REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES


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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:07

REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:12

Re: REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

As long as they're androgynous.
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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:12

Re: REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

That can be arranged, I can assure you.

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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:14

Re: REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

Is this on Mantis yet?
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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:17

Re: REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

you asked for it
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<Henzell> (1/35) minqmay said (41w 4d 21m 48s ago): anyway i ran into it and was severely injured. at this point an attractive female elf appeared, she was one of those magic healer chicks, however i died so i
+think she was not very competent.
<Sizzell> frobop the Firebug (L3 SEFE), slain by an adder on D:2, with 90 points after 1662 turns and 0:08:41.
<HangedMan> make him hear all of them
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/34) minqmay said (41w 4d 21m 41s ago): i woke up when i died. it was actually a pretty good dream overall
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/33) minqmay said (41w 4d 20m 29s ago): once, i had a dream. this dream had two parts. in one part, i was bees. it was fucking awesome, because BEEEEEEES. in the other part, i forget exactly what i
+was doing, but there was a lot of snow and i was hiding in several different mailboxes
<HangedMan> all of them.
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/32) minqmay said (41w 4d 20m 2s ago): earlier in this part it was implied that i had sex with an elf. sadly it was only implied (this is an elf i would really like to have sex with)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/31) minqmay said (41w 2d 12m 21s ago): later, i had a dream that i was in a lake with this elf. i think we had to be in water for some reason, like maybe the wicked witch of the west was trying to
+kill us with a knife.
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/30) minqmay said (41w 2d 11m 3s ago): the water was really really cold. we were looking for some place where we could leave the water without being noticed. but everywhere we looked there was just a
+bunch of garbage, pieces of boats and docks and styrofoam and beer bottles
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/29) minqmay said (41w 2d 10m 32s ago): i woke up in the middle of this
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/28) minqmay said (41w 1d 23h 31m 40s ago): later i had one that we were in this big abandoned factory building. some of the fancy production-seeing computers were still functional, so i installed
+dos on one and played descent on it while the elf was asleep
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/27) minqmay said (41w 1d 23h 31m 38s ago): descent is hard without the sound
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/26) minqmay said (41w 1d 23h 30m 10s ago): oh and before that we had to get mattresses into the place where we were living in this abandoned facotry, which was like 500 feet in the air, so carrying
+the mattresses up there was sort of a pain in the ass
<Gretell> cirnofive (L8 SpEn) became a worshipper of Makhleb. (Temple)
<Sizzell> neil (L7 DrFE) killed the ghost of neil the Ruinous, an average DrCj. (D:3)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/25) minqmay said (41w 1d 23h 29m 52s ago): i don't know why we were even there, it's not like we couldn't afford a house
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/24) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 31m 53s ago): later, I had a dream that I was in a very large janitor's closet with this elf. then angry people came in and started fighting and were going to hurt us. so
+in order to create a distraction i knocked over a bucket of ammonia and poured a can of bleach on it
<magistern> !
<Lightli> At least my secret shame is unknown
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/23) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 31m 38s ago): i assume the elf was in on this plan, because she made it out of the room with me.
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/22) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 30m 45s ago): then we spent about an hour walking, then we got to this house, then we started fighting a bunch of killer robots
<Wensley_> ??literally
<Wenzell> literally[1/3]: (7:12:27 PM) Wensley: guys we have literally filled three fifths of my irc log with bacon
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/21) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 30m 37s ago): that's when i woke up
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/20) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 30m 3s ago): just a few days ago I had a dream that I was at a wizard library and tried to steal a spellbook instead of checking it out. i got caught
