pfft. Gargoyle is not even a race. Am I racist now?

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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 17:35

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

reported yet another racist thread

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Post Sunday, 28th September 2014, 17:46

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Sar wrote:reported yet another speciest thread



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Post Tuesday, 30th September 2014, 14:17

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

Wimpy little lizard people, all the way.

But with all the mutagenic shit going on in the dungeon, they probably have some rat or jackal to them too.
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Post Wednesday, 1st October 2014, 02:25

Re: Crawl, Kobolds, and You.

That's assuming the player kobold comes from within the dungeon.
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