<Sizzell> The58th the Grave Robber (L2 HuNe), mangled by Sigmund (a +0,+0 scythe) on D:2, with 86 points after 1289 turns and 0:04:21.
<MarvinPA> why is this a thing
<Sizzell> Elwin (L24 SpVM) killed Geryon. (Hell)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/19) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 22m 43s ago): after that i went to this party, but it kind of sucked, so i went outside, but there were a bunch of class 1 drillers from descent (they're these little
+flying robots with machine guns and horns) out there
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/18) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 22m 37s ago): so i went back inside, got drunk off my ass, then realized it was a dream somehow
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/17) minqmay said (41w 1d 1h 21m 39s ago): this made me un-drunk, which was unfortunate. anyway i noticed that unlike previous lucid dreams i didn't have any control over this one, so i figured i'd
+try to find the elf and have sex with her, however, i never found her and ended up hiding in a closet with a furnace, then i woke up
<Henzell> Dyno the Chiller (L6 MfIE) became a worshipper of Ashenzari on turn 3382. (Temple)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/16) minqmay said (40w 5d 7h 46m 7s ago): oh, before that, i had a dream that the elf had built or found or stolen this giant underground/underwater fortress and she invented teleporters to get in
+and out of it
<Lightli> MarvinPA: Because minqmay is insane with his dreams. My dreams consist 99% of awesome action and 1% cuddling.
<Sizzell> KareV (L8 HOPr) killed the ghost of domi the Ruinous, an experienced DrWz of Vehumet. (D:6)
> whoa how did i forget that one
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/15) minqmay said (40w 5d 7h 45m 50s ago): in this dream boris was after me for some reason. but the fortress cast dispel undead on him automatically whenever he got close. he's boris, so this
+happened many times
> sometimes my dreams involve cuddling
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/14) minqmay said (39w 1d 41m 41s ago): i had a dream that i was in a parking garage stealing a bunch of computers, this was somehow related to portal 2. anyway later in this same dream (i forget how
+this was connected) i was with that elf and we wanted to find some sort of private location, so we went into the ecumenical temple
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/13) minqmay said (39w 1d 41m 20s ago): because no monsters generate there. but when we went inside it was full of bats. we went back outside and there were bats everywhere else too. the mood was
+completely ruined and i woke up
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/12) minqmay said (39w 1d 39m 27s ago): and the night after that I had a dream that a big evil golem was going to tear the planet in half in a week, so i spent a week with the elf planning how to
+deal with this. i don't remember what the plan was, but what happened was she made a big tornado and it tore the golem up into little pieces
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/11) minqmay said (39w 1d 39m 10s ago): however it also destroyed a bunch of houses so i had to sell pieces of the golem (it was made of gold and adamantine) to pay for the property damage
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/10) minqmay said (37w 5d 4h 22m 24s ago): last night I had a dream that the grim reaper was chasing me and i was carrying two condoms. i think probably this dream involved the elf somewhere but i
+don't actually remember anything else about it
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/9) minqmay said (34w 1d 5h 20m 42s ago): had a dream last night that she borrowed a textbook from me. i went to her house to get it back, and her bedroom had hundreds of other textbooks all over
+everywhere. nothing else really happened
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/8) ZChris13 said (32w 5d 8h 46m 20s ago): enlarge ur peni3 super m4sculine vis1t websot
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/7) minqmay said (23w 5d 4h 21m 52s ago): i had another one a few days ago, but i only remember a few things it involved: the elf, stairs, smart balance, and a cooler.
<Lightli> lol
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/6) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 25m 36s ago): and quite a long time ago i had a dream that i was time traveling and there was an accident and i ended up stranded in the wrong time/place in the wrong
+reality, which was like a summer camp or something. the elf was at this camp teaching people how to meditate or something
<MarvinPA> zchris13 wins
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/5) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 24m 47s ago): since this was the wrong everything (like the bad future in sonic cd or something) she didn't know me and wasn't interested in me and didn't know that i was
+a time traveler and also was a time traveler herself but didn'tk now that i knew she was a time traveler
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/4) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 24m 4s ago): anyway when the camp was over and she was leaving i said something to her that conveyed the idea that i was a time traveler and knew she was a time traveler
+and would have sex with her at some point in the future or in another past or reality or something
<Sizzell> The58th the Grave Robber (L1 HuNe), slain by a goblin (a +0,+0 dwarven dagger) on D:1, with 22 points after 1166 turns and 0:01:26.
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/3) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 23m 52s ago): it was probably something like "bye. see you...earlier"
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/2) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 23m 22s ago): anyway after that i visited this guy's house and met his wife and kids and played poker with him (i won like 20 bucks)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/1) minqmay said (17w 5d 8h 22m 40s ago): after that i woke up. i normally don't remember anything about the elf's appearance but i know in this dream she was a redhead, i'm pretty sure that isn't
+true in the other dreams though
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<Henzell> (1/71) minqmay said (40w 2d 3h 37m 56s ago): uh, i can't find my kitchen scissors, did you happen to see them?
> !messages
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<Henzell> (1/70) minqmay said (40w 2d 2h 3m 35s ago): uh, did you bring some rice cakes that i didn't notice? because i just found some rice cakes in my kitchen and i don't remember buying rice cakes
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/69) minqmay said (40w 2d 1h 20m 31s ago): never mind the scissors, i found them
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/68) minqmay said (40w 1d 22h 37m 49s ago): i found a second box of rice cakes...i really hope you put those there, if not i think this house is haunted or something
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/67) minqmay said (40w 1d 10h 21m 32s ago): actually i remember now that i did buy some rice cakes. never mind
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/66) minqmay said (40w 1d 10h 21m 25s ago): these rice cakes taste pretty good
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/65) minqmay said (40w 8h 26m 53s ago): ok so my cat hid your sabre under my car. i found this out because i backed over it. it looks ok though, i'll bring it this evening
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/64) minqmay said (39w 6d 3h 19m 45s ago): i let my cat outside like 8 hours ago and he hasn't come back. is he at your place again
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/63) minqmay said (39w 6d 24m 13s ago): my cat just came back inside, nevermind
<Gretell> Mongol (L8 MiBe) killed the ghost of Reedicus the Chiller, an average DgWn. (D:5)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/62) minqmay said (39w 3d 23h 58m 32s ago): could you get some rat poison while you're at it? thanks
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/61) minqmay said (39w 1d 9h 14m 18s ago): i had an interesting dream about you last night, let me know if you'd like to hear about it
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/60) minqmay said (37w 6d 5h 7m 57s ago): you wouldn't happen to want a pinball machine, would you?
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/59) minqmay said (33w 1d 23h 37m 25s ago): i almost ran over a dog yesterday. it ran in front of the car and i almost hit it but i didn't
> !messages
<Sizzell> darkli the Chopper (L3 HOBe), worshipper of Trog, blasted by an orc priest (divine providence) on D:3, with 182 points after 1245 turns and 0:01:44.
<Henzell> (1/58) minqmay said (33w 1h 45m 41s ago): ok change of plans tonight, stay home. i'll explain later
<Sizzell> ElMuncho the Martial Artist (L7 VpMo), worshipper of Makhleb, slain by Blork the orc (a +0,+0 orcish war axe) on D:5, with 1127 points after 4153 turns and 0:20:05.
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/57) minqmay said (32w 5d 8h 45m 18s ago): i think i have food poisoning
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/56) minqmay said (32w 5d 4h 1m ago): could you get me some saltines please
> !messages
<Sizzell> rjrrt the Spear-Bearer (L5 MfGl), mangled by an ogre (a +0,+0 giant spiked club) on D:4, with 156 points after 2721 turns and 0:10:48.
<Henzell> (1/55) minqmay said (32w 4d 21h 52m 8s ago): i'm feeling better now. thanks again, i'm so lucky to have someone like you
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/54) minqmay said (32w 4d 7h 16m 46s ago): people have been asking me incredibly personal questions lately
<Poncheis> hi all
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/53) minqmay said (32w 4d 4h 5m 21s ago): i forgot to tell you, i left some of those fruit things in your refrigerator, so dont be surprised when you find them
<Gretell> magistern (L20 HOSk) killed Khufu. (Vaults:2)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/52) minqmay said (32w 3d 3h 59m 22s ago): do you know anyone i could borrow a lawnmower from
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/51) minqmay said (32w 3d 10s ago): never mind, i got one from bill
<raskol> minqmay is duvessa the name of your special elf friend
<elliott> Poncheis: hi
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/50) minqmay said (32w 2d 5h 43m 36s ago): i forgot to tell you one thing about the cats: you have to lock the front door even while you're in the house, because niles knows how to open it
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/49) minqmay said (32w 1d 8h 25m 28s ago): i left the key under the concrete armadillo. see you in a week. thanks, love you
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/48) minqmay said (31w 2d 6h 27m 10s ago): on my last flight the guy behind me repeatedly headbutted my seat for about 10 minutes straight. he was an adult. i was afraid to ask him to stop
<Sizzell> zkyp (L27 MiFi) entered Pandemonium. (D:24)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/47) minqmay said (31w 1d 23h 42m 11s ago): also i just realized i took a syringe through airport security, twice
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/46) minqmay said (30w 3d 7h 4m 47s ago): you can go ahead and keep that textbook if you like
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/45) minqmay said (29w 3d 2h 24m 5s ago): do you know anybody with a sandblaster?
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/44) minqmay said (29w 1d 52m 58s ago): i drew a picture of you today, i think it turned out pretty well. remind me in the morning and i'll show you
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/43) minqmay said (29w 4h 32m 41s ago): never mind about the sandblaster
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/42) minqmay said (28w 6d 4h 50m 38s ago): i just found an orange fusilli noodle in a bag of conchiglie and it's kind of freaking me out. what if i find a finger in the next one or something
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/41) minqmay said (28w 5d 1h 18m 28s ago): there were actually three noodles...
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/40) minqmay said (28w 4d 23h 42m ago): the second two noodles were green by the way, i should have mentioned this
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/39) minqmay said (28w 3d 1h 23m 16s ago): i just found a fourth green noodle
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/38) minqmay said (28w 2d 4h 29m 42s ago): for some reason i had a lot of trouble putting the paddle back into my bread machine today
<Gretell> hgecko (L5 MiDK) killed Grinder. (D:3)
<raskol> seriously can you do this in /query
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/37) minqmay said (28w 1d 5h 33m 57s ago): god people just won't stop bothering me today
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/36) minqmay said (28w 1d 3h 3m 43s ago): i just found my rock collection from when i was like 5. i've been living in this house for way too long
<Blazinghand_> I go down and you know what I see
<Gretell> Elynae (L6 OpWn) became a worshipper of Okawaru. (Temple)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/35) minqmay said (28w 2h 32m 27s ago): a few days ago i found a hair in my applesauce and last night i had a dream about it, today i was just thinking about it when i got my applesauce for the day
+and this distracted me so i poured the applesauce on my tortilla chips instead of into my applesauce bowl
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/34) minqmay said (27w 2d 23h 1m 12s ago): would you like to pose for another drawing?
> !messages
<Blazinghand_> another wolfechu ghost
<alefury> minqmay: fuck elves :P
<Henzell> (1/33) minqmay said (27w 1d 20h 26s ago): you know, you're a lot better than a statue
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/32) minqmay said (24w 6d 20h 28m 58s ago): do you like oats?
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/31) minqmay said (24w 3d 19h 54m 55s ago): i found an old answering machine on the ground
> !messages
<Sizzell> davejl the Archer (L8 HEHu), slain by a troll on D:6, with 1515 points after 5479 turns and 0:16:02.
<Henzell> (1/30) minqmay said (24w 3d 19h 54m 53s ago): just thought i'd tell you
> !messages
<crate> you should probably block LOF of the mutater and wear cons
<Henzell> (1/29) minqmay said (24w 1d 4h 24m 21s ago): i had a dream i was flying a plane and the steering wheel (do they still call it that if its an airplane and not a car) suddenly exploded and i was like
+"fuuuuuuuuck" but then i remembered i had just gotten out of the hangar and was still on the ground
<Blazinghand_> yeah don't mind us
> !messages
<Gretell> Bart (L22 SETm) entered the Pits of Slime. (Lair:6)
<Henzell> (1/28) minqmay said (24w 6h 53m 17s ago): had a dream last night with the entirety of storm rising (that virt song) in it, except it wasn't storm rising it was an original song that my subconscious
+came up with and it was really good and i really can't remember it now so i'm sad
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/27) minqmay said (24w 5m 16s ago): i think it was a bit over 6 minutes. there were some "hidden" patterns too that were about a minute total. oh and i was watching it too, i think it was around 24
+channels
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/26) minqmay said (23w 5d 22m 49s ago): my parents gave me a can of pringles as my graduation present. i don't even like pringles all that much. :(
<Blazinghand_> we're just talking in here?
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/25) minqmay said (23w 20h 3m 2s ago): a police officer almost backed his car into mine
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/24) minqmay said (22w 1d 4h 27m 53s ago): i remember now, that song was in lyle from cube sector
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/23) minqmay said (22w 1d 4h 27m 38s ago): er, in lyle in cube sector
<MarvinPA> feel free to not to that
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/22) minqmay said (21w 3d 20h 36m 31s ago): damn that song is apparently that guy's first chip. how the hell
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/21) minqmay said (21w 20h 1m 11s ago): well i can apparently do it at 10 tomorrow, i just hope my ibs doesnt kick in then
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/20) minqmay said (20w 5d 20h 11m 10s ago): yeah it is definitely 10, someone fucked up
> !messages
<wh1te> #   * handle jellies better (probably this just means always stopping at them
<Henzell> (1/19) minqmay said (20w 5d 1h 41m 33s ago): oops they meant (f(x))^2 and in the specific one x has to be x. that makes more sense but on the other hand, shit
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/18) minqmay said (20w 1d 23h 42m 19s ago): are you doing anything on the afternoon of the 4th? because there's something you should see
<Gretell> Jed the Vexing (L5 OpEn), slain by an adder on D:2, with 313 points after 2572 turns and 0:13:45.
> !messages
<wh1te> #     when using a corrodable weapon)
<Henzell> (1/17) minqmay said (18w 4d 20h 21m 5s ago): this spaghetti is of such irregular length that i have to break it apart one strand at a time. it sucks
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/16) minqmay said (18w 4d 20h 7m 13s ago): oh by the way, can you still only fit three fingers in?
<wh1te> #   * do something to make stopping at low HP and very hungry less common...
*** wh1te has left channel ##crawl
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/15) minqmay said (18w 2d 23h 58m 4s ago): wow some people thought i was talking about something else didn't they. sorry about that
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/14) minqmay said (17w 2d 20h 1m 56s ago): did you know that shells and cheddar stuff only takes like a year to expire? i thought it would be like five
> !messages
<crate> what is this
<Henzell> (1/13) minqmay said (17w 1d 20h 9m 12s ago): it's really hot here but that swamp cooler smells so bad, do you have any suggestions
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/12) minqmay said (19w 5d 50m 46s ago): last night i had this crazy dream CSD was in beta and i was in and i was sort of like, inside the game, but not entirely, but still like we were all there in
+person including david. it was really good, but there were two things that were weird
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/11) minqmay said (19w 5d 50m 5s ago): which were that you could get extra money by clicking on secret parts of the screen and by picking up gems and gold coins off the ground outside the restaurant
+(but you couldnt cook or anything while you did this and it took time to move around)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/10) minqmay said (19w 5d 49m 14s ago): and in another part of this dream i was in my old condo but it was bigger and i was sleeping and there were like 20 other people there and they kept waking me
+up it was annoying
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/9) minqmay said (19w 4d 34m 16s ago): so the jigsaw just melts it and it closes again, i'm going to have to use a hand saw for the entire thing
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/8) minqmay said (19w 1d 4h 48m 51s ago): um apparently there was a staple in that couch just sticking out of it, that must have been it.
> !messages
<Henzell> Pikkle the Tortoise (L24 MiFi) killed Frances on turn 76318. (Spider:5)
> !messages
<Sizzell> chillblain (L14 FeAE) reached level 8 of the Lair of Beasts. (Lair:8)
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/7) minqmay said (19w 54m 55s ago): it doesn't really smell that bad
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/6) minqmay said (18w 2d 4h 13m 36s ago): so that drop target actually popped right out of the slot and fell back in
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/5) minqmay said (18w 2d 49m 33s ago): still have no idea what's up with the reset though
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/4) minqmay said (18w 54m 21s ago): what's the longest distance you've ever walked in one day?
> !messages
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<Henzell> (1/3) minqmay said (17w 5d 3h 27m 52s ago): man, i had the weirdest dream last night about ben franklin...
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/2) minqmay said (17w 2d 8h 46m 35s ago): well now the jigsaw blade is broken
> !messages
<Henzell> (1/1) minqmay said (17w 4h 44s ago): there were like 10 washing machines at the dump, problem solved

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Post Friday, 19th September 2014, 04:22

Re: REQUEST: SEXY DROW ELVES

Yeah but did you give Bill's lawnmower back?
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